ITT You Have Sex With The Last Artist You Listened To

Did you fuck up, or are you lucky like me?

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Robert Fripp

I bet Fever Ray is actually quite hot but she'd have to fuck off with that dodgy make-up or else I'd feel like I was fucking the undead

I'm not smashing your backdoors in if you came looking like a skeleton you freak

nah

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Fuck my ass kendrick !

What if it's a band?

big orgy with Can

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Do I get to choose which one?

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I've had sex with David Bowie before

Mark E Smith :(

>Thelonious Monk
I’ll take it

I'd do it just to fuck up her make-up. Just thinking about it makes me nostalgic about one chick I used to bang, kinda miss the old her.
I SUCK ON YA DADDY'S DICK.
Either the frontman or the most prominent member of the band.
Of course.
Lucky bastards.

Julian Casablancas...maybe if he takes a shower first

>Vashti
Lucky i guess

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Story time

Four way with the original lineup of Tigers Jaw? I think I won

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>Isaac Hayes

yes please

>Damon
Oh, that's nice.

>Either the frontman or the most prominent member of the band.
Nice.

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dude wtf Ian was swole

If Taylor Swift was fat I wish it would be her.
Luckily the last artist I listened to was actually Carly Rae Jepsen.

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whoever makes these is mentally ill

It's probably their fetish

If I can choose, Alexis.

If not, eh. Threesome sounds good.

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>Polvo
Could be worse I guess

Literally gang raped

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> chino Moreno
Fuck

ur mom

>Autechre
no homo, but it could be worse

simply ebin dude

>have sex with myself

it's probably not going to be very good desu

That's pretty good

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Girls rituals ;)

gonna be a sexy horny night

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You could do much worse

Jim Morrison

Phil Elverum

Yes.

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This

Foursome with the Bill Evans Trio. Hell yes.

hell yes

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how are you lucky if you made the thread


it's fashawn

Jack White

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>the most prominent member of the band
nice

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uhhhhhhhhh

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I've never been happier in my life to not be a manlet. If I was under 6 ft sex with this man would probably kill me.

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It was a guy who killed himself at 33, I think I'm okay with that assuming it would be in his prime that we had sex, not his decomposed corpse

So she's a 2 timer

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This thread does not condone necrophilia.
What would sex with Ian Curtis be like though?

Definitely lucky

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not even mad

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>Big Daddy Kane
Lmao

I am having a threesome with Dan Haugh and Mike Kunka. Hopefully i can bargain with them and manage to be on the tail.

Listening to this right now.

Not sure born again era Bob would consent.

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Yikes

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>Paul Simon
Why am I soft in the middle now

I dont think hes really going to be in the good.
I have to fuck Men At Work, not great.

>Danny Brown

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would not mind an ass pounding train from these guys

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they'll fuck you with a fish

Thom Yorke.
I can't wait for him to leave my cancer-ridden self for some Italian model bimbo.

FUGG

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Sade

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Gang bang

What if the last artist I listened to is dead

uhh...

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>tfw my last played was Bjork - Vespertine

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If the last artist you played is dead, then you have sex with him/her in his/her prime

Stereolab lady...niiiiice...

they're all qt, but Vern is daddy as fuck

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>Chaka Khan

Oh hell yes

Miles Davis.........

......well..this is going to be awkward......

Guess I'm getting raped.

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Is Arca a bottom at least?

Yeah, Arca's definitely a bottom, no doubt about it.

I'm not gay and he's super old now so yeah I fucked up.

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Yeah why not

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Grimes!

ewwwwww

Gross!

I think I can die happy now.
Good shit user, she's still sexy af. Don't know how she's 59.

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can't complain

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what happens now

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you rub your dick on your screen
so basically just your normal sunday routine

Now I get to bury my face in Diana Ross's pits

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Elise Trouw
Luckyyyyyy

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>Mr. Oizo
oh boy...

omar is god

>Sufjan Stevens

It would be beautiful and celetial but I would want to get dark with it at some point. Inject some Lovecraft if you know what I mean. We can bring it back to surface/below surface after of course and whatever else he would want to bring to the table I am up for.

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Is it the artist in their prime, or as they are now?

So if it's a band do we have to have sex with all of them at once or can we choose one of them

Shaky

>this is what Taytards actually believe
Perhaps it is you who are mentally ill

Katy Perry. Not bad.

Dont ask me why I'm listening to Katy Perry.

plz, it's important

does that mean i have to have a five-some withe the beatles or just sex with paul mccartney?

prime
if the last track was sung by Paul, then just Paul, but I'd rather do all 4 of them desu

nice, prime Astrud Gilberto then

my life is dope and i do dope shit

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both are mentally ill

Mineral, so Chris Simpson. Not too bad. Not terribly into beards though unfortunately