Can't drive until 20

>can't drive until 20
>don't make an average wage until 30
>don't make 40k+ until 37

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAAH

What a shit life

>first step
>failed
lmoa at myself

seeing life like this is hell
people make their own path, this shit is gay

Traditionalists should face the firing squad.

>get married 27
>first child 28

I lag behind

>two holidays a year while making less than 40k a year and raising two kids

fucking kek

Nothing about that is traditional, a traditionalist wouldn't be living with their partner before marriage. This is consumerist fantasy land "life"

>retire 60

>the cycle of pointless cuck lives in nature.jpg

>buy a brand new car
No you never do this.
If you are one of those wise patricians who know economy and finance very well.

lmoa I am making 70k and I am barely 21. What kind of shit guide is this

>loans.co.uk
subtle

It's a guide taliored to lazy normies where they're considered "children" until 35 years old and moving out by 25 is an unbelievable feat of bravery.

And who's going to provide the money for all that stuff?

wew

That's what studying in school and working is for.

Working provides only enough to cover the necessities like food and public utilities.

Not in first world countries. Here all that shit is easily affordable.

can you really afford to buy 2 houses by the time you are 29 while working on below average salary and also having to pay for kid and rent on top of that?

If you make less than 6 figures by 25 you're a fucking loser.

no, maybe in your shithole where you're considered rich if you get to eat more than once per day lmao

In my province: minimum wage is $11.60/hour. (Going up to $15 in the next couple years in increments).

That's $465 dollars a week you're making at the legal bare minimum for fulltime work. Almost $2000 a month. Enough to survive for sure.

If you graduate university at 21-22 that's 7 years of fulltime work experience. Why on earth would one be earning below average salary? 7 years experience is definitely enough to make decent money in any field beyond Burger King.

>two houses
Not sure where you got that from. It's first house in the pic but buying a home is a bad idea most of the time. You'd be better off renting most of the time.

>boomerlife.jpg
Good luck buying even your first house making

How is it possible to be making under $40k if you have 7 years of work experience?

>Why on earth would one be earning below average salary?
>Not sure where you got that from.
OPs pic.
27 yo: buy first flat.
29 yo: buy house.
30 yo: start earning average salary.
i'm just curious if it's really like that in the west

Oh I guess it's for britcucks.

I really dont think it's this way at all. Median salary in Canada / US is like $50k. Almost all STEM / Business graduates starting salaries are around $50k. And staying at the same salary as a Junior even with 5 years of experience (let alone more) seems ridiculous.

Stem graduates don't have their first kiss at 15 though

Honestly life is fucking easy in North America and im glad to live here. There's so many chances if you fuck up to fix your life. Even the lowest people of society can live reasonably happy lives.

Meanwhile in rest of the world you'd get trampled by society if you make even a small misstep.

Stem graduates don't have their first kiss*

>In NA it's easier to make more money
>In EU (at least Western EU) it's harder to make more than 40k, but more safety nets and welfare compensate for that.

In Eastern Europe both are either nonexistent or badly implemented. So that's why the Russianon thinks that you can just afford food+bills with a full time job...

kek

>First kiss
>15
T-thanks

There's so many people who dropped out of highschool then simply did adult school and went on to community college / University and are doing good now

Fuck man sometimes I forget how good life is.
>Be born in Cambodia
>Forced to work in a sweatshop to feed family at 13

>Be born in rural Russia
>Forced to be child porno star to eat

>Be born in Canada
>Endless employment services to find you a job, free healthcare so no worry, very generous government student loans, safe country, never at war, worst problem is "da chinks are raising muh house prices"

Just by looking at this picture, I can hear the distant sound of hands rubbing.

>pic

oy vey

It's literally a loan company.

It's easy as fuck to become a tradie, you can go from nothing to making decent money in 2 years.

Can be quite tough to find an apprenticeship though. And then you're some guys little cuck for a few years.

some croat wrote about how he fucked off to Canada from Cuckatia.
He didn't have any uni or trade. He did construction and got some kind fo certificates to become a project manager.
He's making like 80k now.
That's how much an everyone living in an entire building makes in Croatia.

Depends on the trade, where you live, and who you know, but you're going to be a lot less cucked for a shorter period of time than most people in uni

>$2000
>legal bare minimum
The legal bare minimum in Russia is 133$ a month as of July 2017.

That's why it makes me feel bad when I don't work hard.

I also feel guilty when I see people in wheelchairs because I know I have a healthy body and could be doing much more.

Heard it's quite rough in Southern Ontario at least but yeah the point is there's tons of opportunities here to do fucking anything

You can probably even work at Burger King and move up to regional manager and make a middle-class salary eventually. Anything is good here.

that's actually very nice :D

i know that feel
If you would get an extremely high wage (doctor/engineer) in your cunt, you'd still be making less/around what an average college kid makes in West/North EU, North America...
And most of them aren't even happy with their "small wage" of like $2500 per MONTH... I seriously sometimes have no idea why all ppl in eastern europe just don't pack their bags and move collectively somewhere else

holy fucking shit this triggers me

>Here all that shit is easily affordable.
>2 houses

Here this is like 3 Mio Euro

I dont think it meant owning two houses. But rather a flat and then later selling it and buying a house. But yeah owning a house is very expensive here and really not worth it. Renting is a much better choice.

Learning how do drive is such a waste of time. In five years every car will drive itself.

I've read we'll have flying cars and robots doing all our chores by the year 2000 too.

Why the fuck would you put your life on hold in anticipation of some great technological revolution? 5 years is a pretty significant amount of time and what if it takes longer?

>In five years every car will drive itself.

>le futurist predictions

Sure, just like how affording to live on solar-powered martian space colonies thanks to mincome is just around the corner.

that was made by a Brit loan shark company. They're not trying to appeal to educated people that went to university and worked to get a good job, they're appealing to horrendous normie chavs

Do even normies aspire to this sort of slavish existence?

>age 15
I guess I'm still a kid at heart

xD