Angela Merkel reportedly has a fear of dogs after getting attacked...

Angela Merkel reportedly has a fear of dogs after getting attacked, so Putin finds the biggest Labrador possible and arranges for it to enter the room while in a meeting with her, in Russia.

What a terrific guy, frightening innocent women.

This is why women should not be leaders. They are pathetic and weak.

>Labrador

You mean those big lazy dogs that people buy because they're good with children and other pets? Putin is a monster.

based tsar

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Alpha as fuck.

Britain really needs a man like this right now.

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>innocent

It's going to be amazing when Clinton and Trump have their first debate, standing side by side in front of the crowd. Clinton and her 5'4 height will look absolutely pathetic and unpresidential next to a true alpha among alphas, Trump, and his magnificent 6'2 self.

>mmm smells fishy

>implying she's scared of the dog and not him

that fat old dog is a qt.

>you will never use it as a pillow

> That quote
> That fucking smug face

He knew the whole time

Know who else is irrationally scared of dogs? Muslims.

Merkel is just trying to get into the mindset of her voting base.

>get attacked by a dog
>fear all dogs forever
>everybody feels sympathy for you

>get attacked by a muslim

Absolutly Based.

Didnt you know?
Thats why she imported all the Muslims and plans to replace all native Germans

As Muslims dont like Dogs, she will be free of them finally

Starting to love Japan posters.

I swear to god I fucking love putin sometimes

look at his smug fucking face
madman knew it the whole time
I wish we had putin

>dogs: man's best friend
>islam hates dogs
>merkel hates dogs

>Merkel
>Innocent

The worst part is you know her whole attack was probably her being a spoiled brat to a dog who finally got sick of her abusing it and then finally snapped at her, only leaving a small scratch.

>feelsbadman
Dogs are our true companions.

A figure like Putin would never have been allowed to rise in the UK.

My dog instinctually barks at brown people. It's annoying when I order a pizza in. He's fine with chinese, blacks, whites but as soon as he sees a brown, he loses his shit.

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really makes you think...

honestly the anti-putin propaganda is starting to fail, the U.S. general population is starting to like Russia

Nigga she gonna be on a step stool it wont look much different.

They have a good, dry sense of humour

Makes sense she wouldn't like dogs, her being a Muslim and all.

Holy shit, the next US president looks just like my grandmother

fucking pathetic

It's not even that big.

This can't be mere coincidence, I hear all the time about dogs who hate blacks

Maybe behind the podium but they have to walk out front and stand next to each other for show and such first. Unless they rig it in her favor and they never are side by side

That's Koni you dumb shit. He received that dog as a gift and she is extremely loyal and sweet. She has broken into meetings and even public speeches before just to hang out with Vladimir.

She's there for basically all of his meetings. If Angela doesn't like it, that's her problem. Koni is a fucking bro.

>djokovic and federer in the same half
EVERY FUCKING TIME

WHY

>that puffy vulva

>why is my dog a racist

it's an actual search term on google. Dogs know.

muh dik

>comes near her

>sweden

My german shephard absolutely hated black people.

Couldn't have any black friends over because she would chase them away.

>I've never been viciously attacked by dogs.

I still love dogs but they can be fuckin' mean too. Got a set o' jaws on'em, boyo.

I didnt even realize there was an elephant on that picture

>putin trolls merkel with black lab- the friendliest most energetic dogs in existence

>Large Black
why wasn't she ok with this?

>innocent
You what mate?

well, they need to try to keep their sanity when they aren't teaching dirty chinks english...

woudl care to shedule a coastal constitutional with

I know how dogs work. What I'm saying is that her attack was probably minimal and probably cause by her being a spoiled bitch.

But that's the elephant in the room?

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HAHAHAAHA Putin with the bants

It's funny because Putin in fillipino literally means penis

it simply explains, all animals are afraid of is not typical, if the dog grew up with white people, and most of the time with them, black unusual for her.

wow id love to see her get BLACKED

underrated post

>gaivqfoI

Gay fool

>the Philippines
>relevant

putin reminds me of pepe irl

Someone should spam tweet #NOTALLDOGS to merkels twitter

>a fucking pinoy immigrant posting from Australia

fucking cliche

She had no problem with mexicans, asians, or mixed people, it was weird.

Labrador is bro tier, they never attack anyone. The may bark if they're trained to, but it's a 1/1000 chance they will attack an human. People even let babies play with them.

Have some (You)'s

dogphobia and literally xenophobia.
I'm all for #notalldogs

she can't have a phobia for dogs just because one attacked her!!

except that's bullshit, my friend had a chunk taken out of her leg by a chocolate lab when she was younger, and the white lab across the street acts very aggressively and I have to chase it off my property.

it means "little fag" in spanish

finally i see the light. I'm a #ShillForPhil now

Those fucking kankles.

Would love to see her get TRUNKED

That's so weird because "little fag" translates to Filipino in English. It goes full circle, kind of crazy eh?

his smug expression in that picture is really what sells it

When I read this in a Russian accent it makes sense.

>innocent

learn anatomy you swedish virgin

>that smug ass look on his face

Also 1 away from quints

fine, FUPA then homeslice

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Shiet, i did it.

yes its a fine mon pubis

I can't see her fear improving, having been further BTFO by a particularly savage bulldog again this week.

Mess with the Bear, you get the horns.

Trust me, some dogs have seen a hell lot of blacks, and they still don't like them one bit

Effort acknowledged

He did the same thing to GWB but with horses. Bush was spooked by horses whichever as part of the reason he was never pictured next to one at the ranch. I'm surprised we haven't seen pictures of him with Obama staged next to a swimming pool.

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fat_mons

What the fuck even is that

@silkelephant

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>woman

that's a thai restaurant

shes a racist

This.

Anyone who's scared of a black labrador is a little bitch.

Muslims are most afraid of BLACK dogs as they represent demons.
Makes me wonder about Merkel

instagram .com/silkelephant/

Fucking dog eaters

Fpwp