Breakdown of voting results: lordashcroftpolls.com/2016/06/how-the-united-kingdom-voted-and-why/#more-14746 IN OTHER NEWS: >David Cameron has resigned >Corbyn in the middle of a coup, battling against Blairites >Irish PM calls for calm in N.I., torpedoes Sinn Fein hopes >Spain hopes for 'co-sovereignty' over Gibraltar >the EU is pressing for quick and immediate negotiations >Nicolas Sturgeon has called for a second Independence referendum >The pound has rallied, so has the FTSE (for context, we never dipped below last monday) >Social Media and the guardian literally on suicide watch >Malaysia, of all places has proposed a free trade agreement already >scratch that, Ghana has literally already begun bilateral trade talks
Anywhere I can watch Question Time that was on 2nite?
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Robert Edwards
If Spitting image were still around they'd undoubtedly have a field day with the past two months. youtube.com/watch?v=ReIAna459sg
We share a monarch with some other countries, that's an important connection right?
Easton Perez
>Tony Blair
Nolan Lee
couldn't find source pic in decent res that didn't look shit
Nathan Foster
Fun in british.
Juan Jones
In a speech to be delivered before the markets open, he will set out how the government intends to “protect the national interest”, following the referendum result. A Treasury spokesman has said:
The chancellor will make a statement to provide reassurance about financial and economic stability in light of the referendum result and the actions that he and the rest of the government will be taking to protect the national interest over the coming period.
Jaxson Edwards
Please don't.
Eli Hall
>Tony Blair >Chilcot report >Bye Tony Blair
Parker Powell
A prison sentence for that cunt is happening before a second referendum
Jeremiah Bell
Shouldn't Tony Blair be fleeing abroad for the impending Chilcott release?
Aaron Gonzalez
Who paid the ransom then?
Aiden Scott
Sorry m8
Justin Cox
>impending Chilcott release
yeah, that'll come out at the same time as the new season of black adder
Jack Bailey
Who else is ready for the biggest load of bullshit being spouted by some fuckwit without a plan?
Connor King
>Don't rule out a prison sentence, says Chilcot report
Hunter Lewis
Where were you when Labour was kill?
Cooper Phillips
Is there anything else to watch right now?
Logan Roberts
>Tony Blair
Shouldn't he be preparing for Chilcott?
Camden Wright
God they are so disgusting. Why are there hardly any traditionalist British women?
Matthew Thomas
it's being released in like a week, innit?
Liam Smith
lel'd
Kayden Ortiz
Inb4 we stay in the common market with free movement of Labour
Zachary Lee
I want to put my penis inside Karen.
Blake Davis
Don't know
Joseph Wright
It's coming out on 6th July
Carter Gutierrez
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Joshua Russell
where were you when democracy was saved?
Jonathan Nguyen
LADS we need to meme magic boris into office this cannot wait until October, we need action and direction now! #BORISNOW make it happen
Xavier Miller
We'd still be able to seek our own trade deals with other nations if this happened right? At least we would be slightly better off than we were
> Labour's entire cabinet resigns > Forget that Corybn has the support of the voting Labour Party > Re-elected > Free to recreate his cabinet to perfectly suit him.
Where were you when Australia made the petition meaningless by rigging it so blatantly that it's being completely disregarded even by pro-EU government officials.
Joshua Roberts
No. We need to kill Borris and the rest of the Tory MP's. We then need to make people see that the only way the country can survive is Corbyn.
After that there will be a class war, political awareness and actual education so the people know shit about their own fucking country.
Angel Martinez
How fucked are we at the next eurovision?
David Cox
A CUTE
Caleb Russell
We need a reverse edit of this, with the 23rd.
Connor Campbell
Cheers, son.
Sebastian Martin
Thanks, son.
Lincoln Richardson
how many pints till these look fuckable?
Jayden Rodriguez
Anyone else listening to this Sky News host banging on about these alleged "racism against eastern Europeans" incidents happening on British streets now? The remainiac losers are shilling this meme that Brits are shouting "go home" at foreigners all over social media but it's all anecdotal evidence so far.
Gavin Davis
Want more happening to happen
Should I just wait for tomorrow?
Brayden Roberts
NOT SO FAST!
Jackson Carter
Drown yourself in ale. Although the middle-left girl has a nice-ish ass.
Jacob Rodriguez
Cheers mate.
Luke Torres
>Prime Jailbait
Austin King
>how to make absolutely sure that you develop a far right: the policy
What if Europe have been giving us shit points on purpose to push and push until we leave and then this time round give us 10's and 12's because we finally did it
Luke Hill
Daily reminder that Big Ian would have said NO (LEAVE) NO (LEAVE) NO (LEAVE).
He actually said "I just can't see how that's possible, but with the events going on right now I can't rule anything out." He looked like he was about to burst into tears. Neil looked like he felt sorry for him. But Blair, like everyone else, said we have to accept the decision and move forwards.
Joseph Cooper
>Prime Jailbait. JUST
William Bailey
Did we ever figure out why they cited the fact that Sadam didn't get rid of the WMDs used on Iran as a reason, instead of a more urgent reason like the fact they'd undoubtedly support Al-Qaeda like they supported Palestine?
