The last movie you watched has its protagonist replaced with these two fellas

The last movie you watched has its protagonist replaced with these two fellas.

How does the movie play out?

Fuck off forced meme

>hasn't swallowed the bogpill

kind of pathetic, really.

Eastern Promises

The movie has no plot because Nikolai and Kiril Bogdanov have always controlled both the KGB and the Mob

Drive

They Eiffel Tower the damsel, kick the shit out of the mob guys.

Without memeing, explain to me who these guys really are? They're just a bunch of french tv personalities that wrote some science paper, right?

The Bogdanoff Beast is the final transformation and 24th personality of Carl the Cuck. Bruce Willis to take them on in a sequel.

THE BOGDOWN:
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Controls the British crown
>keeps the metric system down
>keeps Atlantis off the maps
>keeps the martians under wraps
>holds back the electric car
>keeps Steve Gutenberg a star
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

...

I literally haven't watched a movie in months

No, I don't want the fucking bogdown. I've read the bogdown a million times. I want answers.

I could tell you but then I'd have to bog you.

Why does this movie give me ptsd?

I watched it when i was a young kid. Didn't understand any of it, but i still see visions of it in my dreams.

can i get a rundown on these guys

>there are still fa/tv/irgins who haven't swalled the bogpill

You already have the answer: They're two obscure french celebrities who get endlessly spammed on here because they look funny.

When Charles Minor asks Jim Halpert for a rundown, he gets strange phonecall instead...

10/10

You don't even wanna know because if you did some research you'd know that this is a shitty reddit meme coopted by Sup Forums. Sup Forums is literally stealing a fucking reddit meme. So sad to see this website literally turning into reddit 2.0

That's the bog effect.

shit was forced a year ago
bad meme

I don't even know where to fucking start.

>>Controls the British crown
>>keeps the metric system down
>>keeps Atlantis off the maps
>>keeps the martians under wraps
>>holds back the electric car
>>keeps Steve Gutenberg a star

I loo'd

WE DOOO

WE DOOO

>
>No, I don't want the fucking bogdown. I've read the bogdown a million times. I want answers.

It's 3 am and I can't stop laughing.

There is an user sitting somewhere so enraged that he actually typed out "I don't want the bogdown."

>The Master

>Zoolander 2
I guess not much changes.

Quick rundown?

Can someone give me a quick rundown?
thx

>le epic forced maymays XD

Kill yourself