Brit/pol/ Boris Bikes Edition

GENERAL ELECTION POLL

strawpoll.me/10596723

Update on the petition: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36634407

Scotland everybody: youtube.com/watch?v=UaTxBPmikRY

More on Scotland: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3660320/NON-EU-slaps-Sturgeon-SNP-leader-dramatically-announces-wants-immediate-discussions-STAY-EU-humiliated-Brussels-says-No-s-not-works.html

Nigels speech:
youtube.com/watch?v=ma3SAUqnUMA


Morality man: youtube.com/watch?v=LnCvl2T_o5o


Davey's resignation speech: youtube.com/watch?v=uMXWNtXfCoc

By popular demand: youtube.com/watch?v=4XYBIUGJvzs&app=desktop


Feels: youtubedoubler.com/?video1=85tiHNpywY0&start1=0&video2=87Xkr8z3lEo&start2=0&authorName=Nigel Farage the Brave


Thread themes: youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU


youtube.com/watch?v=7bs07OvqXp4

We did it for him, lads: youtube.com/watch?v=kqW-pWzLFfs

Memes: youtube.com/watch?v=5aZi1RXe9kY

Tory party jam: youtube.com/watch?v=SoxxHeBJmz8

Follow the Pound live: dailyfx.com/gbp-usd


Breakdown of voting results: lordashcroftpolls.com/2016/06/how-the-united-kingdom-voted-and-why/#more-14746
IN OTHER NEWS:
>David Cameron has resigned
>Corbyn in the middle of a coup, battling against Blairites
>Irish PM calls for calm in N.I., torpedoes Sinn Fein hopes
>Spain hopes for 'co-sovereignty' over Gibraltar
>the EU is pressing for quick and immediate negotiations
>Nicolas Sturgeon has called for a second Independence referendum
>The pound has rallied, so has the FTSE (for context, we never dipped below last monday)
>Social Media and the guardian literally on suicide watch
>Malaysia, of all places has proposed a free trade agreement already
>scratch that, Ghana has literally already begun bilateral trade talks

Other urls found in this thread:

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/26/i-cannot-stress-too-much-that-britain-is-part-of-europe--and-alw/
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/26/george-osborne-offered-top-job-of-foreign-secretary-by-boris-joh/
twitter.com/SkyData/status/746700869656256512
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36632956
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Prime Minister Nigel Farage

Devon

>tfw a bunch of 20-something shut in virgin NEETs on a Mongolian finger painting forum crashed the European Union and the world economy with no survivors

Meme magic is real.

Is it weird that I want to fucking murder this disgusting slag for possibly ruining my country but also rape her bloody too?

I'm BTFO'ing a remainer on Facebook, can someone post the pic of the poll that more remainers were happy with the results than unhappy leavers?

Can we get a list of all the BREXIT related happens since Friday morning..

e.g, Hong Kong wants British rule, trade prospects, Labour implosion

MAKE YOUR MINDS UP YOU INDECISIVE SCOTTISH CUNTS

Sick of the racism in these threads to be honest

If that happens I figure most people will start some kind of revolution.
I would gladly participate.

How long is it going to be before the pro-EU cuck MPs finally stop fighting it?

Who will be purged in the small hours tonight?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/26/i-cannot-stress-too-much-that-britain-is-part-of-europe--and-alw/


What the fuck does this mean?

Do we have to move to OZ and Zealand after all? Because fuck this shit if we actually end up staying.

Interesting news to those of us who like the sound of Gideon's voice even though we hate him for being a Bilderberger.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/26/george-osborne-offered-top-job-of-foreign-secretary-by-boris-joh/

In favour or against?

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Legit surprised she hasn't been offed by MI5 tbqh

This one?

Please cry more

Devon a best

Dorset

anyone have images that show the low 18-25 turnout? thanks.

Plymouth

No longer livin'
She's just another lost sould about to be mine.

>slag for possibly ruining my country

If you voted "leave" you ruined your country yourself.

Idiot.

kuenssberg says boris source called this story bollocks

still advocating a points based immigration system

I just want some fucking blood.
I'll go to the losing side.
It's more fun.

lmao

DUTY FREE DOUJINS WHEN

>There will continue to be free trade, and access to the single market." "The only change - and it will not come in any great rush - is that the UK will extricate itself from the EU's extraordinary and opaque system of legislation: the vast and growing corpus of law enacted by a European Court of Justice from which there can be no appeal."

Schengen confirmed.
Paying for the privilege confirmed.

It's him repeating all the reassuring shit he said while campaigning. There is almost nothing to worry about.

>points system immigration
>access to free market without tarriffs
>nobody's getting kicked out

twitter.com/SkyData/status/746700869656256512

lmfao

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yes, thanks!

>Hong Kong wants British rule
U wot lad? If that is seriously true then that would make me so happy. I want nothing more to pump opium into china's economy again if you know what I mean.

