Who's the worst RYM reviewer?

Who's the worst RYM reviewer?

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rateyourmusic.com/~epithalamion
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rateyourmusic.com/list/Qwerty100/big-selling-artists-with-extremely-shoddy-discographies/
rateyourmusic.com/collection/ellipsoid/reviews
rateyourmusic.com/~Zann_Music
rateyourmusic.com/~TheAbyssalArchivist
rateyourmusic.com/~WinterMight
rateyourmusic.com/~Doctor_Meh
rateyourmusic.com/~jazzusklisto
rateyourmusic.com/~toolshed00
rateyourmusic.com/~Apollo12
rateyourmusic.com/~mulletguy16
rateyourmusic.com/~ViniciusBignoto
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You I think

Me

xD r u grimescuk

They're all terrible. It just depends on what kind of terrible.

All of them are equally insufferable

you

Post your account and you'll find your answer

Every user. It takes massive autism to archive your music by ratings

This guy reviews Nazi music like fine wine:
rateyourmusic.com/collection/asadv/reviews

It's really funny how he can write elaborate takes on mediocre music.

Vito_James

>33 years old
now that's just sad

How do you lads feel about faux-feminism?

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Grampus is pushing 60 while PC_Music is in his 60s, so I don't see what the problem is.

Qwerty100

iai~

Qwerty100 in a heartbeat. Fucking awful human being

this x100

pretty based desu

Everyone who rates most things 0.5/5 while their review says "it's fine/ok"

ive seen this a lot with people writing reviews but changing their ratings later, so the review praises it and says it's great but relative to their scale they rated it subpar

as opposed to putting your albums in assorted topsters lists like the average Sup Forums intellectual

What this man said. Beat me to the punch.
rateyourmusic.com/list/Qwerty100/the-hipster-collection/

begbegbegbeg whenever he uses ebonics or starts showing his hatred against his parents

Probably telephone_junkie.
However, the best is AN_OLD_MAN_ON_CRACK.

qwerty

rateyourmusic.com/~epithalamion
telephone_junkie
anyone in their teens

this is the funniest thing ive ever read
how can you hate something so based?

That's not even the most infuriating list this nigga's created
rateyourmusic.com/list/Qwerty100/cheese-in-metal/
rateyourmusic.com/list/Qwerty100/big-selling-artists-with-extremely-shoddy-discographies/
>best
>not Sheogorath

spotted the soyboys

t. Qwerty100

Fuck off Qwerty.

nah fuck off
he likes the cringiest dumbest nerd metal imaginable and acts like he's an oxford professor

ah yes, I remember coming across this list a while ago

the worst part was, at least at the time, there were artists on there he hadn't even listened to yet, the only thing he wrote about them was something along the lines of "I'll listen to them and explain why I hate them at a different time, but for now it's because hipsters like them"

rateyourmusic.com/collection/ellipsoid/reviews
If you are going to pretend to like/dislike an album, at least change or delete the reviews that say otherwise

Telephone_Junkie has the most embarrassing and cancerous reviews on the site. If I could delete every single one of them I'd do it in a heartbeat. Nodima comes close just for incredibly autistic his rating system is.

Came to post these.

Epithalamion posts ridiculous pseudo-deep stories that just describe how it makes her feel without ever actually addressing the music. Every blue moon she’ll do a real review but 9/10 times are shit like her review for Pere Ubu’s Modern Dance, which just infuriate me

>it’s raining men
>wouldn’t all men die from the fall

Fucking kill me
Good gosh

That guys profile description is so fucking long. I don't know anyone can talk about themselves that much. He's either a very subtle troll or he has a severe case of diahrea of the mouth.

he is a troll but there's a certain point where being "satirical" or fucking whatever starts to get confused with reality, and at that point is it really satire anymore?

I'm curious as to what Qwerty's motives are. Is he just being irksome towards everyone for the yuks? If that's the case, he's weirdly devoted to his role. I can't say I'm upset, more intrigued by the mystery.

who has the worst lists?

telephone_junkie is still trans?

rateyourmusic.com/~Zann_Music

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asadv is based

He's just an annoying entitled prog metal douche in his 40s who can't get over the fact that his heroes aged like milk, so he attacks anything that slightly deviates from his made-up mold of "cool".

rateyourmusic.com/~WinterMight

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i really enjoy telephone_junkie's reviews, i wish more RYM users would take themselves less seriously like him

rateyourmusic.com/~Doctor_Meh

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rateyourmusic.com/~jazzusklisto

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rateyourmusic.com/~toolshed00

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rateyourmusic.com/~Apollo12

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rateyourmusic.com/~mulletguy16

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rateyourmusic.com/~ViniciusBignoto

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