Some countries are just better at human chess than others

Some countries are just better at human chess than others

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>three bishops in midfield

le pass it diagonally men

>le cut inside horse

Ireland are brilliant at this, but all their best players play Gaelic Football and Hurling.

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>black goalkeeper

>queen in goal
Sweeper keeper cancer
>Long ball bishops in midfield
mourinho.jpg
>center forward is a cut inside man
why?

>no queen #10
>no le cut inside bishop man
>no target man king
>implying fullbacks shouldn't be pawns
>implying rooks shouldn't be the goalkeeper


C'mon man

football takes skill
not this, sorry potatoman

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ST should have been a pawn
Bishop should be to someone who is good at supporting
Queen should only be classic '10'

a fucking potato nigger

>not playing Total Football with a queen in every position

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>pawns not CB
>defensive midfielder isn't the king

>dm king

Questionable football and chess knowledge friend. Are you sure you aren't American?

putting king as gk is actually pretty dumb, it should be used in a better position that that.

>Using the incorrect number of pieces

--------------King
Knight-Rook-Rook-Knight
--------------Pawn
---Pawn---Pawn----Pawn
-------------Queen
Bishop----------------Bishop

rooks are elite wingbacks m8

makalele role la
never go past halfway la

>attacking wing rooks

>he rates bishop

>false knight

Some countries are just better at actual chess than others

daily reminder that you'll miss the World Cup because you have a big mouth with nothing to back it up

i didn't know that a world cup was coming up in 2018. i didn't know that you had to qualify for the world cup. i didn't know that america was in the process of trying to qualify. i don't know why they didn't qualify. if it wasn't for Sup Forums i still wouldn't know. americans will understand what i'm sayin'

>all the pieces are balck
Well that's clearly France.

>inverted bishops

We were doing so well until someone finally made the incredibly obvious joke.

I know you're lying. I know how it feels, France didn't make it in 1994, I was little back then, but still feel the sting of sadness watching the World play together without us, existing without us, having fun without us. That hurts.
But you'll outgrow this and come back stronger.

>not parking the bus
---------------knight
King-- Rook ---------------Rook
Pawn - Pawn - Pawn - Pawn Pawn
----------------Queen
------------------------------Bishop

>parking the bus
>five midfielders

parking the bus doesn't mean 10 defenders you fucking spacker

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>9 kangz on the pitch
Yeah it's France alright.

That's one strange as fuck pitch

what i described is actually true and very typical. i don't think you guys understand how little soccer coverage there is in america. and there is almost zero discussion. i have literally yet to hear someone discuss soccer in my lifetime. with the exception of "did you see the end of that world cup match?" the day after a world cup match

i find the sport very comfy to watch and i wish that america paid it some mind. but again, i cannot stress enough how irrelevant of a sport it is here

they just need to be brought up with it.
as it stands ;
>apehoop
>cockey
>basebore
>handegg
MAGA indeed