TANGERINE

"I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine"

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A LONG TOYME AGO, AH WAS IN BUHMA. MY FRIENDS AND I WERE WERKIN', FO DA LOCAL GUB'MENT.

>a lump on my nuts the size of a tangerine

SAM MEN JEST WONNO WOTCH D' WERL BERN

That's a big ruby.

No' many people knah dat.

WHEN HE GETS LOUDER

HE GETS VERY LOUD INDEED

I HAVE DIS, FANTASY. I SIT DOWN, HAVE ME SOME BRANDY, AND I'D SEE YOU WITH SOME FLOOZY ACROSS THE BAH

...

We burnt da fowest down.

You know, Master Wayne, ever since the age of seven you have been to the art of lying as Mozart to the Harpschicord.

But you've never been too hot at lying to me.

The white portuguese is not carrying a dirty bomb, what is it carrying?

YEW WER ONLY SUPPOST TA BLOW THA BLUDDY DOORS OFF

oh i laughed

Stunningly accurate.

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>some floozy across the bah

kek'd

Anybody else unironically buy fernet branca just to smile happily when their friends succeed?

>implying this scene wasn't based as fuck

this would also be a perfect ending if nolan didnt overdo it

DE GUB MENT WAS DE SOIZE OFFA TANGERINE

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Even after all these years, this is still one of my favourite videos

top 5

>AH WAS IN BUHMA
Oh goooooooood for you, and how was it?!

I SAWR A CHILD PLAYING WIV A TANGERINE THE SIZE AVE BURMAH

I SAW A CHILD PLAYING, WITH A TANGERINE. DU BANDIT, HAD BEEN THROWIN EM AWAY.

"S-"

WELL BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD SPORT.

Please, does anyone have that edit of his face where he's red as fuck and crying and the caption reads mastah wayne something something

A DARK TANGERINE

who do you think is the bigger madman, joker or the bandit

Why do they never address the fact that the shit Alfred and his colonialist imperialist "friends" did in Burma was more than likely a million times more brutal and fucked up than anything a supervillain did in these movies?

>killing bandits is wrong
kys

>SHE WAS ONLY 15 YEARS OLD

What did My Cocaine mean by this?

Or the fact that he'd have to be over 100 years old to have served in the British Raj, which ended ~70 years ago.

Making roads?

Get Carter was a brilliant film. Stallone's remake was absolutely fucking terrible.

Can we have meetings for when new memes arrive?

I hate feeling left out :(

DA LAMBORGEEENY DEN

MUCH MORE SUTTLE

what was alfred's point with this anecdote?

was he implying that the joker is the burmese bandit?

the joker has an american accent though.

This is an ancient meme probably rekindled by AMC

>presumed evil

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Legend

Uh...the Burmese Bandit can't possibly be related to the exploits or CIA, right? Right guys?

EYE FO TIE MITE PREPAIR A LIL SUPPA

A LONG TOIME AGO MY GOOD FRENS AN I WERE WORKING FOR DA LOCAL JANITOR. THEY WERE TRYING TO BUY DA LOYALTEE OF Sup Forums SHITPOSTAHS BY BRIBING DEM WIF PRECIOUS MEMES

BUT DEIR THREADS WERE BEING DERAILED IN Sup Forums IN A THREAD NORF OF Sup Forums RANDOM BY A HOTHEAD

SO WE WEN LOOKIN FO DA MEMES, BUT IN SIX MANF, WE NEVAH MET ANYONE WHO MEMED WIF DEM

WAN DAI I SO A CHOILD PLAYING WIF A MEME DA SIZE OF A TANGERINE
THE HOTHEAD
HAD BEEN FROWIN EM AWAY

WO WOS DA POIN OF ALL DEM PUSSHEPS IF U CUDN EVEN LIF A BLADY LOG

He was obviously a mercenary

Kek

kek upon kek

>GUB'

OI'VE BURIED ENUFF BIG TANGERINES AWREADY. I DON;T WANT TO AV ANOTHER ONE ON ME PLATE. GET A BIRD YOU DAFT CAHSUN.

