Its a military Francis episode

>Its a military Francis episode

those episodes were super comfy

these are the best ones

>it's a gruger shoot himself in the head but doesn't die and only goes blind until he eventually dies after suffering unduly about a year later episode.

>It's a grandma Ida episode

>also had toes and part of his feet amputated
what a fucking nightmare his final couple of years were my god

>Francis gets kicked out of military school for preaching the gospel of xenu

>Its a Francis dies something outrageous just to prove Lois is a bad mother episode

Which Francis episodes are the best military, Alaska, ranch, or final season.

Military cause spangler and ranch because otto. Special mention to one episode in alaska where they get stuck in their cabin and go crazy.

How would the show have played out if Otto's actor didn't die?

>that 9/11 call
Christ
I tried to think about ways to an hero that weren't as complicated as buying a helium tank and all that that had literally zero chance of failure. Best I could get was strap homemade explosives to your head, go somewhere empty and set them off, figure if you make it big enough even if it doesn't work 100% right it'll do the job right

shows that wouldn't be made today

Is this honestly the most perfect show

I still remember the thing with Francis going to AA meeting but wasn't actually an alcoholic, hilarious

The one with the dead janitor and the viking burial was good too. He got burned with his weird german fetish porn.

Would have liked to see otto and gretchen help francis sort out his mommy issues and make nice finally

>tfw francis and louis' problems stem from postpartum depression and a lack of proper mental health care education

best bit was with slappy

>can't find it anywhere on youtube

That was great I forgot about it

Was she a good mom, Sup Forums? Was Francis just a bad kid or did she fuck him up?

id fuck her
id fuck her hard

No. The point was that they are all bad people. They are absolute trash.

>Compromise?! Do I look French to you?!

Otto was great

She is the root of the family's problems.

>It is a Spangler and Francis realize they are gay for each other episode
>It is a 2 hour special
Not sure why, but I always wanted to seem them fuck. Like I mean hardcore shit and not pussy shit like kiss and cuddle. I mean dicks ramming asses and cum flying everywhere.

Isn't it revealed that Francis was was literally the cause of everything turning to shit?

Hal could have had a very good life if it wasn't for Lois' ridiculous pussy game

would you?

>he did this because of diabetes
What the fuck. Is diabetes really this bad? I know people with beetus who just pop pills and don't give a fuck, it's like they don't have it at all.

It was probably a lot of shit compounded with the beetus

she was fucking based. insane and based.

yeh

What mommy issues did francis have?

its been ages since ive seen the show

What episode? I vaguely remember Lois and Hal being very rich when they were younger

Dude Ranch>Marlon Academy> Alaska Hockey episode>>>>>>every other Alaska episode

...

All of them.

>helium tank
>zero chance of failure
Yeah unless you blow your fucking lungs up

What happened to the new season anyway? Was it just a lie or something?

One of my favorite scenes is when Richie throws the can of lighter fluid into the fire. I remember laughing like an idiot every time even though nobody else found it that funny.

>it's a Malcolm contemplating poisoning Reese's pancakes to murder him during the family breakfast episode

>Cries like a bitch at you after shooting himself in the head

What do you do?

CONTRABAND

>that episode were he fits as many marshmallows as possible in his mouth
>that episode were he fakes a genetic spinal injury

>mfw they were danish in the german dub

This always cracked me up

I made this a while ago, never caught on

I forgot kruger from seinfeld was the headmaster at francs' military school.