>the average Jazz fan
The average Jazz fan
Jackson Phillips
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Aaron Jones
your right i am pretty smart
Brody Price
>the average indie rock fan
Leo Foster
The fact that so many books still name Louis Armstrong as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" jazz musician ever only tells you how far jazz music still is from becoming a serious art. Rock critics have long recognized that the greatest rock musician of all times is Captain Beefheart, who was not the most famous or richest or best seller of his times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Jazz critics are still blinded by commercial success. Armstrong sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore he must have been the greatest. Rock critics grow up listening to a lot of rock music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Jazz critics are often totally ignorant of the jazz music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that Louis Armstrong did anything worthy of being saved.
Brody Scott
I dont know who would listen to jazz that doesnt play it. Im a professional and it all sounds the same to me. Its just studying when I listen. Who the fuck sits down and listens for enjoyment? Its like reading a textbook. Total posers. You guys dont understand whats going on and are just pretending. Seems really fucking sad to me. Anyways carry on.
Gabriel Gutierrez
white boy with no groove
Logan Evans
Friendly reminder the last jazz album to hit #1 on Billboard and go platinum is Lady Gaga's Cheek to Cheek. It will also be the LAST jazz album to ever do so.
IT'S A DEAD IRRELEVANT GENRE, REST IN PISS!
Justin Turner
TBQH famsquad
Luke Bell
I mean I enjoy it and I don't play,bebop is like any other song but it tells a story with the instruments not lyrics,so you have to pay attention to the music and cut yourself from everything else,at least that's how I see it
Hudson Carter
nigger
James Hill
>average brutal death metal fan
Kevin Lopez
what point are you trying to prove? if this image is meant to be ironic then you are just saying you don't like jazz which is an absolute tragedy as much of this board doesn't seem to understand the genre. if you aren't then you are just a huge asshole. try listening to jazz with an open mind; it is amazing.
Grayson James
$lam$
Anthony Morales
I think you mean grindcore
Sebastian Howard
the average country fan
Elijah Ward
>Only posers read texbooks
>People who goes to jazz concerts doesn't sit down and listen for enjoyment
>Plays jazz but doesn't enjoy listening to it
>You can only enjoy music if you understand whats going on
Better be bait, bc this is straight up retarded
Ryan Russell
is that supposed to be its hitbox?
Jose Bennett
>the average rap fan
Julian Fisher
average nigga whomst've listeneth to late 1980s sophistipop
Landon Anderson
NOW THE RACE IS ON
AND HERE COMES PRIDE UP THE BACKSTRETCH
Sebastian Williams
real groove is music like funk and edm, jazz has barely any fucking groove at all, it's just cunts playing gay techincal music
Jacob Myers
pop punk is a style of rock
Ethan Rivera
I think you meant nightcore
Andrew Jackson
>sitting down to listen to jazz
That's the whole problem
Jonathan Stewart
>that flat Earth
lmao
Aaron Anderson
>Anyways carry on.
thank you sir
Liam Cruz
t. groovelet
Dominic Rivera
>hitboxes
Cameron Bailey
>the average yazz fan
Josiah Phillips
>jazz has barely any groove at all
wew lad
Aiden Reyes
if you listen to this and say it has no groove bless your heart
youtube.com
Kevin Ross
>jazz has barely any fucking groove at all
Grayson Phillips
>real groove is music like funk and edm
>edm
>jazz has barely any fucking groove at all
Nathan Ward
Nice attention span brainlet.
Oliver White
its ia'm you philipine
Aaron Cooper
I thought metal was post-jazz.
Joshua Flores
Jazz is the last refuge of the untalented.
Joshua Reyes
metal is post-cabbage (shit)
Carson Parker
bad shitpasta, armstrong is literally the father of jazz. replace it with Davis
Samuel Ward
>armstrong is literally the father of jazz
*blocks your path*
Jackson Ross
it's post-blues
Matthew Edwards
>armstrong is literally the father of jazz
Oh boy
Jelly Roll Morton
Eubie Blake
James P. Johnson
Pops Foster
Christian Hill
Whenever me and my friend see a metal head I nudge him and say he must really be into jazz, and then we have giggle fits. Needless to say it's just a joke haha.
Kayden Ross
>average tool fan
Angel Clark
kek, not bad
Grayson Gomez
you're
Luke Richardson
Literally anybody in the black community of New Orleans of the early 20th century?
Jonathan Gutierrez
technical bluegrass is music's endgame
Nathan Bell
Art Blakey just came back from the dead to whack that user upside the head.
Logan Williams
you're the reason jazz is dead
Jaxson Powell
or perhaps...Progressive Bluegrass? Do you know of any?
Jeremiah King
influences all jazz guitarists
Jonathan Taylor
W-what's wrong with my pituitary?
Michael Wright
Why would you be a professional musician if you dislike what you play this much? Why don't you just get a wagecuck office job where at least you earn a livable wage?
Robert Morris
*listens to jazz right now*
Benjamin Hernandez
imagine being this guy