HEH HEH HEH

HEH HEH HEH

AHH

OHHH

DEH

HHHEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG

I bet he made that sound when he impregnated Bellatrix.

NYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

My theatre audience burst into laughter at this scene.

Was it autism?

Well it was funny the death eaters were laughing. Harry Potter was DED and Foley was giddy as fuck

DEH

Fuck meme openings, Harry Potter is easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects—all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody—just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King

Gotta work and that intro buddy.

HOWEVER

I would have gone with "And who wouldn't be laughing at one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises?"

No he needs to work on his autism

...

>Deh!

What did he mean by this?

BORING!

Was it autism?

What scene was this from, again? Didn't it just flash randomly in the middle of some visions?

You fucking prick, if you're going to do it then do it right.

>this thread posted an hour before olivander died
You've gone too far this time, Sup Forums

See
You dumbcuck

OLIVANDER IS DEAAAD

I'm OP and I'm sad. I'm sorry.