It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise...

It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying.

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Why bother keeping his identity secret when A) the foreshadowing was incredibly heavy-handed and obvious, and B) the toys gave you Emperor Palpatine's name since at least the 90s line of "Power of the Force" toys?

You can't learn this from a Jedi.

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THIS CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING

DAMN

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kek

when did they ever intend to keep it secret? the 1977 novelization of a new hope calls him emperor palpatine on page 1

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>Ironic...he had ten thousand spoons, but not a single knife

>A communications disruption can only mean one thing
>one thing
>one
>thing
fucking who writes this shit? oh, yeah

EVERY MEME THEY'VE BUILT! WILL FALL!

>one thing

>for all my Sup Forums bros, for all the sheevposters
everytime it feels like he's gonna drop a verse t b h

Hego Damask
Darth Plagueis

>It's a Sith legend
>From about 20 years ago
>Also I'm literally the only one who knows about it
Was Sheev trying to trick Anakin?

Yes my lord

>he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life.

Was he an engineer? Are midi-chlorians the same as black goo?

It's a just a fancy way of saying him and Sheev jerked off into space and impregnated life itself

No, no, you're a big guy!

>your face when Snoke is Plagueis possessing Vader's body

I believe it l

wut dat ting do

hey guys hey guys hey guys get this: DARTH CIA

trollolo!!!!!

because the characters aren't supposed to know, you dumb fuck

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DAMN A COMMUNICATIONS DISRUPTION LOOK LIKE DAT!!??

Heh.

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The Jedi should fear the THICC lord of the THICC

Snoke looks nothing like Anakin.

Snoke is Yoda's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson

BREAK THE INTERNET
SHEEV PALPATINE

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YO

Execute Order Thiccty Thicc!

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>all their faces at the end where george is trying to make ian lightsaber fight
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wonder if disney just forgot about this