Britain hate thread

This is the perfect time to remind the brits how much they are hated throughout the entire world.

1. Britain has lost its entire empire in the most pathetic possible way, constantly losing skirmish after skirmish while the queen continues to rot in her gold cage like the grotesk zoo animal that she is, only to be displayed to the tourist masses for cheap change.

2. Britain has throughout history always been the cunt. Reason for entering WW1? "fuck you all". Reason for entering WW2? "fuck youuuu Germany"
British people are possibly the most assholish people on the planet, right in front of the americans.

3. Does Britain actually *do* anything other than continue to fuck up over and over again? Britain is the slave state of the USA, constantly being belittled by big brother who they once owned.

I would be ashamed to walk the streets of London, knowing full well that every breath I take is only by the grace of my american masters who continue to allow me to breathe fresh air

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>butthurt argie trash is mad about britain

Fuck off nigger.

I was wondering when you niggers would show up

Let's invade the Falklands, what a great idea! How's the ARA General Belgrano this time of year?

Is this about the British Falkland Islands of Britain?

Argentina-bro, we Germans are all with you.

We hate the Brits as no other. They fucked us twice last century and 3 days ago they tried again.

@Hans Back-to-Back World Champs baby GET GUD

Fuck you nigger pope.

Falklands forever UK.

UK is strong and awesome.

>argentina
>white
also, sage

Looks like they managed to fuck you fairly well Hans.

If you like your rapefugees you can keep your rapefugees.

Been in UK for a while. Went to job center.

Shit basicly looked like that:
- Hi, would you like benefits?
- Nah, im looking for work.
- But, maybe ud like some benefits? bla bla bla
- NO I JUST WANT FCKIN JOB
- uh uh, plx go other line.

Like 30 people from UK there. I was only fckin one person, who came for job, not for fkcin benefits.

Worked there for few months and had more than enough. People from Poland go there in tons cuz of propaganda how awesome is there.

Reality:
- Fckin uneducated people. Shit they teach at Unis is same shit we get in school at 15-16y old.
- Ugly people. Fuck men, but those girls... Jesus.
- TONS of crippled and down syndrome people. In one day I saw more of them, than in 25 years in Poland.
- Pussies, big mouths. Fight only drunk, and 3x1. Once had situation with 3 fags. When I asked if theres a problem, 2 of them forgot their fckin name, and 3rd one started to run to and shout fuck polish pakis (lol)
- Food tastes, and is healthy as much, as shit we give to our dogs.
- Weather etc. - well, no one really likes it, but you cant change that.

Thats it. Alot of Polish people believed that UK is like in movies. White gentlemans who are well spoken & shit. Then their learn, that its muslim/indian country with crippled white people and crime rate like in fckin Somalia.

Not even joking.

you seem perplexed lad

your hate makes us stronger

Sounds like you're in London m8

Go to the countryside

Chile will win the American cup

I am genuinely surprised at the German anger at us leaving

It is in another league compared to other EU countries, and only proves that it is a Fourth reich after all

Someone's jelly of FREEDOM

>Alot of Polish people believed that UK is like in movies. White gentlemans who are well spoken & shit.
Then they come over and ruin it by being here.

Without even looking I knew it'd either be Argentina or Ireland.

They jealous as fuck

>Alot of Polish people believed that UK is like in movies. White gentlemans who are well spoken

It was until you showed up

>tried

Fucking Polish Tears.

>everyone says UK is shit
>"LOL U ARE JUST MADيميميميمي
Muslims everyone

Started South, then middle, and l8er almost in Scotland.

South is basicly muslim/gypsy country. I was shocked as fuck.

Middle crime is high, but mostly due UK citizens, didnt expect shit like walking in balaklawas beeing allowed.

Up - pretty nice people, but xenohobic as fck.

Countryside was allright I guess, felt a big like in Poland. People smile alot, so that was nice. Couldnt really check places I wanted, because it seemd, like every fckin part of forest & shit is someone property, so or youll jump in like a burglar looking for open space to enter, or jump over some shit. It was really strange.

Liked sheeps, fun animals, unsusual for us. Also parks with deers. Liked it.

You're never getting the back lad.

I love the British. Especially the half that voted for their freedom.

Lets not kid ourselves here. It was our own failures that ruined our country, it's only right that we be honest with ourselves and get to fixing it.

1982
You may recognize that year

why dont you fuck off back to poland then? is it because our country is a country mile better than yours? butt hurt toilet cleaner #youhavetogoback

>I bet it's a kraut
>Oh wait it's an Argie, well, no surprise really

Didn't they kick your ass over some shit-stained little islands one time?

Why does everyone hate the queen? Is it because she is German??

Someday, if by chance you guys will pop in to Poland for a moment, youll see what am talking about.

All of my friends in UK who went to Poland plan to retire there. I know couple, that already live in Poznan after one visit. Money might not be as perfect as they had in their home country, but it still was worth it.

When youll be older ull understand. For now, take care and shitpost. Just keep in mind, that the ONLY thing that took so many Polish people to UK was 1 pound ~ 6 zloty. Soon we will be back.

In meantime, we need to check our shit on Ukranians. They started to enter our country like arabs. The only plus from it is that woman are really nice, and all of them work. So yeah, a bit annyoing but nothing special. I guess, this is how non retarded English ppl look at us in their home country.

