/nfl/ General: It's Too God Damn Early in the Morning Edition

>News
MIN: Latavius averages lousy 2.58 YPC versus Bears
MIN: Rudolph rights ship with 6-45-1 line on MNF
CHI: Trubisky guides Bears' O to 8 points in debut
MIN: McKinnon is top dog: Jerick totals 146 and TD
NYG: Brandon Marshall having season-ending surgery
MIN: Stefon Diggs leaves Monday with groin injury
MIN: Sam Bradford not healthy, gets pulled in 2Q
SF: 49ers to use 'hot hand' at RB moving forward
PHI: Wendell Smallwood doesn't practice Monday
OAK: Del Rio expects Derek Carr to return Week 6
GB: Jordy on health: 'I'm good. We'll be good'
FA: Seahawks try out free agent OT Branden Albert

First for 4nette

*kneels*

Browns

GWSBC
GWSMM

>He fell for the nigger collision meme

>J-E-T-S. Jets Jets Jets.
>First place heading into Week 6
>Who do we play next?
>The Patriots
>Well fuck

the Jets seem to give us problems a lot of the time though, not sure why

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>Trubisky impressed in his debut

Feeling positive lads

All these people sleeping on the jags

>salty Steelers

Mmmmm

Ebron ruined this perfect reaction image. Cut him

T-THANKS! Y-YOU TOO!!

>Mike Mitchell gets trucked
>Acts like he took Fournette out
I really hate him.

>Bears fans nervously saying "w-w-w-we found our quarterback!"
Bunch of thirsty ass faggots.

Jagsball is cute!

Looks better than Glennon and defintely looks like he could be an NFL QB. What were you expecting from a rookie with no receivers and an Oline having an awful night?

neutral fan here. Trubisky looked good except for the interception.

>injuryflag

Is Joe Flacco still elite?

>78848874
look grammaw, I done posted it agin!

General reminder that Wentz is better than Dak.

And so the North boils down to the Lions and Packers again and the Packers will bumble their way into the division again. This shit is fucking ridiculous

Is anyone surprised that Dak looks less good now that he isn't playing soft teams and doesn't have an elite o-line blocking for him and Zeke now?

How'd Titty-Kisser play last night?

Played pretty well except for the interception.
Dropped passes, penalties and horrific play calling brought down his statline

It's true

You now remember the original law firm, aka Ty Law and Lawyer Milloy

Ty Law for da Hall off Ame. and seriously, retire #24 already, people have been shitting it up ever since he left
>but muh Revis
ring-chaser, not a true Patriot in any sense

Chieves tbqh

Revis is the opposite of a ring chaser. It just happened that the Pats were the highest bidder one year. He's a typical "muh money" baboon.

>ring-chaser, not a true Patriot in any sense
as opposed to Junior Seau who literally any Pats fan will suck off

Tell me why it won't be a KC GB superb owl.

both teams will choke at or before their conference championship games.

>Watson played
>Trubisky played

When is Patrick Mahones gonna play this season?

Another year, another NFCN trainwreck.

Never.

Don't think anyone is going to come close to KC this year, maybe raiders if they can get their shit together, but their shit is looking done, and GB just has to dodge Atlanta, if they get a Division round berth, might have a good shot of dodging them, then GB can deal with whoever beats them, GB Detroit NFCC?

>GB Detroit NFCC
Lions just got tore up by Cam Newton. They're not good

any old fags remember Andrew Luck

For me, it's Younghoe Koo

Who?

d i g i t s

injuries yet to occur

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Center from the Lakers? He's a TE on the Lion's now

>espn power rankings week 5
>rasm lose
>little summary blurb is nothing but negatives
>lose to 2 good defenses, only beaten 3 shitty defenses
>move up 5 spots from 16 to 11

the fuck?

if you're stupid enough to type that out after being stupid enough to have paid attention to the source then this is a genius shitpost that made me respond

Broncos dropped to 7 xD

Top ten QBs in the league right now?

Tony Romo

>he doesn't remember 2013
KC will win their next 4 games then collapse.

Brady, Rodgers, Wentz, Smeth, Stafford, Ryan, Newton, Cousins, Brees, Wilson, in no particular order

is your team on this list, /nfl/?

>he doesn't believe in a Falcons v Titans Owl

once mariota comes back it's all downhill for the tits

Rodgers
Smeth
Brady
Brees
Wilson
Ryan
Trubisky
Wilson
Stafford

that's 9 r-tard

>tore up by Cam Newton

>lose by three points. Probably would have won the game if their butterfinger tight end could catch a ball.

