Jokes on you, I'm 1/16th French and will be rooting for MY HERITAGE in the World Cup

Jokes on you, I'm 1/16th French and will be rooting for MY HERITAGE in the World Cup

I won't be watching at all, just like 90% of America

Can guarantee you FIFA execs are as upset because they know the sport's popularity will take a hit in what has been a steadily growing American market

Lel, NBC bought the rights for that shit.

Hopefully they'll go under after the abysmal ratings they'll get

jokes on you I'm chicano

What? No. Fox bought the rights. NBC has the EPL.

>1/16th French
that's ok, you're already more french than their squad

viva la México!

You are 1/16th french and 15/16th fat
Shut up and lose weight

>tfw 1/4 Italian, 1/4 German, 1/4 Brazilian, 1/4 Icelandic

It's finally coming home lads, finally coming

you a kangz too?
anyway, watching a tournament as a neutral is pretty comfy, you can mock the misfortune of teams you don't like while not stressing about your own

My fellow Frenchman :)

>watching a tournament as a neutral is pretty comfy
Yeah no, I remember the World Cup '94 without France (yes I'm old) and it sucked

>NFL in shambles
>USMNT fails to qualify to WC
this kills the americANO

>tfw no qt french gf
french flags how do i get one

Not old enough to remember '94 but euro 2008 is a big hole in my memory, can remember well all the other major tournaments but not much from that one

yeah last week my college was on a bye week and couldn't get embarrassed on a national stage again and I could just watch football
it was pretty comfy

>watching a tournament as a neutral is pretty comfy
lolno

Say you're from California and you're good

Yep, and the most memorable cups are always those where your team did well

>tfw I had a qt french gf when I studied abroad who I used to write terrible french poetry for
you never know how good it is until its over

>french team
>having anyone with french blood in it
If your name isn't tyrone jaheem blackman you won't be rooting for your heritage.

World Cup 94 was the first I saw as a little kid, and I had a lot of fun watching Hagi, Biaggio, Stoichkov, Romario,... But I didn't care as much about my national team at that point.

and 3/5 human

100% eliminated

10% of America is 32 million people.

That should be enough to beat FUCKING TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO.

>French Team
>French heritage

Our team is almost 100% black but muslims and SJWs are pissed and call Deschamps racist because he won't call Benzema.

The state of this fucking country I swear.

you are more French than the "french" NT lmao

>watching a tournament as a neutral is pretty comfy,

Yeah no, youre a fagget and retarded

Kek