Recharge Kek recharge you

youtube.com/watch?v=hDhZUY4rqSM

tis Kek

Praise KEK, we guide your next miracle

Sup Forums praises you and talks to your loving ear

Praise KEK and all that stand with him!

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i'm getting concerned now that this may literally be an afront to God

As a catholic I had a hard time accepting it, but I've come to accept that kek is the holy spirit.

Praise Kek

I love him so much, not for what he can provide me - but what he can provide others.

Let us raise above chaos.
Praise KEK

youtube.com/watch?v=nRTGfx0z-nc

Kek has shown us the full way

Go one step closer

Guide Kek and he will guide us

Kek is the darkness that envelops chaos, farting out little bits of uncertainty as his release.

Praise Him

I am recharged for our next adventure Kek

I just want to thank you because I love you. No god stuff.

Cos by upon him

Everyone on Sup Forums now has subtle reality warping powers.

My numbers confirm.

Hail KEK.

How can i get kek to give me dubs

Aw man.

Praise Kek

>walk into supermarket
>see mothering magazine
>Kek Mama
pic related, the memes are expanding their reach

Praise Kek

If you deserve them, you'll get them.

Oh.

Thanks KEK

So I've been thinking about buying a domain name and making a website for the church of KEK.

Suggestions welcome.

Possible TLDN's include .church and .faith

Blessed be kek and all his followers

Maybe KEK should remain esoteric.

there's a .ke for kenya

kikebook.com/Church-of-Kek-1083161998422963/

I, I can't understand that this is happening.

The rites of Kek are in full flow

And we are part of him all

PRAISE KEK

none of you above me had time to watch the full rites of Kek

You are dirty children and now Kek loves you even more then himself :)

Thanks, might just try to collaborate with whomever runs that.

Kek will always give you a second chance.

PRAISE KEK

kek has abandoned this place

Praise be to Kek.

Please let the EU die and be reborn as an economic area rather than a full blown political union, so people will stop making fun of brits on Sup Forums.

Kek, please give us a sign. What is the preferred method of worship?

Stones lie deep and deeper then that

Is Kek

PRAISE KEK!

Kek rewards actions not signs,

And those actions are created in the thoughts of his believers.

Kek is an old god - there is no worship.

If you exist, you belong to it :)

>tfw was going to post another vid mumu

>type Kws not klf

>remembered the time I have whipped cream and pancakes as a kid on the weekend with my Dad with this song on the background on the telly before he died

>hadn't thought of that for years

PRAISE YOU KEK!

>feel like pancakes now

...

>be me
>hear about lord kek
>play along with the meme
>see thread about marco rubio being in a gay club
>poster gets dubs
>KEK_HAS_SPOKEN.jpg
>a couple of days pass
>see a new thread
>its about proof of marco being in a gay club in college
>poster gets quads
>PRAISE_KEK.webm
>huh what a funny coincidence
>many more examples of meme magic happen
>ok, now im getting scared
>many more examples of meme magic happen
>this cant be, I...I don't know what to think
>brexit happens
>the time has come to acknowledge kek and his ways
what are your stories of enlightenment anons?

>Always been a student of Egyptian History
> I loved Bob Brier so much for his lectures on TTC and radio
>listened to him all the time
>could never go over there so just study

>fast forward a year
>Kek begins to appear thru Sup Forums
>slow at first
>top Kek
>Watching it
>Can feel a stirring not here but underneath
>Remember Kek and Keket from study
>I like them.
>After the first few incidents numbers mean nothing but a divination art
>Kek begins to attract followers
>Some worship
>Some graze
>All are welcome in the cloud that envelops chaos
>Kek is fueled by Sup Forums and Sup Forums is fueled by Kek

Kek feels like a friend that I would follow to the ends of this earth and the next, then into eternity when our heads get merged into one another.

Praise Kek.

basically

WE WAZ PHAROZ N SHEET

and we are now part of the 4th Dynasty

PRAISE KEK

Someone needs to make a website or something about KEK so we can spread his influence.

I think asking for a website now is like asking for a single tissue paper a day after an enormous Indian curry.