Nordic bf

How does one go about acquiring a nordic bf?
What a nordic men like?
Have you ever dated one?
What do you like?
Share your experiences.

AHHHHH I WANT TO KILL YOU SO BAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

They are usually at least mildly athletic. Follow them for a run, and they might take you behind a tree.

??

that's lewd.

I once had a danish e-bf
He was exremwly shy and barely dared to send me pics

>>/lgbt/

>>>/cuteboys/

Last time i was there, it was full of trannies.

So, anyone wants to hold hands?

I want to hold hands with a tall dutchman.

Oh >.<
Im only 166cm

Wew. How does it feel to be 20cm below the average?

no way
i thought dutch people were tall as fuck

well, short guys are cute. CUTE!

Kinda cute, but girls are taller than me, so its even too small to b a girl
They are, im not
I am cute tho

>They are, im not
are you an immigrant?
post pics

user ik wil je email :)

Stop lying I am the manlet king of the lower regions!

>yet another stupid homo thread
dear god just stop

Oh, ik bedoeldede andere
Maar deze is ook goed baarn#2929

tell me about yourself

No, im full dutch, well some german blood, but all dutch have that i think

awwwn, that's cute
i'd give you a hug if i could

O_o

THAT PICTURE IS VERY LEWD

there's nothing to tell

did i weird you out? it wasn't my intention

what do you mean there's nothing to tell?
there's always something to tell!
what is your type of girl?

Ik kan je niet vinden oetz
Geen resultaten

what's going on here?

I really fucking hope some drug dealer sinks a bullet through your skull, you obnoxious faggot.
You're hands down one of the worst Brazilians on Sup Forums, right under that Sup Forumstard monkey who is constantly sperging out about muh downfall of western civilisation.

wow rude

rude

if you want a cuteboi you gotta BE a cuteboi

de hoofdletter zou het verschil moeten maken

nope werkt ook niet :(

are icelandic boys cute?

i agree

I'm glad my thread is helping you guys find a partner

Take that,

Hmmmmm ',:^\
Geef jouwe dan

C.#6654

why are you ignoring me?

Sorry, on phone ans browser was acting up
Sow i only did the most important stuf
Thanks for setting up this threadz but we actually met in /nederdraad/

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>tfw nordic
>surrounded by prime nordic boipucci

Pretty sweet desu.

ever got to taste one?

Yes, I've slid my dick inside a few too.

lucky lucky

Worked hard for it desu. :^)

You did? How so?

I work out alot and take care of myself.

Nice. I bet you're cute :3

woopti fucking doo you work out

A bit perhaps.

I do more than just work out, user.

>I do more than just work out, user.
yeah?

>israel
>how does it feel to be _____
???

Norway has best ass and panties.