If you voted remain you are in favor of abolishing the country all together

>Only party to mention NI refy was Sien Feinn, since then then basically nothing
>Sturgen goes full retard igniting the media and saying she's gonna free scotland, stop the brexit and save the world

When did NI become the better run country

Geddon

>tfw 60% of Plymouth voted Leave

Feels good to be a Janner

Night everybody. I hope I wake up to a shitstorm.

t. londoner

Alright cheers lads

All of them.

where is the sauce for that, lad?

we are the music makers

we are the memers of memes

>porkies BTFO
>blairites BTFO
>neocons BTFO
>working class mobilized
>capitalism in chaos
>corbyn gaining support from unions

we started the fire for la revolucion lads

Guys make sure you give your economy a boost on Monday go buy something made in uk.

Or go local pub drink something made in uk

I got bottle gin yesterday

KEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>tfw you have absolutely no idea who to support anymore

I mean, I know are nige and Rees Mogg are two of the good guys. But what about comrade Corbyn? Was he a good guy all along?

And Boris? Was he just playing a prank this whole time? What about Gove?

No probs, lad.

Good luck Nicola

Why is everybody acting like Corbyn gutting Labour is a good thing? The unions love Corbyn and it would undoubtedly put Labour back on track. It's like bragging about killing the NWO by getting Stalin elected.

Never, respect the national economy and buy from British (((distributors and re-sellers))).

He may have been referring to the points system we already have for non-eu migrants, it's a bit ambiguous

Gas the students
War with Exeter now

Top kek

Lol i was the guy who made this image.

We're not even in Schengen now. If he put us in for a trade deal he'd go down as worst PM ever

>tfw no gf

>tfw started talking with a Welsh farmer today who voted leave who wants to start up a big haggis farm/factory and export it to the US once UK leaves the EU

>tfw he said he hopes Scotland leaves and joins the EU so he can peddle his haggis and 'make more than those porridge wogs do'

>tfw I want to give that man some money

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Can we have a serious discussion on when and who will enact article 50?

A communist is never a good guy

But he is very useful for disposing of the Blairites

Do you have any idea what leaving the EU entails?

You've no fucking idea...

hahahahaha

Enjoy the ride. We designed it specifically for you

Can Rees-Mogg fucking run for the leadership already?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36632956

>BREAKING NEWS: Chancellor of the ex-chequer George Osborne has been found dead in his bedroom.

>His death is not being treated as suspicious.

>He was Pronounced dead at the scene.

Why the fuck would they keep free movement of people? On what planet does anybody who isn't a Remainiac want that?

>>>/reddit/

The next Conservative Prime Minister. In all likelihood that will be Theresa May.

How is literally EVERYTHING that went against Sup Forums getting BTFO so hard?

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Feels good knowing I possibly destroyed or saved western civilization from within the confines of my masturbation station

So what will the bongs do without their empire?
Start rebuilding?

Are you kidding me!?

>implying it's not currently in the works
>implying Cox wasn't offed either

Anyone with a brain already knew this. The banks polling was wrong so when the markets opened they panicked because they hate being surprised. The FTSE drop was far from a disaster and the drop in the pound isn't as bad as it's made out to be.

It goes like this.
>Based.
Corbyn.
>Cunts.
Boris.
>People that supported but are still cunts.
Everybody else.
>Raped by elder gods.
Camron.

he says 'take back democratic control of immigration system' in the same sentence so I think it's fair to assume he's referring to EU migration

You haven't got a fucking clue.

>His death is not being treated as serious

It's bizarre, I'm starting to find myself actually rooting for Jezza at the moment. I hope he survives the blairite coup d'etat, if nothing else.

Comrade Corbyn is good just because he hates the EU and will lead to the downfall of the Blairite Fucking Shits.

Labour haven't got a hope in hell with Corbyn in charge

bet on him lad he is 33/1 atm, thats fucking good odds considering the meme magic that took place last thurs.

>those disgusting brown eyes
Wew

hes just saying the right things so the chicken little remainiac muppets stop having their spaz out

>people who want to abolish a country telling people they ruined a country
i don't get it

backpedalling harder than andrew mitchell when he sees a policeman

Because he's splitting the party in two and is weak and unelectable as shit.

He who controls the memes controls the universe.

Lads, some autist is hating on the most based part of the UK... we can't let this stand

>The banks polling was wrong
Yeah, they were all so convinced remain had it at 10pm, plus those 2 polling day polls that had remain ahead.
Once again the polls go it wrong, what the fuck are the pollsters even doing?

It's going to be Boris m8.

>But what about comrade Corbyn? Was he a good guy all along?
>And Boris? Was he just playing a prank this whole time? What about Gove?
All three have my heartfelt gratitude for helping us get out. I don't give a fuck about their motives. This is the beginning of a revolution against the globalists whether people know it or not. The British and Trump empires will realign the world.. Sup Forums is and always will be right. He who writes the memes writes the future.

nice tits desu

Theres a May bug goin around

its illegal to export haggis to the USA

typical leaver has no clue

It entails you bending over and taking the long hard dick of the majority so lube up

GUYS
guys
guys

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Angler Merkel

:^)

Corbyn was a good guy. I tried to redpill Sup Forums about him but you wouldn't listen. Old school anti-globalist anti-identity politics labour aren't our enemy