Gandolf: This foe is beyond any of us

>Gandolf: This foe is beyond any of us...
>Frodo: Well whadda we do now?
>Gandolf: RUUUUNNNNNNN

Seriously in retrospect, Jackson was a lazy cliche' spouting hack.

>Gandalf: Time for Plan "B"
>Frodo: What's Plan "B"?
>Gandalf: RUN!

Jesus Christ, really? I thought that was a meme.

>Time for Plan B, Gandalf!
>.....
>Uhhh, Gandalf? What's Plan B?
>RUN!

...

>*Sting begins to glow*
>THAT'S not good!

...

what a waste of digits

kill yourself redditor

>main bad guy: sauron
>secondary bad guy: sauron-man

Bravo Hackson

>... your sword please..
> hands over sword
>... and the knife...
> hands over knife
> ... AND the other knife
> ... takes additional knife out of sock

can this guy go 5 minutes without including a trope?

>I haven't fapped for two days thanks to all the lembas bread!
>Share the load with me master frodo!

Jesus how did this make the cut

>Gandalf: Hold out your hand. It's quite cool.
>Frodo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
>Gandalf: Sorry, wrong magic ring. Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark.

Fuckin got me

I've never finished watching any LOTR film, because I always get angry about how incompetent and useless Frodo is

>see glowing fire shape approaching in Moria
>"Ive got a bad feeling about this!" quips Boromir

Really?

>Galadriel: And for you, Samwise Gamgee: Elven rope, made of hithlain
>Sam: "Thank you, my lady. But you gave those twats Mary and Poppins some shiny fucking daggers. Are you mugging me off you long-eared cunt?

Seemed a bit out of place, but it didn't ruin the movie for me.

>Frodo: My virginity Gandalf, take it. You must take it!
>Gandalf: DON'T tempt me Frodo!

I thought this was a family film

>Gandalf: This is the one ring, forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fires of Mount Doom, taken by Isildur...
>Frodo: Woah, in English this time.

I literally left the theater.

>just before Gandalf falls off the bridge
>"I'll be back"

I hate pop culture references in movies.

Top lel

>Bilbo: Unsociable, me? Nonsense! Now be a good lad and put that dead nigger out by the gate.
What the fuck?

>Elrond: How long is it going to take for you to get to Mordor?
>Frodo: At least 6 months.
>Elrond: You have 3.

>when in Mordor
>Frodo, I've a feeling we're not in The Shire anymore.

The movies was full of them.

>i can see the future you dumb fucking manlet. you will need this rope for quest #48

>Frodo has a streetwise younger cousin who says "totally acorns!" about things he likes and walks around with his cloak on backwards

>I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole council is out of order!

You can't just lift lines from other films, Frodo.

>"relax guys, it's just a bunch of stupid orcs, it's not like they have a cave troll or anything"
>a cave troll bursts through the door
>"you just HAD to say that, didn't you Boromir"
>"calm down we can handle one troll! it's not like a Balrog is gonna show up and kill Gandalf"
>later
>"okay guys I know things are bad but it's not like we're being followed by-"
>everyone starts slapping boromir

>*Goblins rush in*
>Sam: AYYO!
>*Orcs storm in*
>Frodo: HOL UP!
>*Shelob comes crashing through the wall*
>Pippin: AW HEEELLLL NAW MUHFUGGAH!
>*Nazgul come swooping down*
>Merry: AYYO DA FUQ DESE BITCH ASS NIGGAS DRESSED AS?!
>*Balrog stomps in and crashes down the keep while simultaneously lighting the Orcs and Goblins on fire while fucking Shelob in her spider ass while sticking the Nazgul up his red hot ass*
>Gandolf: AWWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

>Gandolf, how long will it take to bring the ring to Mordor?
>2 years
>You've got 1.

This guy...

>“No! I must kill the ring”
>“No, Frodo. You are the ring”
>Frodo turns into gollum

What kind of happy ending was that?

Nice pic, mind if I save that?

>So be it. You shall be the FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING!
>Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman and the union of the TWO TOWERS?
>Authority is not given to you to deny THE RETURN OF THE KING, Steward!
Fuck you, Hackson

>At last, i have become peter jackson's the lord of the rings published by new line cinema

Fuck outta here

Clearly you saw the extended version.

>Gandalf falls into the abyss

>Boromir: Damn, he had 1 week until retirement

>Legolas: Lembas. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!
>Merry: [to Pippin] How many did you eat?
>Pippin: None of your fucking business, that's how many. What are you, my mother?

Why did they make Pippin so horrible in the films?

>Melkor being equal to Eru

Missing the point. Melkor was always just an aspect of Eru (A self-loathing aspect, the angry id-driven part of you that you don't like), he was just a part of the greater whole like all of the other Ainur. Eru understood Melkor and accepted him for what he was, but didn't like what he did to his works.

Mfw this is real.

>Next thing you know, one of us will be trying to steal the ring!
*camera pans*
>There's a type of situation which occurs all too often in the story of the Fellowship of the Ring called dramatic irony. Simply put, dramatic irony is when a person makes a harmless remark, and someone else who hears it knows something that makes the remark have a different, and usually unpleasant, meaning. For instance, if you were in a restaurant and said out loud, "I can't wait to eat the veal marsala I ordered," and there were people around who knew that the veal marsala was poisoned and that you would die as soon as you took a bite, your situation would be one of dramatic irony.