>bandit raids caravans
>alfred and company sent in to stop him
>find child playing with stolen gems
>some men just want to watch the world burn
The bandit was fucking Robin Hood handing out his loot to the poor. But ever the capitalist imperial, Alfred can't even fathom the idea of giving people something for nothing.

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He was explaining how some people just want to watch the world burn m8, he literally says it.

>My Cocaine

YEH ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF

>In six months I saw a tangerine..... the size of a tangerine

really supercharges my noggin

He's not a big guy, he's the size of a tangerine.That's why CIA was surprised to see a bandit as big as Bane.

>>Massa Wayne, did I ever tell you about how once during the good old colonial times I've destroyed an entire eco-system and brought several rare species to extinction by burning down a forest, all just to catch a bandit who stole some tangerines? he was a good friend.

>ID'S NODDA GWAVE, ID'S DA FEWCHURE YOU CHOASE

"I saw a tangerine playing with a child the size of a tangerine"
- Ian Mckellen~

I don't get how burning the forest down got them to catch the bandit. Did they have so many men that they could station them all around the forest and wait for the bandit to come out? how did they even know that the bandit was inside the forest? did they check that there weren't other people there that they accidentally burned down?

Nolan is seriously the greatest hack of our time.

First guy did it better

It's like the only time he's done an actually great impression.

His constant interruptions triggered me

It's intentional in the sense Coogan is supposed to start irritating you when you watch The Trip. Surprisingly good flick

died from smoke inhalation or no forest to hide in anymore so he fucked off from the caravan trail

But Alfred said they catched him.

>Soon there will be a sticky for this man on Sup Forums

OI FOHAYILED U MOSTAH WAYNE

delete this

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Kek please no, have mercy!

THE BAHNDIT WUZ FREWEN EM AWAY

>A long time ago, I was in Burma. My friends and I were working for the local government as informal policeman. I swear, I must have cracked 100 darkie skulls.

was that really necessary, Nolan?

I've always bought it. It's good stuff.

Nolan was redpilling people before it was cool.

>bandit
>bane did it

YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF

FUCK YOU
He will get to live for a few more years

michael caine we live through 2017

ok then maybe they lit 3 sides of it on fire and watched the other side

>Some men just want to watch the world burn
"Alfred...The bandit - how did you catch him?"
>We burned the forest down

sculpture

>It was Alfred the whole time
I wonder where he hides his tangerine sized rubies.

Why the fuck do people find this shit funny? Really shows people's IQ when they collectively find this hilarious, and have for years.

WHALE I'LL BE FOCKED, IF IT ISN'T MASTER BRUCY I SEE? WHERE YOU BEEN LADDIE?

Really gets my noggin joggin'

Science says you're wrong.

Yesterday I learned that his "I failed you" at the end of TDKR was directed at the dead Wayne parents and not to Bruce.

they are the same person

Yet that list says "Baneposting", and you're referring to my post talking about the retarded tangerine meme.

Wow. You almost prove my point absolutely correct.

that's Irish, not cockney, you mouthbreather

It is a cousin of Baneposting.

Just shut the fuck up and keep being an easily amused idiot online laughing for the hundredth time over the same memes.

>keep being happy and having fun
Will do!

Whatever helps you get passed your past failures. It's your therapy.

Kek, this. Like he was hanging out with Kipling in the jungle

sorry you muslims all sound and look same to me

I SAW A JANNY SNACKING ON A HOT POCKET DAT WAS THE SIZE OF A TANGERINE

>tfw tangerineposting will be the hottest meme of 2017

so the child's size was that of a tangerine?!

that's a small child

NO WAN CARUD WHO AH WAS TILL AH PLAYED WIF DA TENGEREEN

BLIMEY A DINGO