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I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of her parents, liberal democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were to be the PM, what is the first thing you would do?’

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ ‘Wow - what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.’

She thought that over for a few seconds ‘cause she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”

And I said, “Welcome to the Conservative Party.” edition

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Why are seafood starters so much better than main courses?

Seafood starters - choose from: scallops, oysters, clams, mussels, dressed crab, smoked salmon, gravadlax, potted shrimp, mackerel pate, crab bisque, sushi, carpaccio, cerviche, seared prawns, fried squid, octopus, etc.

Seafood mains - choose from: white fish #234, white fish #547, white fish #422, etc.

You have to go to specialist fish restaurants like Nathan Outlaw and Scott's to get actual good main courses, but even there the starters are always better

anime

lol

i use arch + i3 on my Thinkpad X220 (srs)

what degree r u doing

>thainonce has finally cracked

I mean we all knew he was a filthy nonce, but it's still kind of a surprise

did a big poo lads

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finance

scampi n chips is good

still in bed

nearly seems fake with how brazen it is
then again why else would someone move to south east asia

Taxation is a mechanism for controlling inflation, not funding ongoing spending commitments.

wait what's going on?

alri mmt lad

it functions as both

>nearly seems fake with how brazen it is
it's just one of those "call the king a bender" retards LARPing as him

good edition

Thainonce posted nudes of a child at the end of last thread

Hello thaiguy

that was the joke he was trying to make

sounds ok to me if it means i get to be neet and don't have to be around other people

jew

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i was agreeing with him

can sense the unearned self satisfaction of a working class tory voter coming from this post and its supporters

this is a false flag attack to disparage thailad

racoons are cute

>disparage thailad
not possible

your work may very well be intellectual, and if it appeases you enough to look forward to getting out of bed in the morning, you are one of very few.

My job is intellectual too, it requires a great deal of maths, as well as diplomacy when dealing with clients, especially from abroad. It is fulfilling to an extent, it occupies my brain. But at the end of the day, i'm just a cog in a machine, there is no independence to what I do, no freedom.

There's so many things I'd rather do with my life if I had the resources, things I think I could reasonably achive as a young man, but that I wont be able to as a 50 year old who is retired and has the resources.

It's rigged desu. The best you can hope for is a life of basic comfort and possibly some luxuries, which of course, you can only enjoy on your downtime

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howling

yes i am jewish

There is no tory party in Ireland

>you will literally never live in 90s japan
images like this give me chills

hello lads i am turtlemong now watch as i post child porn

can we all just admit beer tastes like shit, why do we have to keep up this charade?

Would gladly rather have some cider or a gin and tonic tbqh

just did one of the nastiest poos of my life lads and i'd like to share details but i don't think the janny would approve of it
i'll sum it up by saying it required four flushes, half a roll of tp, and a shower immediately afterwards

tastebudlet

there is no tory party in the UK

HELO

>rorkes have assembled and ambushed the likes
state of those sad cunts lol

YASSSSSSSSSSS

you've just got a crap palette mate. Underdeveloped taste buds

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never had alcohol in my life

Wasn't sure if I had two cans of Carlsberg Export in the fridge, or three.

It's three. It's like finding money.

Why are they clapping?

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is that are Tim doing the soundtrack?

taste is subjective and can change over time

what on earth is the problem
large numbers of roman legionaries were from africa
all of the celts are white

this

wubba dub dub fuck Kurumpf

Agree

what the FUCK is arya's problem? of all the characters in the show she's had it the best

fíne gael

Reckon i am a bit autistic

the bad man got killed by the little girl! yaaaay!

ahh yes, leftypol

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how do i cook steak lads

so you're saying large numbers of roman legionaries were from sub-saharan africa and were part of the army that invaded britain

even though rome had absolutely no colonies in sub-saharan africa

Most cider is rough as fuck. I think beer might be an acquired taste, because I wasn't impressed first time, or second time. Love it now though, most beers. Kronenberg can fuck off.

you dont get to ask friends

Pan, nice and hot.

is he CIA?

put a frying pan on the hob and melt some butter in it and then put the steak in and cook it

ah yes m'goodsirs, I too shall have a glass of my piss-brewed IPA(£20 a bottle) while I enjoy the latest episode of rick & morty, you are a gentleman and a scholar!

Edit : thanks for the gold kind stranger!

good post

they are right though.

there were no black romans.

Attending a pegida rally lads

no they weren't

good post

no
i said africa
i'm enough were part of the army that I wouldnt be surprised to see at least one

there's literally one, ONE black person in the trailer mate
if there were black celts I would get it

How do you know? did you live then?

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olive oil or butter? or a mix?

>a messenger from above speaks to Mohammed
>The message causes him to go mad for several days, coming to a high cliff several times to attempt suicide. Goes on to rape and marry a child and spread violence across the Arab peninsula.

>God's messenger speaks to Saul at the crossroads
>Convinces him to put down his sword, spread peace and messages of love after he spent years committing violence.

Hmm, could it be that Islam is the word and thus, religion, of the devil?

gif fuck off

yes one that gets the only speaking part in the trailer so is obviously a main character

I would place a bet on there being zero sub-saharan africans in roman britain

season with salt and pepper
really mop up the seasoning with the steak, that's lovely

better?

why do you have so many fucking gifs mate getting tired of converting them

just butter maybe some crushed garlic if you like the flavour

and put salt and pepper on the steak beforehand

neither of those things actually happened sweaty x

congratulations on turning 18, but you will fall in line eventually and realise all "beer tastes bad!!" posts are pointless cries from helpless youths

I was collecting reaction images before webms were invented.

if you think i am going to tescos today then you are correct yes i am going to tescos today

Don't really like IPA's, too hoppy. Prefer light ales or lagers. Not a big fan of bitters either. As I said, you just have a really limited palette, the likelihood is you're still very young too. Taste buds change over time, It's commonly accepted that adult prefer more sour and bitter foods than children.

That being said, I've always enjoyed a cold pint of lager since my teens. It DOES taste good.

gf just sent me this

I've liked beer since I was 14 or 15

can believe these ponces who are 18+ not liking beer

>congratulations on turning 18, but you will fall in line eventually and realise all "beer tastes bad!!" posts are pointless cries from helpless youths

beer tastes icky

There weren't any you deluded Leftist.

woah
/brit/ has signed an exclusive deal with webm tho

reckon giving birth isn't much unlike doing an 8lb poo

Leave steak on the counter for an hour, letting it reach room temperature. Boil a knob of butter in the pan, then add a bulb of garlic and a stick of thyme. Add steak, cook in fragrant butter for 2-3 mins either side and then eat.