I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you

>I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

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>This tape will self-destruct in five seconds

That's my favorite cliche line of all time

>Alright, I'll tell you, since I'm going to kill you anyway

>"There's no time to explain!"
>there's plenty of time to explain

>if you tell us where it is, he'll stop doing it
>doing what?
>*hits the bad guy*
>that

>it's facebook frog, back to torment you with another dumbfrog thread

>Character gets caught in compromising but easily explainable situation that isn't his fault
>"user, I can't believe you did this!"
>Proceeds to stutter and can't explain the situation
>Gets blamed

>robot antagonist
>there is 3.948923% chance you will survive

> black character
> "oh hellll naw!"

>skeleton antagonist
>I have a BONE to pick with you

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't post at least 5 examples of each.

but my mom died 2 years ago

Casablanca
Citizen Kane
2001
The Godfather
Vertigo

>cuts red wire
>clock speeds up

1. Every shitty thing Dudley does at the beginning of HP movies.
2. Any Goosebumps episode with Slappy where the dummy does impossible shit that the parents notice but they still think the kids did it.
3. That four-episode arc of Boy Meets World where Lauren kissed Cory by surprise and he took the fall for it.
4. Generally any kids movie where the bully everyone knows does something stupid and blames it on the nerdy kid who would never get into trouble.
5. My mother's death.

>doesn't know what wire to cut
>few seconds left
>picks wire for religious or symbolic reason
>timer stops

>cuts blue wire
>clock stops with 1 second left

>30 seconds left before bombs go off
>count off 30 seconds while watching
>12 seconds left

The 30 seconds in Independence Day were like two minutes.

Nigger

>secret lab has large red self destruct button

>you look like shit
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>clock stops with an arbitrary number of seconds left other than zero in an attempt to avoid the cliche

>There's no time to explain!
>Could've easily explained with a sentence of the same length