/rug/ God of Rugby Edition

MITRE 10 CUP
Week 9

>Wed 11 Oct
7:35 PM Taranaki v Manawatu, Yarrow Stadium, Taranaki
>Thu 12 Oct
7:35 PM Wellington v Northland, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
>Fri 13 Oct
7:35 PM Auckland v Canterbury, Eden Park, Auckland
>Sat 4 Oct
2:35 PM Bay of Plenty v Waikato, Tauranga Domain, Tauranga
5:05 PM Otago v Southland, Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin
7:35 PM Counties Manukau v Tasman, Ecolight Stadium, Pukekohe
>Sun 15 Oct
2:35 PM North Harbour v Taranaki, QBE Stadium, North Harbour
4:35 PM Hawke’s Bay v Manawatu, McLean Park, Napier

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CHAMPIONS CUP

Based Naki's playing

Doing gods work from gods zone lad

No more 404s lads.

Ask Americans that totally don't care about dive grass to stop making hundreds of threads about dive grass

fuck divegrass lads

I think we need to start popping in for a cheeky midday shitpost lads.

Might have to start announcing when I eat lunch.

>tfw no ranfurly shield gf

I'll let you guys know about my mid-afternoon shit too.

Anyway, what's for tea lads?
Fish n chips here.

Seared tuna steak and steamed broccoli lad. Might do a snap story about it.

Thai green chicken curry. It was decent.

Made some pasta and a tomato sauce with some bacon in it. Not sure exactly what it would be called but it was really good.

Pretty hard to get a bad green Thai curry

Anyone not watching the game will be banished from /rug/.

Not watching the game AMA

What are you watching on Netflix?

I'm watching downloads: Sky at Night, then Curb ur Enthusiasm

>that air horn as he kicked
Kek fucking Manawatu mongrels

Watching Steve Jobs videos whilst I redefine this world.

Turbos are so slow.

You need to put your trip on again so I can tell it's you.

No thanks.

I'm a massive faggot and want to suck GES' micro penis.

/pine/

I'm sure he feels the same way.

You morons need to stop pretending to be me and be yourself

I'm flattered but can you stop imitating me?

I am also Harold and isn't le epic kiwi time teh best3st?!?!!

Jesus you rick and morty loving fucks need to off yourselves.

Umadbro?

Wow, you sure showed me with your parroting of 15 year old memes. Out get that Szechuan sauce bro!

oh shit you're actually mad lol

Gentleben surging back up the /rug/ power rankings lads

kiwi level 1000. great player too

Thorne > Collins > Kaino > Messam > Randall > Thompson > Luatua > Fifita > Gibbes >

>smiling in mid-air

no rugby?!

update: anarchy continues to reign in nu zillun

Holy shit, thread made it through the night.

kiwis are up.

Right, lunch update guy, don't forget your midday post. I've got the mid-afternoon poo update covered. We might need a morning tea update guy too. Maybe tell us what kind of biscuit you're having with your tea.

Wellington plays tonight.

Will 'we' finally beat Australia this Autumn? It's getting pretty ridiculous now.

Who /hype/ here?

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What'a wrong lad?

It'll be a good weekend, at least the next Wasps loss will be out of the way early

DEVILISH

Based Retallick seems happy in his work. What a champ.

Ulster
Leinster
Racing
Rochelle
Bath
GlasGods
Munster
Toulon
Saracens
Clermont

im hyped as well

Had a cup of Earl grey and 2 digestives for tea lads.

Any /rug/'s bru pool for ECC?

>tfw wasps

Sausage roll and a chocolate muffin for lunch today lads.

Shot Uce

>wallabies win this week
>kiwis only retain bledisloe through refball

Kiwis using all their memery far too early, they'll have nothing left in the tank come nippon19.

With our best lock just chilling out with his family and with other first choices out it could be close. And with all our good fullbacks sitting out injuries I hope to see some brilliant plays from the objectively best fullback in The Rugby Championship Israel Folau. It's going to be almost unfair how easy he could make it look vs "us". I hope he delivers some exciting rugby.

>you now realise that the reason kiwi posters on /rug/ are such insufferable shits is because they aren't old enough to remember any world cups before 2011

>tfw watched every world cup live desu

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Had a bit of chicken and pumpkin for lunch fwiw.

>you now realise that the reason australian posters on /rug/ are such seething shits is because they haven't won a world cup since 1999

Just >4 more years and we'll have gone as long as nz did between World Cup wins

>tfw bought my first beer at the World Cup opening ceremony in Sydney in 2003

>tfw only been alive for 4 world cups

:^)

Did you ask your mum's permission before coming on the internet?

Just took a massive pro14 lads.

I remember the first World Cup 2bh.

>netball is dead
>rugby is dead
>cricket is only alive because of poo in loos throwing money at it

tfw anglo culture in decline because of yank hegemony

A-League

KEK

What's a league?

the queen loves the cock

how's the polo scene there?

If the queen asked I would feel morally obliged to pipe her if you know what I mean.

rugby league is pretty dead as well my dude

Mate you say that now but wait until the Cook Islands play PNG in the rugby league World Cup later this year and you won't be laughing.

Hoping Northland put up a good fight lads. They've been looking good this season. Wellington though. Lethal.

Reminder that if you're not tuning in for kickoff in 35min, you're a seething casual and ought to be executed along with tripfag cancer.

F for Passchendaele lads

RIP Passiondale

TONGA SCORE AGAINST BTFO COCONUT BALL

Wellington is about to plow Northland.

NOT SO FAST

>he has not lost the ball forward
What did the TMO mean by this?

He's from Paihia.

He was referring to Pinekenzies career

Just smashed some pork chops now I'm going to smash a crunchie bar ice cream

Also fuck wellington

Sunni Bill Willisms literally seething at this post.

Might have a cuppa.

stuff.co.nz/national/97793079/kereru-debate-sows-native-seeds-of-division-in-bird-of-the-year-competition

Is the Keruru /ourbird/?

There were 2 of these fat fucks scrapping in a tree out my window yesterday. Pretty comedic.

>thirty something year old single women still flatting

Yikes

Ideal flattie for guilt-free canoodling

how did a pair of flatters end up in your tree mate

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Really?

*drops pass*

If TKB goes on the Northern tour I'll freak the fuck out man.

wow

they years were not great to the queens of rug lads