If proms are really such a bad experience for everyone, why do you americans even have them?

if proms are really such a bad experience for everyone, why do you americans even have them?

people have no idea how hard women have it in today's society.

tradition
my senior year of high school lottery everybody that went just dressed in a costume i wore a horse mask with a horse pole that they give to children. and i was ridding that the entire prom .

>going to prom

Only degenerates did that

Fuck off

manlets never learn

I didn't bother to go to prom. I knew it was something I'd hate. Another friend of mine went and she said she was miserable the entire time.

And only autists didn't.

damn you went right for the bait there man

It wasn't even bait just a sarcastic joke, but you ate it anyway mang

My prom was great. I was nominated prom king and showed up in a stretch limo-hummer. Also I was captain of the football team.

Only the weird or poor kids don't go lmao

>and now I post on Sup Forums because I'm such a cool guy

I got trashed and went to the afterprom and got kicked out.

Fuck off chad

Being a manlet: priceless

dude shouldn't have a potato head.

TFW didn't go to prom but don't give a fuck

It doesn't mean shit.

Went to homecoming my junior year with my bro and our then girlfriends- had a blast.
We all broke up, then the madman took the school dime to prom, Chadded so many on the football roster.
Alex, hats off to thee.

Lincoln: thanks for freeing the blacks, cuck
Washington: Wouldnt be to pleased to see what the USA looks like today
Mandela: Transformed economic miracle to a failed state in less than 20 years

Good job lanklets, proud of you

that's the most autistic shit I've ever heard

>Spend like $50 renting a tux from a thrift shop
>Get drunk with bros before prom
>Have a fun time dancing
>Fuck some other guy's date at an afterparty

7/10 would go to prom again. I heard nowadays they have cops with breathalyzers at the doors, sucks to be a young cuck.

can you get me a job as apprentice chef at wendy's?

Got blind drunk on the way there, I was latter told I was marching through the street yelling 'right, right!' and 'slovenačko'.

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plenty of reasons i shouldn't have gone to prom,
bullshit in my life leading up to it, date decides ditch for my friend, high school drama bullshit, someone threatening to kill me (wish a nigga would) literally just got seriously trashed and had a good, drunk and semi-hallucinatory time, without any inhibitions or rats asses to give, danced and made out with qts I didn't even expect to.

did me a world of good in a bad time.

I didn't go...I couldn't afford it. The ticket itself was $200 and the whores that wanted to go with me expected me to pay for it. So instead a bunch of us went to some small Laos shop. One of the greatest times I have ever had. We just talked about how we won't be seeing each other ever again and shit like that. I'm quiet happy it happen this way.

>Trump
>6'2"
>750,000 million killed

how is 5'9" a manlet?

Sup Forums memes

not enough

I ditched prom to stay home and get drunk
I ditched graduation to stay home and get drunk

> agender woman

> agender
> woman

>$130 for prom tickets
>you have to pay for prom

Holy shit America you can't make this up

My prom was pretty good. I went stag with my friends and I asked this qt3.14 classmate of mine to dance with me. We danced for a while but I ended up not liking it too much - I looked around and saw some couples grinding and I wanted some of that too. So I told her, hey want to grind? She was like sure :)!! So I grinded against that hot little ass and my boner was getting her all excited. She was pushing back real hard. The night ended with everyone taking pictures and chatting.

Looking back I should have fucked her but it's too late for that. Still jerk it to her.

Duh. They usually have them at catering halls, why shouldn't people have to pay the hall?

My prom was pretty good.

t. went alone, 13 years ago

"Go on, break a leg

That'll be 50$"

lol fucking faggot. I sure hope you have your armor on and your steed is ready.

first post worst post

>taking prom that much seriously
American boys are like women or worse. Here we get invited to prom by women and seriously doesn't matters if you buy anything for woman or not. It's women who want to dance, why would men go such lengths to participate in this bullshit and even cuck themselves?

I'm ugly as shit and I went to prom and fugged my date. Come on guys

Fuck off dude. Not everyone spent an arm and a leg to be cucked. I went alone and still got some.

Mandela was/is/always will be a total piece of shit.

When I finished High School all we did was have this dinner thing were we got given awards and everyone got their bit of paper saying they graduated high school. I was 18 so I kept ducking out to the bar to have a beer, most of my mates did too. Only people that took girls were people that had girl friends.

After there was an organised party that everyone who wanted to go went to. Got pretty drunk and smoked weed with one of the art teachers. Also one of my mates saved our other mate from fucking this ugly chick because he chucked his empty vodka bottle into the bushes and it hit the chick on the head and knocked her out while they were about to start fucking.

I got invited by two women and then picked one, danced a little, then gone home and left her there and she was wondering where i went, got mad, i told her to find somebody else to dance with. I had enough of bad music.

I take it you don't believe in giving you rprom date a necklace ;)

Looks like the future to me.

What passes for bad music in Russia? American pop? I hate that shit.

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ITT: Rejects and bitter loners.

Come on Sup Forums, no one is going to take you seriously if 90% of you don't have the social skills to take a girl to a dance.

Going dancing with girls is alpha and hella fun.

After parties > Prom.

