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Who's /comfy/ ready for crash-chan?

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Italian market down 12.5% from previous close
UK market down 3% from previous close
GoodBoyPoints still plummeting

Will UK be truly kill?

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Please be the happening I want the EU to cease to exist NAO

I thought the futures trading on the asian market hasn't even been that bad

shorted euronext and bought ftse 250 etf.. only playing around with a few hundred bucks wish me l00k

Osborne is making a statement, you won't get a massive crash.

His speech is in 36 minutes.

>Will UK be truly kill?

No, the amount lost is nothing compared to previous crashes so calm your boobies down or I'll have to rape your child.

pound is kill

better take a 2% hit now than a 20% hit like the germans french and spanish. spanish exchange is already down 12% and is set to drop another 16% once it opens. small exchange but still pretty nuts considering they're having election problems just yesterday.

He will suicide on live TV

GoodBoyPoints is the target of memetic warfare. They want to distract you from the slow and painful death of the euro.

>tldr; Expect volatility during the shock period, stocks will take 3-4 months to recover

Analysis from my broker:

It may take some time for the shock to work through the economic, financial and political systems in the U.K. and Europe. As a result, global stocks may fall further.

No two market shocks are the same, but in some of the other shocks since the financial crisis, markets have recovered in three to four months. Investors with longer time horizons may want to maintain their diversified asset allocations, which can help portfolios weather volatility over time.

Shock, First Day Decline, Full Decline, Time to Recover Losses
>Japan earthquake 3/11/11, -6%, -16%, 4 months
>U.S. debt ceiling debacle 8/1/11, -3%, -14%, 3 months
>European debt crisis 3/27/12, -3%, -11%, 3 months

so your broker gave you a highschool econ 101 class. special stuff hope you didn't pay for it.

Remind me how big was the Brexit shock?
Hint its way bigger than all of your examples

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Get comfy, lads

I only posted the summary. I'll post the fuller analysis in a little bit.

My account comes free with Morningstar, Argus, Ned Davis Research, Market Edge, and Credit Suisse reports. Tell me if you need anything senpai.

No broker is going to advise you to withdraw your funds. Ever.

EURO/USD= 1.1019
VACATION INCOMING??!?!?! :))))))))))

Full overview.

I don't think it will be very bad today, might even end up for the day in equity. Watch the periphery CDS markets, suspect more flight to safety on debt side.

Pound is stable at 1.34, nothing much to see there. VIX is expected to go down. All in all, storm in a teacup. Life goes on. Brits aren't that important after all. Goldman only expects mild recession in UK starting in second half of the year and ending in first half of 2017.

>EURO/USD= 1.1019
It has been in a range between 1.05 and 1.15 for a year now after the GREAT CORRECTION of the Euro in the wake of the Grexit crisis.

1.10 is pretty much exactly in the middle of where the Euro has traded for the last 12 months. Vacations ain't cheaper now then last year.

Good this will only push people to remove government welfare programs and kick out the arabs gypsies and niggers.

Race war in UK imminent

Brokers make money from trade fees, not by how much money is in your account retard.

Regardless, no broker is going to tell you to sell because the shit is about to hit the fan. They don't want you in cash, and they don't want you to remove your cash from your account. Many brokerages also manage funds for clients and collect a % management fee.

Yeah It just went up a little. Wouldn't expect anything crazy unless euro stocks go down hard.

Hes speaking now on Sky
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

>The Internet
>71% of Leave for Ill
What?

Also, what's wrong with the green movement?

>wont trigger article 50 until fall
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE

Cameron already said that before

I agree, the internet was a mistake.
It ruined women with attention.
It gave idiots a platform.
It ruined men with porn...

he looks like he's 22

He looks 38
But hes apparently 45

b-but the internet is the best thing on earth since industrial capitalism!

Osborne spent 20minutes on damage control

This will be great 30minutes to bell

>Attempt to reassure market
>"It will be a rocky road but things will probably work out..."
>Rush off awkwardly and abruptly at the end

Advice:
>Short UK banks

>Don't invest anything in any EU market until you see AT LEAST a 20% correction

Personally I'm selling everything on Monday if the US markets don't crash again

FTSE 100 at opening, 3% drop to start, at least

Leave voters are old people and poor people

it's the natural correction process

Nice dude thank you, are you rich or can someone like me with 5 grand in cash get these reports for opening a basic account?

Too rosy of a picture.

