Actors Real Names

ITT: Post the real / original names of actors commonly known by another name.

I'll start. This is Nicolas Coppola

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Timothy Dick (Dickman, Baby)

Eric Bishop. What a waste.

Carlos Estevez

>Eric Bishop
better name tbqh

Marion Morrison

Andrew James Clutterbuck

FILL YOUR HANDS YOU SONUVABITCH

Jon Leibowitz

You take that back.

Allen Konigsberg

Melvin Kaminsky

Stephen Colbert with a pronounced T

Olivia Cockburn

Hmmmm..

Jacob Cohen

Walter Matuschanskayasky

Emanuel Goldenberg

Jerome Silberman

Geez save some letters for the rest of us, Mr Wilson

Delete this, goy

Issur Danielovitch

Jorge Elzar

How to make any name russian: Just add -ovitch to the end.

Jewy Jewerson

Hey, that's not an actor!

That was a joke.

George Orson Welles

Natalie Hershlag

Juan Moreno y Herrera-Jiménez

Mлaдeн Ђopђe Ceкyлoвић

Leonmind

Yelena Mironova

Michael Douglas

>want to get into movies
>parents name me after famous actor

Good job, idiots.

Jay Scott Greenspan

Anne Jacqueline Hathaway

Thats not a Russian name custom though.

Archibald Alexander Leach

Albert Lawrence Einstein

I thought these were well known?

Wasn't he a wrestler?

I am astonished. Who says Sup Forums has no educational value?

*Eric Bischoff was the guy who owned WCW

He sure hid his Jewishness

Him too

That's literally what all Russian immigrants did when they came here. All immigrants, for that matter.

Wasn't that the two minute hate character in 1984?

Sarah looks fucking terrible here

>-ovitch
That's just the middle name. It's basically "the son of ___"

>The most famous French actor ever is a spic

Benjamin Affleck

Donald Drumpf

>He sure hid his Jewishness

heh, I think by changing his name to Brooks he did about the only thing guaranteed to advertise it more

Levi Goldberg

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Marshall Mathers

god damn thats one good looking man.

Königsberg was a major city in Prussia, Germany, renamed Kaliningrad after the russians took it in WW2.

Woody Allen might be as jewish as they come, but his surname is ultra-german.

Milena Markovna Kunis

This is Joaquin Bottom.

Marina Ann Hantzis

No. Germans have normal names, Jews have city names

(((Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz)))

A lot of people with that surname pronounce it "boh-toom".

>The family name, which was formerly spelled Drumpf, was changed to Trump during the Thirty Years' War in the 17th century

Krishna Bhanji.

Ellen Grace Philpotts-Page

in b4 ACT

Milica Bogdanovna Jovovich

Go see Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

Caleb Casey McGuire Affleck-Boldt

Daniel César Martín Brühl González

I'd like to bog her danova, if you know what I mean.

can i have a quick breakdown on the bog in her name

But that's not Gerard Depardieu

Wow, shes a bog. The rabbithole goes deeper.

"STAY POSITIVE" on the shirt! Loves it.

MOMMY

A bog? Rabbithole? Can I get a quick rundown on that?

Thomas Mapother IV

REEEEEEEEEEEE STOP OUTING US GOYIM

He won, get over it numale

Destiny Hope Cyrus

>a. wyatt man's name game drawing

>embarrassed by surname
>change it to slang term for breaking wind
They sure fucked that up didn't they?

Forgot about that one

In hindsight, can we really be shocked she turned out to be drugged up white trash?

Zack "Kino" Snyder

sounds like a fanfiction character

Ramón Antonio Gerardo Estévez

Susan Alexandra Weaver

Ned Holness

updated the original image - i think it looks better this way

>Name yourself something that is somewhat difficult to pronounce and almost impossible to spell.

Squished it - i prefer it this way - you can save the original if you like but be aware this is the directors preferred cut of the meme

How long until she goes full babushka?

M-MOMMY

literally didn't know this