Did you fuck up, or are you lucky like me?
ITT You Have Sex With The Last Artist You Listened To
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Robert Fripp
I bet Fever Ray is actually quite hot but she'd have to fuck off with that dodgy make-up or else I'd feel like I was fucking the undead
I'm not smashing your backdoors in if you came looking like a skeleton you freak
nah
Fuck my ass kendrick !
What if it's a band?
big orgy with Can
Do I get to choose which one?
I've had sex with David Bowie before
Mark E Smith :(
>Thelonious Monk
I’ll take it
I'd do it just to fuck up her make-up. Just thinking about it makes me nostalgic about one chick I used to bang, kinda miss the old her.
I SUCK ON YA DADDY'S DICK.
Either the frontman or the most prominent member of the band.
Of course.
Lucky bastards.
Julian Casablancas...maybe if he takes a shower first
>Vashti
Lucky i guess
Story time
Four way with the original lineup of Tigers Jaw? I think I won
>Isaac Hayes
yes please
>Damon
Oh, that's nice.
>Either the frontman or the most prominent member of the band.
Nice.
dude wtf Ian was swole
If Taylor Swift was fat I wish it would be her.
Luckily the last artist I listened to was actually Carly Rae Jepsen.
whoever makes these is mentally ill
It's probably their fetish
If I can choose, Alexis.
If not, eh. Threesome sounds good.
>Polvo
Could be worse I guess
Literally gang raped
> chino Moreno
Fuck
ur mom
>Autechre
no homo, but it could be worse
simply ebin dude
>have sex with myself
it's probably not going to be very good desu
That's pretty good
You could do much worse
Jim Morrison
Phil Elverum
Yes.
This
Foursome with the Bill Evans Trio. Hell yes.
hell yes
how are you lucky if you made the thread
it's fashawn
Jack White
>the most prominent member of the band
nice
uhhhhhhhhh
I've never been happier in my life to not be a manlet. If I was under 6 ft sex with this man would probably kill me.
It was a guy who killed himself at 33, I think I'm okay with that assuming it would be in his prime that we had sex, not his decomposed corpse
So she's a 2 timer
This thread does not condone necrophilia.
What would sex with Ian Curtis be like though?
Definitely lucky
not even mad
>Big Daddy Kane
Lmao
I am having a threesome with Dan Haugh and Mike Kunka. Hopefully i can bargain with them and manage to be on the tail.
Listening to this right now.
Not sure born again era Bob would consent.
Yikes
>Paul Simon
Why am I soft in the middle now
I dont think hes really going to be in the good.
I have to fuck Men At Work, not great.
>Danny Brown
would not mind an ass pounding train from these guys
they'll fuck you with a fish
Thom Yorke.
I can't wait for him to leave my cancer-ridden self for some Italian model bimbo.
FUGG
Sade
Gang bang
What if the last artist I listened to is dead
uhh...
>tfw my last played was Bjork - Vespertine
If the last artist you played is dead, then you have sex with him/her in his/her prime
Stereolab lady...niiiiice...
they're all qt, but Vern is daddy as fuck
>Chaka Khan
Oh hell yes
Miles Davis.........
......well..this is going to be awkward......
Guess I'm getting raped.
Is Arca a bottom at least?
Yeah, Arca's definitely a bottom, no doubt about it.
I'm not gay and he's super old now so yeah I fucked up.
Yeah why not
Grimes!
ewwwwww
Gross!
I think I can die happy now.
Good shit user, she's still sexy af. Don't know how she's 59.
can't complain
what happens now
you rub your dick on your screen
so basically just your normal sunday routine
Now I get to bury my face in Diana Ross's pits
Elise Trouw
Luckyyyyyy
>Mr. Oizo
oh boy...
omar is god
>Sufjan Stevens
It would be beautiful and celetial but I would want to get dark with it at some point. Inject some Lovecraft if you know what I mean. We can bring it back to surface/below surface after of course and whatever else he would want to bring to the table I am up for.
Is it the artist in their prime, or as they are now?
So if it's a band do we have to have sex with all of them at once or can we choose one of them
Shaky
>this is what Taytards actually believe
Perhaps it is you who are mentally ill
Katy Perry. Not bad.
Dont ask me why I'm listening to Katy Perry.
plz, it's important
does that mean i have to have a five-some withe the beatles or just sex with paul mccartney?
prime
if the last track was sung by Paul, then just Paul, but I'd rather do all 4 of them desu
nice, prime Astrud Gilberto then
my life is dope and i do dope shit
both are mentally ill
Mineral, so Chris Simpson. Not too bad. Not terribly into beards though unfortunately