Wtf i hate america now

wtf i hate america now

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American Indians aren't real Americans.

what if they have an american passport, speak american and own a gun?

that's fucking disgusting

i had someone on my XC team in high school tell us they did that and i never knew if they were serious or not

>not stomping your turds down the shower drain

Uncultured swine

Do non-Americans seriously have a problem with shower pooing? Wow, just wow. I bet you foreigners never even had penis inspection days in the gym during middle school

>speak american

Is this a thing other countries say?

You know we speak English right?

DESIGNATED

Testing proxy.
Is my flag US?

Yes. Your state flag is 51st state though

A butchered version of it.

wtf i hate the uk now

We talk American dumbass
>ask me how I know you're not really from America

such first world attitude

and you even bullied indians into oblivion on this board

Hilarious coming from a Brit.

A better version of it. You can't even pronounce your own letters, dipshit. What's with people having difficulty with R or L sounds?

BEER CAN=BACON

If your way of speaking involves inflections, it's shit.

Willing to bet my father that the guy was a shitskin

I don't see the big deal if your wearing your shower sandals.

I work in a touristic part of town. Britpeasants unironically think "come" and "go" are interchangeable. Even worse, they think "literally" means "actually" or "very."

That's more a criticism of certain accents rather than the language as a whole.

Sage.

Europoor checking in.

>You know we speak English right?
Er... I'm not saying you are a bunch of uneducated bastards but...

m8 i 'ave 'alf a fookin mind to get on vocaroo and slag you off.

Tell me more about this o_o

>doesn't even poo in the standing loo

Good god, what heathens these continentals be.

>1 post by this ID

What about poo in the loo?
America is the new India desu.

Is this the beginning of a new meme?

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Pushing shit through the shower drain is entirely normal. Probably the tourist didnt think to pack a poop-plug, and figured it wouldnt matter.
Honestly though, with all the traveling I do, Ive only ever really had a shower plug up once or twice, and Ive shit in hundreds of European showers.

Its really weird to me that Europeans dont do this. I mean, where do you shit if the toilet is occupied? Where do you piss and shit if you have bathrooms without toilets? How do you have time to drink coffee, eat breakfast, shower and shoot off your morning rounds at the convenience range if you cant shit and drink coffee while showering?
Fuckin' Europlebs man.

Its penis inspection day, what does it sound like? All the kids go to the gym and get their genitals inspected.

I will never ever let American into my shower. Ever.

...why?

>he doesn't shit in the shower after swimming a few laps in his designates shitting pool
Kek, foreigners make me sick

Are we really the only country in the world in which the Brown Waffle Stomp is not frowned upon?

Yet another reason the USA is the greatest country on Earth.

To make sure everything is in order. They pull back the foreskin if you have one, check under the ridge with a finger, sniff it, check your balls for lumps. Pretty normal stuff man, part of normal medical routine. You line up once a week or so (different states have different regulations I guess, cause it differs from place to place), and the gym teacher goes down the line. Takes maybe a half hour to 45 minutes, depending on class size and how many teachers.

Give that man a gun and an Apple pie, shower shitting runs through our veins

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god dammit you had me going for a second i actually googled it

I just woke up my wife laughing.

Shitting in the shower is quite comfy desu

How's her son btw?

From now on, all americans must be refered to as shit heels

>Shitting in the shower is quite comfy desu
>coming from a dutch

why am i not suprised

Welp - this made my day.

Why?

We still do have doctors who do physicals in the nurse's office at school for things like sports.

They do the whole, drop your pants, cup your balls, twist while you turn your head and cough routine and make sure you don't have cancer and shit.

>European showers are so weak that they can't handle shitting

lmaoing @ your countries desu

Hes great, penis inspection day is tomorrow, and hes really excited about it cause it will be his first inspection. Hes been practicing all weekend.

made me laugh reading the results

yes this is normal in American culture. because we eat so much our shits are too big pathetic foreign toilets. its healthy too because you can examine your shits closely as you use your feet to smash them down the drain.

Oh it's very real.
It's just not a day. The teacher does it like a surprise quiz. But only one kid at a time or they say we might cheat.

how do you cheat at a penis inspection day?

you ask another kid for his dick sample dummy

Threatening the inspector with a gun to give you a passing grade

Personally my shit has been liquid form for oh say, the past six years?
Needless to say I never have embarrassing plumber visits pointing out that I need less fiber and cheese.

Nah we just fixed yours up.
It's like how DICE Stockholm shat out a non functional version of BF4, so DICE LA had to make it work

Disgusting ew ew ew

>woman detected
Tits or GTFO

DESIGNATED SHITTING SHOWERS

>threatening someone with a gun is now considered cheating
Wtf pussies
Is this even America anymore

This is not a normal thing to do in American culture. At all. Sorry about the asshole.

Really, how fucking new are you faggots? Penis inspection day didn't tip you off?

You're a fucking white male

B U R G E R S T A I N S

By gun he means your penis

>never heard of shit, shower, and shave
You do it at the same time for maximum effenciency.
No but seriously that's wierd as fuck, i have never done that. Muwt be a southern thing. Probably texan.

OP said it was a guy from kansas later on, don't know if that qualifies as south

>screencapping your own post

there are at least 2 more guys from croatia posting on Sup Forums that i know of

A lot of kids in America don't properly wash their penises at the onset of puberty and develop shaft-cheese.

Penis inspection day isn't in every school district -- it varies based on state -- but its meant to assure proper hygiene for school children.

You wait in a line by the inspector's office. It's a quick in and out thing. You just go in, drop your shorts, and show the inspector your penis. He checks it for shaft-cheese, which only the poor kids have usually -- sometimes tugs on the underside of your scrotum to check for inflamed nodules. They also sometimes check for retraction reflex -- basically if your balls tighten up in cold climate -- apparently if they don't its a sign of prostate issues or something.

When I got my penis inspection, they used a shallow soy sauce dish with just a little bit of cold water and put it under my balls. They retract right away if all is healthy.

All in all, it's an awkward session yeah, but I'm glad I got that stuff checked early. In yuropoor, I'm sure they don't have the funding for that type of stuff.

>being as degenerate as mudslims
Sasuga americlap
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go to bed mix.