When you realize the whole wizard world was made up in Harry's mind to escape the sad reality of being abused by his...

>when you realize the whole wizard world was made up in Harry's mind to escape the sad reality of being abused by his family.

*posts the copypasta*

Sad!

living in the cupboard looked COMFY

apart from the whole people walking up and down the stairs

After Azkaban Sirius said he could live with him but he stayed in that fucked up family

What if getting abused by his daddy turns him on?

>tfw Volan de Mort is Harry's assigned psychiatrist and superstrong magic wand is a lobotomy tool

>when you realize hairy pooter is the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.

For real each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

The same trope we can see in the finale of "Neon Genesis Evangelion" tv series, but fans wanted something big so Gainax made it big, so big, one wants to throw up. But what is the purpose of all this adventures? To be enlightened, you have to set off to adventure, both in outside world and inside your mind. Meet people - good ones and villains, and discover the monster was really in your head, sucking up your vital energy for the profit of others, even very close ones.

Woah

i would trade my shitty and horrifying life in brazil to live like him, having food everyday and a safe neighborhood

please don't drag evangelion through the mud along with wizard boy

>tfw Ron and Hermione are a rug and a hairbrush, respectively

>A turd tells him that black could be anywhere

really made me think

Why not just go to wizard school in Brazil

>le fan theory

i would trade anything to live in london

deh

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I agree with this, but what about Newt?

My theory is that he was a coked up gay prostitute being raped over and over by a Mr. Grendel Wald who also made him fuck dogs and other animals.

Yeah but NGE did that because Gianax pissed off TokyoTV and ran out of money, so it was the only option to tie up the series at the time.
>Gainax made it big, so big, one wants to throw up
2deep4you?

>abused
>>>/fanfiction.net/

They're actually really well directed though.

>tfw Harry cuts the rug into pieces and thus makes the Weasley family
>tfw the piece that he wipes his dick on after fapping becomes Ginny

>flipendoes furiously

fuck off matpat

>shitty and horrifying life in brazil
Olympic Village looks nice, maybe you should move there

new here, bit ive seen this before, tell me is this copy pasta posted a lot? tis quite funny

>its funny to defend child abuse but really its a coping mechanism to ignore how my own family treated me

It's posted everytime someone mentions Harry Po'er.

my theory is that he's a bad actor and I can't stand to look at his ugly fucking face

are you writing this on the one 20 year old desktop PC the whole favela has to share?

I've been to London, it's fucking shit.

I live in South Africa. If I leave my university complex (which is surrounded by electric fences and barbed wire), I'll instantly be shot, stabbed, and raped to death. I've been raped once and mugged several times. And yet I'd still rather stay here than live in London.

fucks sake man, London isn't that bad, it's mostly just memes

you live in the one place that Sup Forums isn't exaggerating about

Ok maybe it was because I visited 20 years ago. But everything was dirty, I got asthma from the pollution, the people were shitty, food was too expensive to eat anything beyond boiled potatoes, and there wasn't a single sunny day ever.

>ywn destroy his boipussi after he comes up to you asking for acting tips

why live

"No!"