You weren't born in the timeline that the ultimate cage-kino was made

>You weren't born in the timeline that the ultimate cage-kino was made
Why even live?

It's funny, when one of those scripts was leaked and it was met with a terrible reception, the movie was promptly cancelled and never heard from again. And now all that crap with the giant spiders and so on sounds okay compared to the character assassination trash we got.

>you weren't born in the timeline when Nicolas Cage hasn't won all the prizes for Best Actor and Best Supporting Actor since 1982 until today

Why even live?

Why do jews hate fun lads?

I say we start a kickstarter to get a cgi version of this made, I'm sure ol' Nic would love to voice it.

>I am no bird
>I am no plane
>I am SUperMAnnnnnnnnnN!

Cage churns out 4 or 5 movies a year. What's he done lately that's worth watching?

ALL OF THEM!

(except Snowden)

What are your favorite CageKinos? My personal favs are :
>Matchstick Men
>Raising Arizona
>Con Air

Raising Arizona is definitely my favorite

MUH SPIDERS
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PRAISE SNYDER

Because we do live in the timeline where MoS was made

Only faggot redditors will disagree

What was meant by this?

Is there any Cage film where you weren't overwhelmingly aware it was Nicholas Cage on screen?

Can anyone even remember the name of a character he's played? It's always "Nic Cage in _________"

Holy shit, that's like a full on banana hammock

Who could've possibly thought this looked good?

You can say that about pretty much every actor.

It got canned, so obviously enough people thought it looked like shit, still would have been entertaining as fuck to see cage playing superman

nice wig

Ben Sanderson
Stanley Goodspeed
Sailor
Joe
Fucking Castor Troy

You're not even trying

Con Air and Face/Off.

What's wrong with giant spiders again?
These are comic book movies... giant robotic spiders are not even silly enough

I guess this was back when people ever embarrassed about the idea of being caught watching a "comic book" movie because it's shit for nerdy kids, not chad alpha males.

>Fucking Castor Troy
>not "Castor Fucking Troy"

Mine are
>Wild at Heart
>Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
>Bringing out the Dead
>Vampire's Kiss
>The Cotton club

I am positive that Spirit of Vengeance is also probably the best Marvel movie, from what I have heard at least.

>Nic Cage was nearly Aragorn

Bad Lieutenant.

Wild at Heart
Bringing Out the Dead
Adaptation
Leaving Las Vegas
Raising Arizona

I would seriously pay money for an animated version of Superman Lives. It'll probably never happen though.

How is the death of super man lives? Worth a watch?

That would be different.

Army of One is Cage kino for sure

SCRAPPING AT THE DOAH
SCRAPPPPING AT THE DOOOOOAHHHH

Con Air is unironically one of my favorite films.