/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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Afternoon bud

you haven't been here lately :/

Why haven't you joined the military, /dixie/?

Why haven't you BEGUM ORDODOX /dixie/?

I'm going to

MacArthur was born in Little Rock

>americans conscript twinks into their armies

So does finland. I hear their twinks are basically the fucktoys of the entire barracks

im pretty sure some of our barracks have fuckboys in them too

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CAREFUL BURLINGTON, CAREFUL NOW

why are all the girls in the bar fat?
is this what a shartmart bar looks like

>why are liberals incapable of valuing anything including their bodies
you tell me

>lib'rals xddddd
you are all fat

you're looking at what is basically a Tumblr meetup
notice the high prevalence of balding, glasses, skinniness, and shitty beards among the men, too

also people with jobs aren't going to be at a bar at 10 PM on a Sunday night

most of the guys look alright though
especially in the other camera

i guess its just that easy being a female

fair point

you realized those were used for about a year only? Not really before, or after the Civil War?

Zouave's were also a separate type of infantry with different tactics and battlefield usage

>asking about Tumblr: the bar
>y-you can't use the word liberal
k

Fat conservatives usually work so much that they don't have time to cook and just get McDicks after work

>you realized those were used for about a year only? Not really before, or after the Civil War?
Well I had no idea. Why did they suddenly decided to use those uniforms then?

Because I'm 30, live a decent life, and don't want to serve the Jews.

Fuck off grampa

Fuck off grampa

It was just the time period, the beginning of the Civil War was marked with really flamboyant attitudes. Before the public realized how brutal the fighting was. The Zouave uniforms were expensive and pretty shitty to wear out in the field and were replaced almost immediately

I did but I got kicked out after a few months for being a twink

would recommend you bulk up a bit, my recruiter told me to eat lots of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

>americans try to get conscripted into the army
>meanwhile here i am trying my best to avoid it

Are you going to try to join again?

And I'm probably going to get up to 140 or so before I join

>implying military personnel aren't the biggest welfare queens in the country
lol

American soldiers are volunteers, not conscripts.

oh im sorry i forgot the american army is basically a giant mercenary company

no, just Arkanplebs

I think people look at the military a bit differently here
>get paid to go to college and get fit, otherwise sit around doing absolutely nothing
>sluts will be all over you
>maybe get posted to cool places like Japan or Germany
>everybody will think you're a hero
>actually safer than civilian life unless maybe you're infantry

meanwhile in Turkey
>worry about getting roped into a coup
>worry about getting shot by ISIS and communist Kurds

At least the Jews pay well

>actually safer than civilian life unless maybe you're infantry
Unless you live at ft Hood

fuck's up with them and shootings lel

/dicksea/

At least I'll have a job after graduating

>cuntweigans

i think the only useful part of being a soldier here is that the government gives your family a house and also free money for your wife forever after you die.
Also all the grants your children will get after you die.
The only useful part of it starts once you die

>Are you going to try to join again?
nah, I actually got kicked out because I got a hole in my lung during basic, when I was in the hospital they found out some medical history I had concealed (on the advice of my recruiters)
I'd consider it if I could get my CTN rate back, but I don't think I'd get approved for a TS clearance now

sucks

indeed
also I don't see how Val Kilmer looks like Patrick Stewart at all

idk, it just reminded me of doc holiday for some reason

Total War games have really nice campaign music
it's like ambient music with a historical twist

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if only the games itself werent shit

do it you fucking pussy

make yugoslavia great again

>Yugoslavia
>Great

make turkmenistan great again

Make Zimbabwe Rhodesia again

>fighting for the eternal anatolian
i aint a cuck

Edit:Captcha was armenian army, no kidding

>h*donists

I'd suggest doing it more because you make it sound like you need more self discipline and whatnot.
It's an easy way of doing it, but of course, if you feel like it ain't for you, don't do it.

