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Cool. Is he going to face criminal charges?

his parents sure ruined him huh

don't know shit about this, enlighten me

ikr

They tried to stage this whole thing to sue for millions and used this kid as a pawn in their plan

Shitty fucking parents

So what's the next step of your master plan?

i just reported this clock, have fun in the pokey, Ahmed

Probably got indoctrinated by ISIS.

Returning from where?

>make fake bomb
>visit president
>thousands in free shit

When will Texas pay this poor boy 100$milllion for illegally arresting him?

Ahmed brought a "clock" to school to shoe to his teacher, he sets alarms on it to go off at random times during his classandes puts the "clock" in a mini suitcase container. When he gets reprimanded for enticing chaos, his parents jump on the islamophobia wagon they were making their kid set up. And they got alot of people with this shtick, it was pretty fucking disgusting desu.

Qatar

his family went to Qatar or Yemen or some other terrorist shithole to train this kid to exploit his fame for being so discriminated against

What's his next brilliant invention?

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wouldn't it be great if he died in a bombing at the airport

I feel pretty sorry for him 2bh. He's lucky if the worst that happens to him is that he gets mocked mercilessly for this for the rest of his adolescence.

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Also this time he's taken apart a cellphone, put it into a coke can and pretends it detonates a bomb.

He was probably groped by elder muslims as it is costume there.

No?

He's still young enough to have the degenerate beaten out of him, kill the boy just yet. :^) as a (((white))) {{{male}}} myself I think we need more tolerance and should be more accepting of the Muslims

I heard that his shit is da bomb

Just in time to cash in on full scholarships to MIT, Harvard, etc...

Excuse me. I'm taking that flag pal, thanks.

What a little twat

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Heard he is coming back to form a Cool Clocks Clan

Of course, he finished his bomb making training and now he can come back to the US with his cover intact.

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A Wii in a shoe box.

>He's lucky if the worst that happens to him is that he gets mocked mercilessly for this for the rest of his adolescence.

I hope somebody blows his sand nigger head off.

it's just a clock bro

You need psychological help.

what? he probably couldn't make a suicide vest if his life depended on it.

i'd invite ya to the white house but we can't have white people in it

Obligatory

>Implying he wasn't programmed already to kill the president on his next visit to the white house

I hope meme magic kills him

Fuck you. I want him dead too

Mmpphhzzzz

Cool rock Brian! Wanna come to the palace?

>creates turmoil over 'bomblike' clock device
>goes to white house
>tours major engineering colleges
>goes to Qatar for 9 months
>going back to texas

Why does this fit the profile of what may become a super ISIS villain?
One thing in common is they all go to the homeland only to return and fuck shit up.

ISIS training

>"Outta my way white fuckin shits"

Use inspect element Sven

He need more money or something? What's he gonna sue over now?

>Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

cool band name bro, when's your next album coming out?

I think this counts as him being put on the terrorist and no fly watch list. no gunz for u

>mfw white boys be jealous of my genius

>homesick

This isn't his home.

getting caught

The best part is that the MSM muzzie loving media called him an "inventor"

"""He's""" been shilling for palestine over twitter

That is not 8 inches on that paper.
Does she not have a fucking ruler?

kek

We'll be here to "greet" him

So he is a terrorist.

do you have autism lad?

As a Texan, (knowing how Texans are), They will humiliate this kid for the rest of his life until he leaves or beat the ever-loving shit out of this little cave nigger

women have limited spacial reasoning. this combined with all their friends lying about penis sizes means she really probably thinks that's eight inches and yuge

Are you rich? That place is gorgeous.

google pretended that he was gifted lmao. google is run by a poo in the loo. pakis and poos dont get along. that nigga got disowned. he cant go to india or they will make him drink water from the ganges river

He brought a clock that looked like a bomb to school as a "science project" so he could cry about racism when they arrested him.

Bring him to this man. He knows what to do

>MITentranceexam.webm

Grill inches are shorter

8" to ride (((her))) dick?

Typical abusive brown people parenting style.

Brown people really hate kids, their cultures are very caustic to children.

Who is this trouser arouser?

Islamophobia.....

Arachnophobia....

Spiders scare me.

Muslims just disgust me.

Find a new word liberals.

IMO "laughs illegally" would work better.

your country sounds like a good sitcom

How great would it be if Trump symbolically blocks his entry as the first Muslim to be banned.

Kek
One of the better 2015 memes

>tfw when your dad won't pick you up from school because his car isn't street legal

poor ahmed

America isn't his home.

the hand gives away its fakeness

I've heard that all arachnophobes are secretly spiders, and all islamaphobes are secretly muslims.

>he doesn't know how to draw a hand

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