Movie has a raccoon in it

>movie has a raccoon in it

>absolute shit

prove me wrong

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BRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPP

harold and kumar go to white castle

Anyone have the gif of the fat guy fucking the racoon real doll?

Guardians of The Galaxy

Oh wait

yo that tom nook lookin kinda thiccc

ace ventura 2

>tfw no thicc racoon waifu

THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

I want to ____ that racoon.

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Does anyone remember an film, possibly a kid's one that ends with two raccoons in a trash can talking to each other in animal talk but subtitled? I vaguely remember a camping element to the story. Would've seen it early noughties

You mean the Gaben gif?

The Great Outdoors with John Candy

The Great Outdoors

Kek you're right
imdb.com/search/keyword?keywords=raccoon

Pom Poko
although I guess they're racoon dogs

Fuck, nice one. Is it any good?

Do not sexual the raccoon.

proven

No, user! It has rabies!

You liked Furry Vengeance, r-right user?

I'll prove you wrong with three letters

ELF

fucking hell

>not wanting to festoon dat 'coon poon

Womp rats are a bit like raccoons

Yes

work with short, fat, White male
>nice guy, but acts extraordinarily feminine
>high-end flamboyant accent
>does high-end flamboyant limp wrist hand gestures every time he talks
>talks about how much estrogen he has
>listens to beyonce
>wears female lotion
>obsessed with the way he dresses (okay so that shouldn't count)
>goes around skipping and singing disney songs

not a movie...

Clueless.
Oh. You wanted a RACcoon.
Sorry.

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THERE'S MORE THAN ONE OF THEM

underrated post tbf

Did the sly cooper movie get canceled?

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>thicc

reminds me of my old teacher. i was 14 and there was a teacher with a massive ass on our school. thicc as fuk. i wanted to slam that roasted vagina so badly with my nillywilly.

after gratuation i encountered her in starbucks and we had a talk and i told her how i felt and she was single and lonely so i took her home with me and i fucking that thicc ass with my jason garcia and i told her to stay with me so i can be with that glorious thicc ass forever

we broke up tho, sex was fine as shit, was worth the wait

>things that never happened

RACOONS ARE THE PROBLEM

'Nuff said...

oh fuck that raccoon got ass

That's not a womp rat, that's a Scurrier

Objectively incorrect. See:
youtube.com/watch?v=3M0OGXY2sW4

shawty got a donk

>tfw he's not in the sequel
JSUT