Holy hell, this is unwatchably bad. >Everyone is a 9/10 at least, despite Riverdale being a small town >Ms. Grundy is FUCKING 30 YEARS OLD and fucked Archie >Fred Andrews has hair and isn't fat >No Mr. Weatherbee >No Mr. Flutesnoot >Josie & The Pussycats are all black >Shoehorned gay character (okay I know technically he was introduced in the shitty new Archie comics a few years ago, but still) >Veronica is Latino/whatever, and her parents are separated >Also Archie's parents are separated, wtf? >Pop's is an actual restaurant with waiters and shit >Cheryl Blossom attending Riverdale High >SWEARING IN ARCHIE! >Jughead not funny or constantly eating >Moose is a fag >Reggie not a complete asshole always pulling practical jokes. Also Filipino? Why?
How could they fuck up so bad? Oh wait, it's on CW, no wonder.
If it wasint an "archie" show, it would be much better. Seems like most of their decisions about characterization is based off making it as dark as possible. Which is stupid as fuck. How is this archie?
Nicholas Morris
It was good. Keys Drumpftard.
Henry Hughes
What have politics got to do with this? Do buttblasted Hillshills need to pout everywhere they go?
Jacob Taylor
Literally none of those are actual criticisms of it as a piece of storytelling.
Ryan Martin
The lead is hot tho.. Did you see those abs?
I want to ride that ginger bull.
Noah Barnes
I thought it was alright
Sebastian Turner
lmao Sup Forumsfags are such bitches they fill their diapers over an Archie tv adaptation
ITS FUCKING ARCHIE WHO CARES
those comics are for retards
Justin Bell
>muh Sup Forums boogeyman Again, what have politics got to do with this?
And apparently CW cared enough to pour money into making this show.
Brayden Roberts
>What have politics got to do with this?
>Josie & The Pussycats are all black >Shoehorned gay character >Veronica is Latino/whatever >Moose is a fag
Joshua Morales
Name a part of any of that that makes them better characters
Ian Campbell
Objective, fact based observations. I didn't say they were necessarily bad, did I? But to anyone even remotely familiar with the comics and other adaptations, those were all not true and were purely retconned into the show for no real good reason.
Also what he said
Alexander Gonzalez
>CW
Stop trying to make this look better by acting like an idiot.
Jonathan Roberts
Who fucking cares you pathetic comic book-reading manchild.
Caleb James
If this makes you feel better user the show is not only bombing, but also Archie comics were selling like shit the past year so they bet everything in this show being a success
Ryder Walker
>>Josie and the Pussycats don't run around in cat leotards.
Dropped.
Joshua Howard
>this is unwatchably bad
Jack Evans
>the show is bombing
I'm pleasantly surprised. I figured middle aged house wives and dumbass high school girls would eat this shit up
Robert Murphy
>Everyone is a 9/10 at least Based CW
Jeremiah Brown
Nah it was pretty good, really promising.
If the CW's not for you, move on. It's comfy and decently made.
It had good reviews though. Maybe CW will pull a Crazy Ex and let it slide because of good reception.
Nathaniel Diaz
It's a show too perfect for normies.
Anthony Roberts
Daily reminder that the season will end with Sabrina making a cameo saying how she fucked up the natural tone of this universe and she needs the cast's help to fix it
Jaxson Price
They should have set the Archie show in like the 1950s and made a fun, light-hearted show that's a little bit tongue-in-cheek, a little bit self-aware.
Instead, they made Dawson's Creek two decades too late.
Samuel Parker
You should really be a network exec, your talent is wasted here.
Cooper Myers
Good reviews, but low ratings user thats not howit works for CW, look at shows like Arrow that have awful reviews, but decent ratings, also is part of their tv universe or Constantine good reviews, but bad ratings thanks to bad schedule, if this continue they're gonna just let the series die
Dominic Baker
Name a part of any of that that makes them worse characters
Austin Price
those lips though
Jonathan Brown
>first Unfortunate Events >now Archie
They're finally getting to me. Nostalgia rape hurts.
Nathan Green
So they're going to After life with Archie?
Josiah Ortiz
she looks like that tranny people keep posting
Landon Foster
He's lying, bro.
Wyatt Reyes
I gotta say when I heard they were making Jughead homeless as some kind of twist later on I got really upset they wasted an opportunity. They should have had Jughead constantly scarfing down food at school functions and shit only so later on we can find out its cause he doesnt have access to it outside of school kek
Joshua Davis
I don't know what the fuck is 'Archie' but i am downloading episode one now.
This series reminded me of Twin Peaks, it's enough for meenough for me
Kevin Evans
I like talking about television on the television talk board.
Charles Jenkins
He was being sarcastic
Logan Brooks
So?
Jose Sanders
It even has Madchen in it
Angel Perez
Gay people are incredibly annoying. Black people too.
Brandon Morris
>lip injections
How insecure do you have to be at such a young age?
Eli Powell
Really? Dang.
Joshua Garcia
>lip injections
Caleb Brooks
CW always use incredible hot cast, the entire TVD cast is hot as hell
Bentley Fisher
Betty and Veronica's friendship stole the show
Lucas Sullivan
Except Bonnie and her lopsided face.
Ethan Green
>No Mr flutesnoot
DROPPED
Logan Jones
...
Eli Sanders
>Everyone is a 9/10 at least, despite Riverdale being a small town
Only redeeming thing about the first episode.
Joshua Diaz
Veronica is superior
Anthony Martin
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Juan Sanchez
Constantine wasn't on the CW tho. I miss that show
Brody Bennett
>Sup Forums's thoughts on this shitheap? I enjoyed it immensely, mostly because of the actresses' body of work