I mean, what's the worst that could happen? :^)

Make Rome Great Again.

i got self discipline though, i do my job on time and start new hobbies and stick to them.

It sounds to me like you are self reflecting your own problems onto me hmmm :^)

Not really, I don't struggle with that. I'm just saying sometimes you make it sound like it.

Honestly though, it's an experience (both good and terrible), but it's obviously not for everyone.

Jesus, it's like a worse version of Belgium

lol atleast its better than ourkansas

>ourkansas
I DARE you to come here and mispronounce Arkansas

R O N G

Yeah it's pronounced arrcansass right? :^)

Yeah, I hate when people say Ar-can-saw, don't people know it's suppose to be pronounced Ar-kansas ?

Fuck the French and FUCK French settlers

weak ass bitches, you wouldn't dare do it here because you know it's illegal

There's a fine line that shouldn't be crossed, and you just crossed it.

Bet.

LOUISIANA GODS WHAT A STOOOPID NAME

i would walk all around arkansas with my over the top cowboy tourist attire and just go up to people and say ''BOY, ar-KANSAS sure is swell!'' and none of you weak FUCKS could do anything against it.

How do Arkansawyers pronounce Arkansas anyway?
Arcansaw? Arkensaw?

t. Arkensaw

its pronounced as arkanjew

people would probably just think you're a cheeky mexican and shoot you in a walmart parking lot desu

NICE

im wh*Te though

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yeah but you'd probably have an accent and you'd be mispronouncing Arkansas, that'd be enough for them really

i was gonna say they would probably think im balkan but then again in the simple mind of an ar-kansan the world must consist of amerilards, canadians (USA-lite), mexicans and english

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DIDN'T THOSE COWARDLY LINCOLNITES TREMBLE
WHEN THEY MET WITH THE IRISH BRIGADE

And the French. Quite a few people here genuinely hate the French

bud why :DDDD::D.D:d:d:D:d:xdd

if you're unlucky, they might think you're a mooslim

hm, might give this show another try, I got two or three seasons in before I got fed up with all the edginess and khaleesi stuff

my kansas was french

Under no circumstance should you continue watching past season 4

because they're cunts and godless socialists

Yes, in fact, most of the Central parts of the United States use to be French.

What could have been....

What happens after season 4? I think it was actually the first or second episode of season 4 where I couldn't take it anymore, but it's been so long that I can hardly remember

yeah, but it was French in the same way that Nunavut is Canadian
bunch of empty land with a few flags here and there

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What could have been? A bunch of landlocked frogs living in the worst part of the states? No thanks.

>Few flags

I'm for certain that there were more forts than actual people in New France.

>What happens after season 4?
I think GRRM left after season 3 or 4. They stopped following the books after 4 and there was a drastic drop in quality because they went full YAAAAS QUEEEN SLAAAAAAY after that

season 3 was the last good one, season 4 was ok with a few good bits, everything after that is trash

Really makes you think...

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>43%

>$542
hm, might fly to rome soon, y'all

our hispanics are different
they're culturally texan

it's not the same

rome is shit visit Konstantiniye

No, visit finland

you can just briefly fly over finland and probably experience everything the country has to offer lmao

don't do this

>culturally texan

Yes, Southern '''Texans''' (and Hispanics from Austin and El Paso) are REALLY different to other Hispanics :^)

Although, Hispanics in the outer Houston area are alright from my experience.

Dumb namefag

that would cost twice as much though, but I can go to Paris for the same price

perhaps later, my friend just went there this summer and took a lot of pictures, I don't want to copy her

I know, but it could be worse.
Like California, or "New" Mexico.

just fly to london and fly over here.
You should first stop at london airport then take another flight into europe wherever you are going tbqh, probably going to be cheaper.
That, or norway appareantly

yes, I've seen Norwegian airlines are really cheap for some reason
still, it generally costs over $1000 to get to London from here, unless you leave from NYC, which itself is about $300