/nfl/ general - The Jaxson 5 Edition

HARVEY: Texans sign Lamarr Houston, Kendall Langford
ELITE: Jags confirmed for Elite
CHEAT:Tom Brady dealing with left shoulder injury
XEA:Carroll: Lacy and Rawls have 'equal status'
SCAM:Panthers expect Funchess to play Thursday
SON:Saints ship Adrian Peterson to Cardinals
GARBAGE:Cardinals cut CJ2K to clear room for Peterson
NE:Rob Gronkowski (thigh) practicing Tuesday
CHEAT:Brady skips practice Tuesday, says he'll play
XEA:C.J. Prosise (ankle) expected back for Week 7

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Chiefs

Eagles

Deep in Santa Clara there are talks about a young fresh faced quarterback, new to the league and eager to play. Week after week he watches his team lose in heartbreaking fashion and sees the mistakes his mentors make. It drives him crazy and he yearns for the chance to show what he's learned, but he knows now is not the time. "Put me in coach" aches through his heart and soul but his mind knows there's still much to learn. Some say they have seen this mans prowess in Iowa while others laugh him off. But none the less deep inside this man it's his own desire to win and prove himself worthy of leading one of the most storied franchises in the NFL. His name is CJ Beathard, and he's going to take the NFL by storm.

CJ Beathard is coached and directed by Kyle Shanahan and will be coming to a field near you in 2018.

We still dem boyzzzzz

>tfw owl bound

Pans > Iggles

>We live in a world where the Jags are actually good

Cam=Wentz

OL Eagles
WR Panthers
RB Eagles
TE Eagles
DL =
LB Panthers
CB Panthers
S Eagles

STs Eagles

Updated

>Jascon 5

>apekneel

If the jags keep winning in spite of Bortul they should trade for Eli or Rivers

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That would be a disastrous move if the rest of the team is motivated by their shared hatred and contempt of Bortles.

Don't mind me, just objectively the best cornerback in the NFL in every aspect passing by.

I turn 23 in two weeks. Good luck keeping me out of the Hall of Fame in 20 years!

Cringe

>NFL in England
>London Calling starts playing

Should i trade Jordan Howard for Tyreek Hill or Brandin Cooks?

I can choose to do it this week or next week

I kind of have a WR problem

Wrong thread Bjorn

You forgot the sixth member, OP

Jordan Howard, Cohen is doing really well in Chicago so he'll get less touches.

>WR Panthers
>RB Eagles

I'd swap these

Burrs

If i wanted to have a discussion about the various pro's and con's of deodorant brands what board should I consult?

>pro's and con's
you should consult a grammar and punctuation advice board
probably fit or adv though

>grammer nazi

Back to you're other sight. I'am talking about redit. Does /fit/ wear deopdorant? I thought they were all into that sweating man smell

youtu.be/ocnif6EZLGQ

Check this out, trust me

I'm not a grammar nazi it's just that using an apostrophe to make something plural pisses me off for whatever reason. yet fit wears deodorant you goober

I-is it safe to come out yet?

Is that Romo?

no

GWSBC

He's also a flaming faggot

it's a good thing really

no WR wants a gaymo putting hands on them, so Jalen has a natural advantage as a defender

>yet

Hahahahaha did you mean yes? Fucking retard, can't tell the difference between a "t" and an "s"?

>trade for Derek Carr in Madden
>4 TDs 500 yards vs Dallas
>Immediately injured by Giants

>no WR wants a gaymo putting hands on them

>tfw draft a good QB
>becomes a rivers tier choke machin the playoffs

Lost of gays in the NFL
Rodgers
OBJ
Michael Sam
Jeff Garcia
TO
Smeth
Brent Grimes
You

List of non-gays (based on kida they have)
DRC
Rivers
Carr

>hogan is starting qb

BRADY BTFO

You mean Antonio Cromartie? Hes a confirmed cuck. His girl got preggo after he had his testicles removed during his vascemtomy.

trubisky is a tiddy man

One of them has 12 kids and super sperm

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GOTDAM

Mitch "Give me a titty" trubisky

>that flag
>this post

For you

Mitch "I like big TDs" Trubisky

Mitch "Kiss Me" Trubisky

Mitch "48% completion" Trubisky

48% white population

Mitch "Driving my mom's van so I can kiss some can" trubisky

That's Chicago alright

Trubisky if a freaking gold mine, google Mitch Trubisky tweets

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Why doesn't he like being called Mitch? It sounds way more alpha than Mitchell.

Literally no one cares

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How are brownsbros feeling? So much optimism in the preseason and it's all the same shit.

soon

maxim.com/sports/odl-tweets-from-nfl-draft-picks-2017-4

>giants broncos SNF
>the two most boring fucking teams

Pass

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but the giants dont have anyone left to pass too?

Kek sports.vice.com/en_us/article/wnvvbq/mitchell-trubiskys-twitter-account-is-insanely-good

>tunnels are legit

word.

Trub's parents are ugly holy shit

>yfw chiefs fans love to meme about Alex Smeth so much they memed him into being gay just to be able to have something to smethpost about

Man, crazy times.

>USA has the sweetest flag
Lit

His old man looks like one of those SNL DA BEARS guys

You just KNOW

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That's the face of a man who knows he's going to have to watch 16 full season games of the bears playing like shit just to see his son play football.

FUCKING LOL

What the fuck, female smeth is hot

would you have a threesome with female and male smeth

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>Trubisky's signature TD celebration will be him carrying a second football with him at all times so when he gets a TD he'll motorboat da tiddies

Another faggot OP i see.

What are the odds we all abandon this thread at once

Alexis and Erin

That's pretty good

post the jared hayne pasta if you got it

i have no doubt you used to autistically spam it

Post a HQ image of a QB's fsce and I'll fuck with it
under 1080x720 though

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dont lewd the bisky plz

>implying that sacklord eli is going to be any better

Don't call me Mitch

Call me Michelle

Is that Ivanka Trump?

Jemele hill

I feel like we should just keep building a team good enough to get any terrible QB to the playoffs. Keep investing in support positions and deal with QB later. Our division doesn't have any great QBs anymore. Flac, Andy, and Ben all took a shit this year out of nowhere.

Checked

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Top right looks like Chuck.

>16-0