>Friends go to prom and lose hundreds of dollars on tickets and clothing but not girls because the only guy with a girlfriend was a chad who had a new one every 2 months
>I go to work and make $70 instead

Never gonna regret it

When you dance to same old waltz dance tune that repeats every 10 seconds for hours and at times there was some other music too, but that was not the only reason. I didn't take it at all seriously, but Americans take this dead serious.

tfw danced in prom with childhood friend

The biggest question is why Murcans take proms so seriously, it's just some random party celebrating the end of the school

it's traditionally the place for kids to get laid.

kids gotta get laid, man.

it really is

Prom was great or the after party was better
>Limo and champagne with all my friends
>date was fat but just a friend
>Prom itself was okay
>Ditch date to go to prom after party
>Get super drunk, hav my first, second and thrid kiss(all makeout sessions)
>Get first handjob, feel first breast
>puke when I wake up
Don't be autustic, go to prom make friends, I'm not even a chad. I was a 5'8 latino manlet

So beautiful and independent XD!

Is this what Americans do all their lives, trying to get laid? No wonder marriages fail. Chasing pussy all your life is the most primitive thing.

>shitty prom held at the elk's club in my poor town because my class were a bunch of fucktard cheapskates
>mfw I went to prom with a batman costume under my tux
>mfw when my friend went as the joker in his costume
>I slipped into the bathroom, changed, and threw on my cowl
>I crashed the party by chasing my friend screaming in Christian Bale's voice WURRISHARVEEDENT and I'm THE HERO TIS PROM DESERVES

many keks were to be had, but I was removed from it by the chaperones, but we then proceeded to do ollies in the parking lot and then play mini-golf.

It says wonder you fuck

people on Sup Forums think that being 6'2" is basicly some huge difference from being 5'11" or some shit or 5'9", when its basicly the same-damn-shit

underageb&

Dark knight rises.

why the fuck is Sup Forums so obsessed with height?

hell, i'm 5'9" and my friends (that are girls) give me compliments all the time about my height. they even say they'd date me just because i'm tall but they don't want to ruin our friendship.

I don't know what you're talking about, my prom ended with twelve 10/10 couples in the same room fucking in the dark.

That was back in 2009, dude.

>Went to prom with one of the hottest juniors cause ex and I broke up less than a month before prom
>Didn't get laid, but did get to go to after prom and see a deaf girl win an iPod in a raffle
>Mfw seeing the look of concern on normies faces, not sure whether to clap or not.
Made the whole night worth it, lads.

Stay away from /fit/, manlet.
>When will they learn?

Normies do. That's why they're so miserable.

It's a dumb /fit/ meme, chill out.

I don't know, never went to mine. I think it's a culture thing.

>but they don't want to ruin our friendship.
LOL

>they don't want to ruin our friendship

>falling for the prom jew

seriously though.. that girl probably had to deal with that awkward beta fuck for weeks just to get him to pay for the tickets and everything else. that's a lot of work and dedication.

ok, shorty
if you say so

Under 6'=manlet
>t. Manlet

Because our educational system is socialist, and set up in such a way that kids grow up to either narcissistic assholes or beta orbiters,

JUST FUCK UP MY WHOLE LIFE SENPAI

>prom in my high school 5 years ago
>They choose as King and Queen a couple of Down's Syndrome kids
>I didn't want to go
>Mom makes me go
>Dance
>It all ended at 10 PM
>Go back home
>Hate life

I don't even

>they don't want to ruin our friendship

mate i use that line for all my ugly girl friends. Emphasis on that space between girl and friends

>manlets
>a meme

How tall are you :^)?

why you hurt me so, user?

What were the 90s like?

>proms are a socialist invention
ok?

I had a great time but I was with a loyal qt girl so

The couples are correctly sorted by height

Prom was awesome desu.

I stayed home and played Diablo 2 (over a decade ago). I made the correct decision.

6'3"

Say that to my face not online fucker and see what happens :^).

>All the mixed race couple standing next to each other
Now tell me they didn't do this for attention

Prom is REALLY autistic. Just kids posturing.

Same, but I don't think it was D2. Either way I don't regret it, I came into my own pussy-wise soon after high school.

Autists have bad posture.

I went to the prom with the cutest gook in the school
the fact that her little gook cliche of orbiters were visibly disgruntled by it made it more than worth it even though she could barely speak a lick of english herself

You are completely retarded, prom dance was invented to promote prom dresses aka advertise selling of clothes, literally nothing to do with Socialism way of thinking. Socialism was about stable relationships, not consumerism and not drinking/whoring around in faggot merchant dresses.

i went twice.
shit times both years.
second date ended up being a gf for 5 years though shes gone now.

My prom was shit
>allergic to all the food there
>end up dancing with a fat, sweaty black chick
>she shook like a hooker who had gone cold turkey
>got a root beer float afterwards

Idk I went to work on prom night. Prom is bretty gay

>went to a prom in Poland
>drink vodka that was mixed in juice
>every teacher knew that everybody is drinking as fuck
>literally no one gave a fuck
>have a female friend from high school
>she was always horny for me
>we got on the stairs
>she just jumps on me and we fuck on the fuckin stairs on the last floor (9th)
>just go back like nothing happened
>she had some stains from pussy juices on her skirt because the stairs were made out of the stone and it was cold as fuck
>literally didn't tell her that she has some stuff from our hot time
>drink more
>go on the after party to some club
>drink even more
>wake up at friends house butt naked with absolutely random girl (I met her in that club but i dunno how)
>see condoms next to you
>be happy about life, eat friend's last stuff that he had in his fridge (still i can recall it was bread, cheese and ketchup)
>just go to home
>friend later told me that this girl was asking about me
>he told her that he has no idea with who she was sleeping

I would say that it was rather good evening.