All these people hate Trump

>All these people hate Trump

Really makes you want to stop supporting him, doesn't it?

RESIGN FASCIST RUSSIAN SCUM

The way Trump has been getting shit done this first week, I'm about a month of outstanding executive orders away from willingly voting him Supreme Emperor of the United States for life.

They can't even support themselves

Like half those people said they'd move to Canada if he won and then back pedaled.

What is it they plan to do, continue spouting the same propaganda theyve been spewing for the last 2 years even louder? Wasn't that how he got elected in the first place

what is the name of the disease that causes Michael Moore to look like this?

Can't believe he went through with all of his promises in a single week.

It makes me want to support him even more.

Liberalism combined with obesity and natural aging is turning him into a fat dyke

hutt syndrome

Trump is a Russian puppet and brother of Vladmir Putin.

Not sure if Michael Moore or Rosie O'Donnell on that cover

It's like when fat dudes lose weight too fast combined with his old skin

Michael Moore is a pair of underwear that has lost its elasticity

That's Jimmy Connor.

Hahahahhaahahahahahaha Rosie O'Donnel?! the president said it's okay to hate her because she's a fat lesbian! Hahahahaha we patrician conservatives truly have the superior taste in comedy!

I think his exact words were that "she a pig faced dyke shit cunt innit".

>it's OK to make fun of Trump for his hair and skin color
>but you're a body-shaming misogynist if you dare to make fun of Rosie O'Donnel's weight
Liberals mad as fuck that there is finally a Republican president who doesn't fall for their bullshit and is better at flinging shit than them

fuk off polturd

why does no one talk about dunhams qt sister

Reverse burger syndrome

that the one she raped?

makes me support him even more

>fuk off polturd

fuck drumpf fuck pol fuck white "people"

dose she have no self respect or didginty

kill all white men

BLACK all white women

how ugly are their parents they made these things

or is this just a symptom of being in the (((new york elite)))

yes

Free radicals

>It's like when fat dudes lose weight too fast combined with his old skin

News flash: most republicans aren't great at flinging shit either. Trump turned the election into a barrage of ad hominem arguments and consequently lowered the bar for all the other Republican candidates. None of them were equipped in douche baggery well enough to fight him on his muddy pig-like terms. The best Jeb could muster was "You're a jerk, Donald." And the best Rubio could do was say he had little hands. What should have been a contest of who the most qualified person for the job turned into who could be a bigger troll and it's all because he started acting like that was the contest in the first place.

Why does michael moore look like a fat lesbian now?

>Runs out of things to do his first month

Starts dismantling the Welfare State for the rest of the year.

Then next year he pulls a Jackson and destroys the Federal Reserve.

Year 3: No more income tax.

MARS

He kicked all their asses man.

You're a mess.

It worked, didn't it? Trump won an election he was never given a chance to win. Yeb is too autistic to ever win the a presidential election. Cruz is nearly as disliked as Trump but not as savvy at playing the media. Rubio is too establishment in a year when people clearly did not want more establishment.

Anyways, my point was that Trump is better at flinging shit than liberals are, not other Republicans (though that is true too).

deflating american disorder

He acted like a petulant child until he got his way. Maybe that's why all of you developmentally arrested morons who confuse being offensive with being clever identify with him so much and champion him as your "guy"

He chucked way too much stuff into the trash

I don't even know who 4/5 of them are.

please clap

nigger

Why isn't there a single decent right wing comedy?

Jeb Bush v Bernie Sanders is the election we should have had

hey just like criminal liberals after he won

i thought liberals like burning american flags

now they claim to own patriotism?

getting mixed messages

user, please, my erection, it hurts.

Jewish Comedy: "Racists am I right? *laughter* Now my daughter *laughter* she is a porn actress... *laughter* and she fucks black men *loud laughter*... bazinga! *laughter*

You don't have a counter argument because you know I'm right

Media nepotism

>He acted like a petulant child until he got his way

Um it's called reality my friend. You're basically ignoring the meaning behind everything he says because "I didn't like his tone, he's so rude!" You're literally an old lady

>libs trying to claim they are patriots
>right after our president claiming we will be "America First" nationalists caused enough autistic liberal screeching to make millions of them chimp out
Really activates the almonds

You're a joke.

Bullets win arguments not words.

>White woman stands in front of black man smiling
>Black guy holds up black power fist

What did they mean by this?

Can we have the Drumpflin wall go around California too please

Why don't you go back to 2ch you Russian?

You Russians just want to undermine our democracy by getting your puppet into office. All of the social and economic progress Obama worked so hard to make these past eight years has been RUINED in less than a week, I hope you people are happy. You're all like petulant children that burn down their house because they didn't get their tendies and Trump is worst of all, I hope you're happy you Russians.

And just so you know there will soon be leaked proof that Trump was elected due to Russian intervention in the democratic process and he will be impeached and tried for treason.

they a hypocrites, they say they hate the west and capitalism all the while making millions. its always the rich white liberals that like getting on their moral high ground.

Not an argument.

Anyone can upload almost whatever online and yet we still don't have any decent right leaning comedy.

>Why isn't there a single decent right wing comedy?

Ben Shapiro did undercover in Hollywood. They said they won't do business with anyone conservative to his face (he's a tribesman, but they didn't know his politics).

>Not an argument
Shouldn't you be masturbating to a video of Stephan Molybdenum sucking off black men on blacked.com?