Hunter Parker
>Muh £350m How does one respond to this?
Michael Allen
The middle right is not bad and has a great ass.
The one right of her looks like the Cowardly Lion though.
More like pragmatism. He knows Tories will hold Brexit hostage for votes.
Christopher Green
Anything happening now lads?
Evan Hall
You fucking laugh user. Becuse anybody that believed that shit was dumb from the start.
Especially with who was pedalling it the most.
Adrian Torres
350m is how much of our money the EU controlled a week, they could change how much we got of it at any point, tell us where to spend it and more than half went into the EU black hole
Angel Martin
They've been giving us shit points because the Eurovision song contest result is dominated by German countries.
Eurovision referendum when?
Easton Phillips
Somebody asked this in another Brit/pol/ thread about an hour ago, hopefully he's still around or others can make use of it.
Luis Rogers
Euro shill media is trying to claim 'Brexiteers are going racist after the polish'; we need to hit them with 'remainiacs make online death threats against pensioners'
Mason Scott
>the middle right is not bad
Fuck off Douglas
Eli Lee
>Holding back the tears. I would follow that man to the bitter end.
Samuel Lee
I think we all need to tweet @ Peter hitchens and say 'God bless you Peter', it would really mean a lot to him.
William Howard
>tfw tony blair activates Sup Forums's trap card >all the blairites are being destroyed live IRL due to supporting the false petition
praise kek
Jeremiah Kelly
fuck all, i'm waiting around on the last episode of game of thrones
Jacob Kelly
The £350m was rhetoric.
While its true we won't be on the hook for that money when we actually leave, it's up to the government how public money is spent. We can go full commie in theory.
Nolan Hughes
fuck spotted a mistake, sorry
Jason Hughes
When will WW3 start?
Andrew Thompson
Lads I've applied for the SAS Reserves.
If I am successful what will my first mission be?
Jaxson Robinson
We will save public money by not paying into the EU. We can use it for whatever our elected government at the time decides. If that's the NHS then so be it. The point is that it's our elected government who decides how to spend it.
Evan Parker
Karl Turner's a cunt. I met him a few years ago and he asked me if I knew who he was. I said no so after telling me he put his arm around the chair headrest I was sat on, lent close and asked me what I voted for. Told him the economy was fucked and apparently Gideon was sorting it out. Then he told me 'well I'm not an economist but I think we need to spend our way out which is what Gordon was trying to do'. Then he lent in close with this smug look amd said 'so remember to vote Labour'.
Fucking cunt. Saw him on the telly later that day and and mentioned my encounter to my dad, who called him a 'proper wanker'.
Julian Wood
are we done with happenings now then? i heard mention of a boris speech?
Noah Cruz
Doesn't matter, nonwhite people who don't go along with the program get downgraded to honorary white bigots
>Tell me what they said that made you think the entirety of that £350mil was going to the NHS >Tell me what you heard that even implied all £350million was going to the NHS >Nigel Farage said we should use the money to fund the NHS, he never said he would use it all, he went on the BBC to explain that it would go to the NHS, Schools and whatever else necessary that requires funding
One of the above or pic related, we've already won, fuck 'em
Evan Thomas
Idea to restore stability: Pro-Brexit leader also legalises marijuana. 18-25 year old voters suddenly love progressive dude weed lmao leader, and stop caring about the Brexit that they don't understand anyway. Marijuana becomes a big UK industry and helps to restore the British economy.
Matthew Allen
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Isaiah Morales
>dad's watching something on tv >"oh hey user, I'm watching this documentary about all the lies of the brexiters and holy crap they are pieces of shit". >"dad, the remains used a lot of scaremongering and lies aswell, let me tell you about- >"user, this is about how they chose to drift apart from europe and how they only care about themselves. They could help prop Spain, Turkey and other countries in the EU but they decided to only care about themselves" >Well I disagree but anyway, why is caring more about yourself wrong? >PANIC MODE: "user muh immigrants muh immigrants muh solidarity muh- >"Dad, the immigrants are only a negative" >"MUH CHILDREN IMMIGRANTS MUH ANECDOTE ABOUT 1 FAMILY WANTING TO INTEGRATE." >Nice anecdote dad, but they don't represent the majority of immigrants. >"It doesn't matter! they will understand that integrating into europe is good and will become productive members of society" >"Well I'm a pessimist so excuse me if I don't believe you when I see the greater whole of immigrants on benefits, creating their own communities, increasing crime and-" >"user, this is about brexit and their lies and how they chose to only care about themselves." >"Okay, why is that a bad thing?" >goes off on a tangent and proceeds to rant about food quality, nutrition, monsanto, and blah blah blah for 20 minutes >His conclusion? Blame brexiters for the low quality of some BBC documentaries. What the fuck has the internet done to my father?
Adam Ortiz
Give me one good reason we can temporarily abolish the party system and go full 1940 mode.
A national government of Labour and Tory members; Kate Hoey, Gisela Stuart Boris, Gove and of course our new Prime Minister Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Her Majesty is goign to Scotland new week and I'm hoping she will lay the smack down and get the Scots in line and I really hope that as part of it she will dissolve the Government and commission such a non partisan government.