>Argentina

G O T C H A

Well I did. Same as most of my friends.

Were a bit scared bout Brexit, cuz alot of bandits & shit runned to UK when borders opened. Should be allright I guess.

American here. We don't own anybody, but ourselves.
We sure as hell don't own Britain. If we did, their economy probably wouldn't be so fucked as it currently is.
Britain owns themselves now.
Godspeed, you brave bastards. I see a bright future for Britannia. She's going to be curvey and rich again.

Get used to getting shit on UK.

This is what freedom tastes like. Delicious libtard tears. Enjoy it, be proud of it. You guys gonna switch back to the imperial system just to fuck with the rest of the cucks?

Doubtful. But it sure would be funny as hell.

WHEN I SAY BELGRANO

YOU SAY JUSTIFIED


BELGRANO

I liek you oldest ennemy

>BELGRANO
>sold Argentina a war ship
>Brits blow up same ship 31 years later
>Argentina u mad bro ?

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Most Germans would never admitt it, but they are jelly as fuck that you guys have the right to vote. We will never have it again because some time ago we voted some Adolf guy and things didn't turn out too well for anyone involved.

Sorry bout the Falklands brah

Anything is better than having refugee Muslim niggers :)

I'd rather live in a war torn nation with no Muslims or niggers :) fuck Muslims and niggers? Your feelings hurt? Good.

I owe you one Germany. Your massive new kebab problem convinced me to vote Leave.

I H8 britun

I HOAP IT SINKS INTO THE NORTH IRELAND SEA

>muh malvinas

Eh, don't mention it. Would be cool if me and my wife could stay for a bit in the UK once sharia law reigns supreme here.

I went to Poland and loved it.

>Cheap as shit food
>Alcohol is fucking plentiful
>Drunk poles seemed pretty friendly towards me for the most part

Would go again.

too many kebab is your SOLE problem

fix that and you lot will be golden

It's really not even that bad if you avoid going into cities. Not to say that you're wrong, kebab is a problem.

>only proves that it is a Fourth reich after all
except it's not a german forth reich but a european one but you cannot understand this and rather continue getting cucked by americans, chinese and soon dirty indians

Well said. And respect for that

Every time some fuckstick shitposts about Britain, my boner gets a little bit harder. Especially butthurt argies.

>European one
Your country literally just invited millions of third worlders into Europe. Don't talk shit you absolute fool.

Well give control of it to someone else then you cunt, literally anyone but germany would be better, even fucking france and as an englishman I'm honourbound to hang myself for saying anything good about france

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

and your country just left the biggest single market in whole world kek

Varsovia is a living paradise compared to Paris or London.

Well at least they own the Falkland Islands.

>Argentina
>white
Lol

The British people are truly a disgusting sort

>this is no bait

I shot your cunt father on the Falklands then took a shit on his dog tag- please invade again so we can exterminate many more of you pseudo-Caucasians.

That we did and it's worth it. Enjoy your "refugees" though.

I love them since they kicked the Hun out.

what am I looking at here?

Fuck dude, God-tier reply right there. Thing of beauty.

Guess they'll just have to join the ~160 other countries that have trade agreements with the EU. Until the EU crashes and burns, that is, which shouldn't be much longer now. Enjoy your rape and gradual decline into sharia Hans

Stay mad argentina, you couldn't even beat us with the french selling you equipment.

You are most welcome to apply for British citizenship and EU citizens will still be working here.

Churchill and Stalin dividing Eastern Europe just like Hitler and Stalin 5 years before

Churchill giving away Romania, Poland, etc. to Stalin for free.

>implying we don't already know
>implying we care
Arrogance is a virtue

lol, Argentina

Fuck the Brits, resurrect Charlemange and annex Switzerland.

I live on Scotland and I hate the rest of Britain as much as everyone else they don't listen to us. Whales just kiss their ass and NI are just there pointlessly so I agree you fucking nigger

Your country was given to you by the British.
Retard.

Reminder

It's having fun alongside with a bunch of british ships

I generally dont like Brits (at least your tourists), have zero interest in ever going to the UK, but fully support your leaving and hope it sets an example for the rest of those in the EU to follow.

For what its worth, m8.

Dude, Wales is gorgeous, the weather is nice all over, and come on, the cliffs of dover, the blarney stone. U chump

Mark my words - the Brits will work with Russia outside EU to bring it down.
Napolean-wars2.0

You lost your right to be listened to when you bankrupted yourselves and we had to save your useless asses from starving to death.

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Found merkel

Didn't you post this yesterday OP? Is shitposting going to bring back the Falklands or something?

A R G E N T I N A
R
G
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>kek

Depends if we get another Blairite Globalist cunt for PM.

You went to london didn't you?
Stupid cunt LOL, London is where all the foreigners live in the UK.
We should change the capital desu

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Yeah, it's sort of cute really. Awwww look at the poor butthurt argie.

You will get that mophead Boris, there is no choice to be made.

Fuck off, third-world scum

I certainly hope not, but it could be worse.

Stay mad Argie.

Don't forget the US. If Trump gets elected, there will be a trio of US-UK-Russia working to destroy Europe. I mean, as shitty as Shillary is, she doesn't intend to fuck Europe. It's the choice between a shit and a giant shit.

Frexit soon pls Pierre, it hurts to see France in such a sorry state.