I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of her parents, liberal democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were to be the PM, what is the first thing you would do?’
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ ‘Wow - what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.’
She thought that over for a few seconds ‘cause she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”
And I said, “Welcome to the Conservative Party.” edition
Seafood mains - choose from: white fish #234, white fish #547, white fish #422, etc.
You have to go to specialist fish restaurants like Nathan Outlaw and Scott's to get actual good main courses, but even there the starters are always better
Landon Robinson
anime
Jayden Scott
lol
John Sanchez
i use arch + i3 on my Thinkpad X220 (srs)
Isaiah Carter
what degree r u doing
Connor Powell
>thainonce has finally cracked
I mean we all knew he was a filthy nonce, but it's still kind of a surprise
James Butler
did a big poo lads
Evan Evans
...
Oliver Torres
...
Nolan Allen
finance
Wyatt Carter
scampi n chips is good
Parker James
still in bed
Tyler Wright
nearly seems fake with how brazen it is then again why else would someone move to south east asia
Aaron Sanchez
Taxation is a mechanism for controlling inflation, not funding ongoing spending commitments.
Ryan Gomez
wait what's going on?
Connor Jones
alri mmt lad
Matthew Lewis
it functions as both
Ayden Bell
>nearly seems fake with how brazen it is it's just one of those "call the king a bender" retards LARPing as him
James Ortiz
good edition
Julian Butler
Thainonce posted nudes of a child at the end of last thread
Austin Thomas
Hello thaiguy
Levi Ross
that was the joke he was trying to make
Jace Jenkins
sounds ok to me if it means i get to be neet and don't have to be around other people
Dominic Kelly
jew
Levi Davis
...
Anthony Green
i was agreeing with him
Ayden Kelly
can sense the unearned self satisfaction of a working class tory voter coming from this post and its supporters
Owen Miller
this is a false flag attack to disparage thailad
Adam Brown
racoons are cute
Ryan Rogers
>disparage thailad not possible
James Brown
your work may very well be intellectual, and if it appeases you enough to look forward to getting out of bed in the morning, you are one of very few.
My job is intellectual too, it requires a great deal of maths, as well as diplomacy when dealing with clients, especially from abroad. It is fulfilling to an extent, it occupies my brain. But at the end of the day, i'm just a cog in a machine, there is no independence to what I do, no freedom.
There's so many things I'd rather do with my life if I had the resources, things I think I could reasonably achive as a young man, but that I wont be able to as a 50 year old who is retired and has the resources.
It's rigged desu. The best you can hope for is a life of basic comfort and possibly some luxuries, which of course, you can only enjoy on your downtime
>you will literally never live in 90s japan images like this give me chills
Dominic Martin
hello lads i am turtlemong now watch as i post child porn
Lincoln Morales
can we all just admit beer tastes like shit, why do we have to keep up this charade?
Would gladly rather have some cider or a gin and tonic tbqh
Luis White
just did one of the nastiest poos of my life lads and i'd like to share details but i don't think the janny would approve of it i'll sum it up by saying it required four flushes, half a roll of tp, and a shower immediately afterwards
Jonathan Taylor
tastebudlet
Levi Gray
there is no tory party in the UK
Jeremiah Powell
HELO
Zachary Ramirez
>rorkes have assembled and ambushed the likes state of those sad cunts lol
Cameron Miller
YASSSSSSSSSSS
Owen Hughes
you've just got a crap palette mate. Underdeveloped taste buds
so you're saying large numbers of roman legionaries were from sub-saharan africa and were part of the army that invaded britain
even though rome had absolutely no colonies in sub-saharan africa
Isaac Powell
Most cider is rough as fuck. I think beer might be an acquired taste, because I wasn't impressed first time, or second time. Love it now though, most beers. Kronenberg can fuck off.
Jacob Watson
you dont get to ask friends
Jonathan Wood
Pan, nice and hot.
Anthony Foster
is he CIA?
Ryan Cooper
put a frying pan on the hob and melt some butter in it and then put the steak in and cook it
Jose Murphy
ah yes m'goodsirs, I too shall have a glass of my piss-brewed IPA(£20 a bottle) while I enjoy the latest episode of rick & morty, you are a gentleman and a scholar!
Edit : thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Anthony Roberts
good post
Jordan Moore
they are right though.
there were no black romans.
Hunter Gutierrez
Attending a pegida rally lads
Jaxson Powell
no they weren't
Easton Williams
good post
Jayden Johnson
no i said africa i'm enough were part of the army that I wouldnt be surprised to see at least one
there's literally one, ONE black person in the trailer mate if there were black celts I would get it
Cameron Davis
How do you know? did you live then?
Colton Bennett
...
Brandon James
olive oil or butter? or a mix?
Brayden Kelly
>a messenger from above speaks to Mohammed >The message causes him to go mad for several days, coming to a high cliff several times to attempt suicide. Goes on to rape and marry a child and spread violence across the Arab peninsula.
>God's messenger speaks to Saul at the crossroads >Convinces him to put down his sword, spread peace and messages of love after he spent years committing violence.
Hmm, could it be that Islam is the word and thus, religion, of the devil?
Samuel Johnson
gif fuck off
Julian Brooks
yes one that gets the only speaking part in the trailer so is obviously a main character
I would place a bet on there being zero sub-saharan africans in roman britain
Dominic Edwards
season with salt and pepper really mop up the seasoning with the steak, that's lovely
Brody Diaz
better?
Austin Powell
why do you have so many fucking gifs mate getting tired of converting them
Joseph Hernandez
just butter maybe some crushed garlic if you like the flavour
and put salt and pepper on the steak beforehand
Brody Cooper
neither of those things actually happened sweaty x
Gavin Cox
congratulations on turning 18, but you will fall in line eventually and realise all "beer tastes bad!!" posts are pointless cries from helpless youths
Jackson Nelson
I was collecting reaction images before webms were invented.
Grayson Martin
if you think i am going to tescos today then you are correct yes i am going to tescos today
Ryan Baker
Don't really like IPA's, too hoppy. Prefer light ales or lagers. Not a big fan of bitters either. As I said, you just have a really limited palette, the likelihood is you're still very young too. Taste buds change over time, It's commonly accepted that adult prefer more sour and bitter foods than children.
That being said, I've always enjoyed a cold pint of lager since my teens. It DOES taste good.
Jonathan Brown
gf just sent me this
Carter Williams
I've liked beer since I was 14 or 15
can believe these ponces who are 18+ not liking beer
Justin Kelly
>congratulations on turning 18, but you will fall in line eventually and realise all "beer tastes bad!!" posts are pointless cries from helpless youths
Mason Hughes
beer tastes icky
Chase Morris
There weren't any you deluded Leftist.
Asher Gomez
woah /brit/ has signed an exclusive deal with webm tho
Adam Taylor
reckon giving birth isn't much unlike doing an 8lb poo
Cooper Cox
Leave steak on the counter for an hour, letting it reach room temperature. Boil a knob of butter in the pan, then add a bulb of garlic and a stick of thyme. Add steak, cook in fragrant butter for 2-3 mins either side and then eat.