I want to kill and be killed

I know there are some soldiers here, so tell me Sup Forums, if I want to be cannon fodder, what's the best army to join? I don't mean that I want to die but that I want to be deployed and fight people with my fellow soldiers, I just don't want the pacifist bullshit that we have nowadays where armies are on peace missions.

Russia or the US Marines

Pretty sure France is still fucking around in Africa too

Also, maybe the UN

0311 marice corps
good luck!

oh wait your a german, then just stand in berlin and say you hate raperefugees

Your local RWDS

lol, just stay right where you are, i'm sure germany will have plenty of peace missions.

If you think you'll die a dignified death like in the movies you're very wrong.
War is fucking ugly. You'll probably die holding your guts and chocking in your own blood, not holding hands with your bro, spitting some dramatic blood while you give him a letter to send to your bull.

That's if you're not captured and tortured.

It's better to find guns, kill some crooked politicians instead of fighting their wars and end up in a confy cell. Since you guys don't seem to convict niggers that'll probably be the whitest place in Deutschland.

Marines. But if you're smarter than a brick they most likely won't put you on ground pound.

But if you're actually serious about it then there's always spec programs.

T. Navy sub diver

I doubt he cares. Let him go and learn himself.

I heard that the US Army/Marines are getting Pussified as well.

Foreign legion seems to be active but I think I will first go to our cuck army.
I don't see how that's going to help, I'll just get put into jail for promoting racism

sad but true
best way to die in 2016 is to be a templar

holy thiccness

THICC

That is exactly What I don't want you illiterate britbong, don't get so cocky just because you had your way once, you're still gonna live to see the United British Caliphate

the enemy is within your own nation hans, you short sighted retard. germany will be consumed by civil war soon enough and you will be able to satiate your bloodlust by ethnically cleansing shitskins from germany.

I don't want to die exactly, I just want to feel like a soldier and not like a beta who has to wait for terrorists to shoot at him until he is allowed to fire back(which is literally what the Bundeswehr is), I know dying isn't fun you idiot.

That is not gonna happen, people are so lazy and liberal.

French amry kill people around the world as a daily routine since 1800 or so. go ahead Helmut, as a European I'm sure you can apply.

>I want to kill and be killed
>I don't want to die exactly
>I want to feel like a soldier
Are you old enough for this board?

Western soldiers don't kill, and are rarely killed

Their main purpose is to bait durkas into a firefight and then to randomly shoot at their general direction to keep them engaged until air support arrives to kill them

It was a catchphrase you stupid moor

special forces. all else is full of fuck fuck gaemz

The Marines are still intense.

The army has good people too but they accept so many people that a lot of not so great people join.

Rather than seeking violence you should aspire to change the world through educating others

Sad but true, I don't see why we shouldn't just wreack havoc upon those shitskins, fucking Liberal media, it's not even a conspiracy it's literally the single most influential reason as to why soldiers aren't soldiers anymore

You're an edgy wanker and you want to play with the grown ups. Don't know how the army is in Germany but I give you two days before you call your mom to pick you up.

I am not a stupid man (at least I wouldn't consider myself to be one) but I just don't want to fight an uphill battle, you understand what I mean

Sure

>fuck fuck gaemz

so much past regret going through me right now

French Foreign Legion
you'll see action and you'll fight on the front lines in Africa and other shitholes.
have fun

I enlisted for our "forces" already but I have a feeling it's not what I am going for really, officership, pay's decent at least, I'm gonna be in there for a long time anyway I just want to know what I could do after that