Punthers going into 2015 delusion mode.

obviously was just assuming everybody knew Dak is #1

Chiefs fans, I'm sorry for the reminder. Do you remember why you have Alex Smith? He was a 49er. And he was having a career year. He was on pace for a superb owl and them got injured and maiin kneeler took his job. It will happen again this year. Week 8. Alex Smith will get injured agai n and pat mahommies will take his job and ne,t year Alex Smith will lead the jaguar to the playoffs.

Dak isn't even #1 in the ddivision

Since either the panthers or falcons will get a wildcard, its gonna be a nasty fight between the lions, cowboys, skins, and rasm for that final spot

Do you like

My Carr?

>Trubisky

Kek

Have you watched Cam play this season? He's nearly back to mvp mode, he's playing great.

>coulda shoulda woulda
>giving up a 140+ passer rating, 3 touchdowns, and 350+ yards to post-2015 Cam Newton
have fun with that delusion

>jets unironically tied for the #2 seed in the AFC

what a time to be alive

>Have you watched Cam play this season? He's nearly back to mvp mode, he's playing great.

Because Green Bay is shit and Kansas City will probably choke to the Patriots in the post season

Most likely Falcons/Pats again

Best QB since Gannon

>mvp mode

the ball is respect for women

>Barely edge out a team with no linebackers and missing some of their best players

>We're elite gais

How the fuck does a team not immediately get rid of a guy who couldn't be bothered to dive on a fumble down one score in the Super Bowl?

I want this game on Thursday so fucking much. Cam Newton is such a faggot, holy shit.

MVP mode? There's almost fucking 10 QBs playing better than him alone

I'm not a Panthers fan lol. I'm making fun of the Lions for getting torched by a guy who's washed the fuck up and a concussion away from taking his meals through a straw. Are you too retarded to see this?

because he's the reason they were in the SB to begin with

Wentz is going to dismantle Carolina on Thursday you faggots

The defense was pretty good, but guys like Newton always cause you more trouble than they're worth in the long run and never win the big one.

ALL IN FAVOR OF RENAMING MITCH TRUBISKY TO TITTIES SAY AYE

AYE

Wentz is going to win a Super Bowl lads

>guys like Newton always
Exactly which other player in NFL history has followed Cam's career arc so far?

>The defense was pretty good, but guys like Newton always cause you more trouble than they're worth in the long run and never win the big one.

>fast black qbs with elite defenses never win the super bowl
>who is russell wilson

>Cam was the reason

No,the soft schedule, decent defense, and the fact that the NFC as a whole was a dumpster fire were the reason the Panthers went to the Super Bowl. Anyone who gives Newton credit after that abysmal performance in 50 are either fucking stupid or deluding themselves

Grew up a couple houses over from Milloy. Pretty nice guy, desu

>Anyone who gives Newton credit after that abysmal performance in 50
>he's the reason they were in the SB to begin with
Nigga are you retarded or what

*blocks your path*

Typical Cunthers fan. Just point and laugh boys.

Pre-prison Michael Vick


Russell Wilson actually gives a shit.

>decent defense
has everyone already forgotten how elite carolinas defense was that year?

HEY BRADY, WHAT KINDA SUIT YOU WANNA BE BURIED IN

>having a losing record, partly due to your shit play

Don't @ me again

>Pre-prison Michael Vick
Was never on the level of Cam's 2015. 2010 is his only comparable year.

Lol you obviously don't remember 2013. That team was bad and everyone knew it, they crushed bad teams early and them got exposed like everyone knew they would. This chiefs team is different, they've actually beaten good teams, and their schedule doesn't get harder. Pepper your angus faggot, the chieves are coming.

>Prescott threw touchdowns on each of Dallas' first three drives, going 12-of-15 for 143 yards. The rest of the game, he went 13-of-21 for 108 yards with an interception and a sack-fumble.

Newton isn't the first meme qb to go to the owl and lose.

McNabb
McNaire
Vick

>McNabb
wasn't MVP like Newton
>McNair
probably the most similar, but their personalities are very different
>Vick
never went to the Super Bowl, you idiot

Cam isn't quite as freakishly fast as Vick who's still the only QB to rush for 1,000 yards in a season. 2010 Vick is better than Cam ever was.

The nfl is racis