>Europe is still in shock, fear will drive the market

Expect UK markets to lose 20% by end of the week

> God knows what will happen in Spain

Get a job
Making a company will propably be more profitable for you
Stocks are not free money
If you have to ask questions like this you probably shouldn't trade

2 min until blood bath begins

Let's see how Nikkei responds to EU markets.

>May be good indicator for US markets

10 shekels has deposited to your account

The Poweres That Be will not let it crash, probably won't even decline much more.

They literally own the market. They own the infrastructure and the securities. They may let it decline a bit more just to scare the masses into forcing Britain to stay cucked but we will never see another bear market or a crash as the ""market"" is entirely captured by TPTB and is a policy/propaganda tool these days.

>not buying CHF, JPY and USD RIGHT NOW

It's like you want to be poor

>Expect UK markets to lose 20% by end of the week
It will be pretty flat for the week, maybe up 3% or down 3%. Nothing major.

>Wrong

Shouldn't you be on /biz/?

lol mate

Short term ramifications < Long term gains

Self determination for the people, by the people.

The largest bank in Germany, Deutsche Bank, has predicted growth from Brexit.

Whereas Open Europe, the largest economic and political think tank in Europe, has analysed and said the worst outcome is -1% GDP.

Be a Be-Leaver.

Whats Wall St. gonna do?

panic

why

Is it worth putting coffee on?

Vacation... in Europe...
Madman...

I'm comfy as fuck.

youtu.be/trfHP5LHVNY

so is it happening or not

I expect a sell off Monday into Tuesday...

Tuesday I'm covering late in the session.

We wont know if its a true happening or not until they go to work in New York. About 5 hours from now.

Early indicators are basically flat. Down a hair, then up a hair...

happening postponed until we figure out whether or not Boris Johnson is a traitorous cuck and we force a GE That much extra uncertainty to the markets is sure to cause chaos.

They are going to buy the fucking dip, same thing they have done forever.

Idiots will sell stocks because they are panicking. So fools like what post here will sell the bottom and then once the all clear is given they will buy back just in time for the next dip. The market cannot go down, it's literally impossible. There are laws against it and every orginization having anything even remotely to do with it will do everything in its power to keep it going higher.

When the bred it was announced they halted trading to stop it from declining past 5%, then the plunge protection team (look into it) stepped in and bought it back up only down 2.5%. . This afternoon the US futures markets opened to some decent selling, plunge protection team has alr day bid the market back up into the green. They will likely ramp prices higher into the cash open and spark high frequency trading algorithms to bid things massively higher, that will t infer stop orders and a short covering rally. By the end of the week we will be back to new all time highs.

If that fails they will "break" the market, wipe all sell orders from the books and reverse it back higher.

Source: I'm a professional trader, this is how the modern """"market"""" functions.

>Goldman only expects mild recession in UK starting in second half of the year and ending in first half of 2017.

Jesus christ thats the best they got? Its like they asked a nigger.

OMX Stockholm 30 Index -6,07%

hehe

Except half the country is on welfare. Too big to fail.

Wont the money "plunge" protection has run out

>By the end of the week we will be back to new all time highs.

The market peaked in May, 2015. There's a very obvious top forming. Pull up a chart that goes back to 1990 and you'll see it easy.

So, post your MyFxBook or similar and let's see how well you're doing.

Still underwater eh?

>By the end of the week we will be back to new all time highs.

I agree with some of what you said but this?

Come on. LOL

The market is due for a comfy as fuck correction. It will get us out of this dumb fucking range we have been in and let us test some important levels.

Back to all time highs by the end of the week?

So it should be open now.

Too lazy to read shit, any drastic changes?

any interesting options I should regard?

post LSE-only

>No happenings

wtf I hate pol now

For you

>pound is kill

I NEED CHEAP STERLING.

PLEASE CRASH, THANKS.

>UK shares and pound continue to fall

>bbc.com/news/business-36636853

Yes! So much uncertainty! Sell everything!

...

Ah I see what you did there part of your plan?

Barely even a 10% crash. Why is this significant?

It was in 1 day.
And 10% in forex is very significant

Sooooo comfy.
I'm a renter in Vancouver, coming into a bit of cash from a settlement. I'm praying for Brexit to be the catalyst that pops the goddamn bubble so I can actually buy a house in this fucking city.

Pound now at its lowest value in 31 years

youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM

You are so fucked

investing.com/news/stock-market-news/british-government-bond-yields-fall-below-1-for-first-time-ever-410775