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Russia is ruled by an oppressive dictatorship that restricts the freedom of the people and is undemocratic. Gays and LGBTP minorities are oppressed by the regime and you think that's fine. But then you people want to oppress gays and reverse all of the progress obama has made so that's typical I guess, i can't even. Russian government is undemocratic and they need to be replaced with American sanctioned democratically elected officials to maintain world democracy and increase freedom.

I'd like to start an onion like website where people post satirical news.

For instance "Trump earmarks 3 million for AIDS cure, gay activists criticize him for actively destroying their cultural identity" or "Humans create first pig-human embryos based on Amy Schumer's DNA"

>supporting the guy that literally said he will do everything he can to destabilize Europe

nah, I am not that edgy anymore

>All of the social and economic progress Obama worked so hard to make these past eight years has been RUINED in less than a week, I hope you people are happy.

The Dow just hit 20,000 for the first time ever.

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>it's okay to make fun of people that promote hat and insult people
>it's not okay to make fun of people that do nothing

mhh, really makes me think.
I guess locking up criminals is bad too because locking up people in general is bad

>i can't even.

I want the women to leave.

Still waiting on evidence russia was behind it.

Ever since "Saddam has nuclear weapons", I simply do not trust the establishment "intelligence network"

You got talent kid

Yeah because it's about to crash you fucking retard. The DOW will crash to less than 1,000 this september and chumptards will be eternally btfo. This is the future you choose retards. When the global economy crashes and there are riots from hunger in the streets Trump will probably declare martial law and you'll see who you REALLY elected, you statists.

Still not an argument.

>commit the exact same behavior you claim is deplorable
>still take the "When they go low we go high" moral high ground

There is conclusive evidence that Trump's father obtained his money from Russian sources. Trump's entire dynasty is based on Russian funds. He is a Russian puppet.

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first of all the so called Russian hacker connection is tenuous at best.
killary was backed by Saudi Arabia a actually dictatorship that just brought in laws forbidding women from driving stone them if they talk out of turn. they also execute and jail LGBT people
interesting fact Saudi Arabia is the head of the UN human rights committee.

What's wrong with promoting hats?

considering the high hopes around him right now, the silver lining to this picture is that it stands as a monument to history that van jones was too much of a media whore to prevent his own eventual irrelevancy

show me post a link

>There is conclusive evidence

Post it.

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Any time now.

t. increasingly nervous man

and the clinton foundation got some nice dosh from Al fucking Saud.

I'd rather my president get money from Russia than the harbinger of Wahabism

Saudi Arabia is our greatest ally you retarded trumpbigot.

Is that the real magazine cover? How do people not see them as blind ideologists?

>Trump will never run
>Trump will never recover from the Mccain burn
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win South Carolina
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237 delegates
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never turn over a rebellion of unbound delegates
>Trump will never secure the nomination
>Trump will never actually accept running in the general election
>Trump will never get the Brexit outcome right
>Trump will never unify the bulk of the GOP
>Trump will never poll better than Clinton
>Trump will never make headway campaigning in the Rust Belt states
>Trump will never breach 2% odds to win the general election
>Trump will never be President
>Trump will never have respectful and productive meetings with foreign politicians
>Trump will never replace Obamacare
>Trump will never block high-risk illegal migrants
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never build the wall
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>Trump won't send the feds into Chicago
>Trump will never enforce proof of citizenship for government programs
>Trump will never make Mexico pay for the wall
>Trump will never rescind Common Core
>Trump will never renegotiate trade deals
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never build moon bases or send missions to Mars
>Trump will never have first contact with alien races
>Trump will never bring us into the age of spacefaring intergalactic unity and prosperity

Pretty good, and it wouldn't be all that hard to write a onion styled site.

Trump didn't bring back the manufacturing jobs, also I'm pretty sure he'll cut NASA's budget.

>"Humans create first pig-human embryos
Funny isn't it though, there actually are human-pig embryos now.

hahaha amd that ,ales it better you fucking libtard
i dont give a shit about trump or killary, but to hire a women to run your campaign that has connections to hamas a Islamic terror group, then talk about how much you will do for women while taking money from a country that stones women to death
fuck that shit

this

trump will never build the wall

>Trump will never make affordable fully customisable lolibots a reality

>I'm pretty sure he'll cut NASA's budget.

Be careful. Everything else you predicted didn't come true.

yeah, thats where i got it from

it's kinda scary that we're creating stuff for organ harvesting.

You are all retards. You realize Trump has already started the beginning of the end for America right? He's alienating Mexico and without Undocumented Americans the economy and wealth of this nation will dissapear. Enjoy picking fruit for $4 an hour and paying $500 a month for groceries under glorious leader

I can't even tell if those posts are real or false flag any more

>humans get pig-human embryos in them
>genetically engineered retroviruses make the body accept the organs
>their DNA is modified slowly
>after 5,000 years of reproduction people look like half pig men
wake me up

>without Undocumented Americans the economy and wealth of this nation will dissapear.

Except Republicans and everyone in his cabinet have always felt NASA and going to other planets is a waste of money. Those that don't would prefer privatized space travel anyways.

Executive Order: Space Exploration Act

Gives 50 billion extra to NASA a year.

WOW THAT WAS HARD FELLOW GOYIM

Without undocumented Americans I am going to have to pay more for movers the next time I move. Also won't be able to pay a day laborer 20 bucks to do a day long project - shit, I might have to do it myself.

But hell, I guess I'd rather not get raped and murdered by the mexican cartel.

Oh, be nice

>Except Republicans and everyone in his cabinet have always felt NASA and going to other planets is a waste of money.

It is when you're 19 TRILLION in debt because a nigger can't manage a checkbook.