> "Pippin, you must light the beacon. Only then can Rohan come to our aid."
> "AW HELL NO, I AIN'T DOING THAT SHIT! YOU THINK I'M DOING THAT, YOU CRAZY, DAWG! YOU CRAZY! YOU HAD TOO MUCH WEED, DAWG!"
> "Pippin! The fate of the world of men depends on you!"
> "YOU THINK A 3 FOOT TALL HOBBIT IS GONNA MESS WITH THEM HEIGHTS, YOU CRAZY! THIS HONKEY WIZARD BE TRIPPIN'!"
> Next shot is of Pippin reluctantly climbing the beacon

It got big laughs in the theater at the time. Any other classic moments?

Top memeing, lads

I had a little laugh. Maybe you should consider suicide for being such a wet blanket.

WOULD YOU DO IT FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?

>that flashback scene explaining Golem's origin story
"You did great in that bar fight last night, Smeagol! You fought with the strength of a golem!"
>"Golem... That'd make a good nickname."
It just felt so forced.

>no man can defeat me!
>i am no man!
Cringed

It's when she said:

>"I am no man!"
>"See?"
>then flashes her vagina

There were some kids in the cinema and it wasn't really appropriate

Your post has 5 4's in it.

>gandalf: uh oh tht didn't work twhat di do the weon not
frodo: plan b
>vandalf: what's plan b?
>frodo: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

>the Nazguls have Frodo cornered
>in a last ditch effort Frodo slips the ring in his finger
>the ringwraiths take a step back in shock
>"he's got a ring of of power!"
>the witch king steps forward
>"you idiots, we've all got rings of power!"
>swings sword at Frodo but misses
>One jump ahead of the hoof beats
(Vandal!)
>One hop ahead of the hump
(Street rat!)
>One trick ahead of disaster
(Scoundrel!)
>They're quick, but I'm much faster
(Take that!)
>Here goes, better throw my hand in,
>Wish me happy landin',
>All I gotta do is jump!
I don't mind a lot of Jackson's choices but plain plagiarization is where I draw the line.

>When Gandalf said "See You Later, Alligator" to Sauruman before jumping off Orthanc onto the eagle.

Quoting a 1950s rock and roll song ruined the fantasy illusion for me.

>We could let HER do it...
>Yes. She could do it...
>Yes, precious she could. And then we takes it once they're dead!
>...
>They're right behind me aren't they?

>Gandolf falling after fighting Balrog
>*freeze frame*
>*record scratch*
>Bet you're wondering how i ended up here

Oh for fuck sake jackson

>Legolas surfs down stairs on a shield whilst firing arrows

Oh shit that actually happened.

you forgot the

>*shrugs while looking innocently at companions*

This always makes me laugh

Kek

>At the end of film
>Faramir goes to take a piss on Sauron's grave for destroying his family
>Sauron's hand pops up out of grave immediately followed by a jump cut to the credits

I really thought Jackson was above that.

Is this a meme now?

Top kek

>"this foe is beyond any of us"
>fights him alone anyway

What a retard.

...

you are too good for this board user

Here you go

>"The one ring to rule them all, and in darkness bind them? Best I can do is $20"
Why did they give discovery channel broadcasting rights again?

Kek

>implying men can't have vaginas

Ew, I forgot how transphobic the early 2000s were.

>"No man can defeat me!"
>"I am no man!"
>"Check your privilege cis normative gender binary human, my pronouns are Xe, Zhe and AAARGHHPWLSLSL"
SJWs have taken over movies

I think they're "equal" here because Melkor also had the capacity to imagine and create worlds, which he seldom did before he made his own song.

He's like a little bitch version of Eru.

Best in thread

dam lol

that comes after the female character produces a large phallic shaped weapon off screen

> And what is this horrid creature? An orc mutant?
> That's my wife's son Gimli!

>Pippen looks into the Palantir
>Gandalf turns to him angrily
>"That's it, turn in your sword and elven brooch, you're off the quest Took"

fucking hackson with the tropes

>I have a token I was bidden to show thee.
>Frodo!
>Silence!
>NO!
>SILENCE!
>Aragorn, come back! Don't lose your head!
>The halfling was dear to thee I see. Know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his host. Who would have thought one so little, could endure so much pain? And he did Gandalf, oh, he did. And who is this? Isildur's heir? It takes more than a broken elvish blade to make a king!
>Don't lose my head, Gimli? It is HIS you should be worried about. *snickers* HYAH!
>...
>Guess that concludes negotiations.

>unnecessary spacing
>hurr durr

>>>/reddit/

Keked and checked

W-what movie has this?

> it's been revoked!

Just when you thought you heard it all.

*Sam and Frodo walking through the woods*
>Frodo: This is taking forever, there's no way we'll make it to Mount Doom in time!
>*Sam see's eagle nest in tree
>Sam: I think I have an idea...
>*cut to them flying on top of eagles laughing with Mt Doom nearby

Jesus Hackman

...

>Boromir: If I pulled that off would you die?
>Frodo: It would be extremely painful
>Boromir: You're a small guy
>Frodo: You are not yourself.

>Fellowship walks along snowy mountain path
>"No. No! For the last time we stick to our path, I don't care how cold your feet are - we aren't going through Moria! Understand?"
>snowstorm begins
>one scene later
>"I can't BELIEVE we're going through Moria"

>What's the Elvish word for friend?
>I don't know how they do things back in the Shire, but here we do things by the book!

not bad

kek

>*cave troll bursts into the tomb*
>*Legolas smirks*
>"roll initiative"

>Theoden: Hehehe you have no power here, gandalf the grey
>Cloak flies open
>Ganondorf: DAS RITE, WHITE IS THE NEW GREY NIGGA
I threw my popcorn at the screen desu

your image is a gif but it doesn't move

>mfw Sauron accepts the first offer