4 world cup victories

>4 world cup victories
>0 world war victories

>loses two World Wars in a roll
>still manages to be the most influent country in Europe and pimping out France and UK
What the fuck.

>Amerikneels

>2 world war wins
>gets ass kicked in Vietnam while being allied with another world war winner
explain

Go back to pol you fucking dickhole

>implying we care about socce- I mean vietnam

Easy, in the world wars they had other teams on their side, every time the USA had a war by themselves they lost

See all Arab wars, Korea, war on drugs etc

>making fun of g*rmans is Sup Forums
really makes you think

German Engineering

>Sports

Fuck off retard

it ain't me

no, we were the team on the side during world war 2. if it weren't for us, that war would have lasted until the early 1960s and it would have killed tens of millions more people.

to be fair it was Germany against the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD and it was a narrow loss

>the world cup is not sports related
really makes you think

i feel like you could have avoided that one desu

also we had a fucking autistic manlet as a headcoach

4? Try 1

By german logic Mexico has all the world cups because it was once part of pangea.

What good is world domination when you are sure to lose it again like Bongistan?

Lmao you’re so stupid it hurts
Try a food analogy next time, others seem to be to hard for you

T. Seething heinrich fritz phillipp junior

in a row

>>still manages to be the most influent country in Europe and pimping out France and UK

Actually believing that.

>Italy
>Japan
>All the troops and resources taken from places you snuck into and took over while nobody was looking


>narrow loss
>Destroyed so utterly your country got divvied up and rebuilt by the winners

>mfw Germans don't know their own history

>I know nothing: The post

stop being tsundere

>
>brit in denial

Er, Germany only has 1 (one) world cup. West Germany won three but those guys don't exist any more.

West Germany was conquered by East Germany so this is true