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Who can say where the wind blows edition

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poor kev

i feel your hands on my body
every time you finger me boy

fucks sake made a funny bollockspost but i didnt realise we had a new

There can be only one

anime

Want to hear this tinder lads joke

Britain could get pulled into this north korea lark and we could all get drafted lads

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umm you know the average liver breaks down alcohol at a rate of about one unit an hour so unless you suppose this gentleman drank 91 units in an hour (which is obviously mad) then you should start rethinking how you approach these questions

>we could all get drafted lads
no we won't

Can someone tell me where Tom's accent is from?
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3% growth already this year but nobody is talkinga bout it

Ytmnd

Botswana

>Nope. Conjecture
>Science > anecdotes
>That's 91 units which isn't far of 2l. And that's the highest, if the highest recorded is close to what they are takin a night they're clearly lying. That's also clearly an anomaly
>Utter over compensating virgin has an aneurysm over being btfo
>I'm posting on mobile and it autocorrected it that way for some reason.
>That's how it's spelt in romantic ways you also, it's spelt like that in the trainspotting book too don't say it's not because I have it beside me and I'll post a pic and btfo you

>>>>using btfo unironically
>>>>mobileposter
>>>>fullstop poster
>>>>capital letter poster

feel the top of the room come off

Sounds like Home Counties

Right. Thanks. I'm in your debt, friend.

really enjoying gondola desu

probably somewhere between london and birmingham

papa franku, is that you?

Sprayed too much Giorgio Beverley Hills on me, now I can't go out until it's dissipated. Fucking reeks. What am I like?

Don't ever, EVER watch a film called "Ikiru." Man this shit is so wrong in so many motherfuking levels yo...

When my wife gave birth to twins the first thing she said was there can be only one

>papa franku, is that you?

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any nigger in?

How will the brainlets ever recover?

It's 5:38pm, long way to go and I'm perfectly coherent after 500ml. 1l is nothing too serious if you drink regularly

>papa franku, is that you?

this

hello

got a chooch brah?

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really want to hear that joke

ohhh, you're being """"funny""""

which grime is this?

it's spelt heroine because it's a literary device comparing the drug to a woman
FUCK OFF BRAIN DAMAGED MONG
if you're a heroin addict then why don't you post your so-called needles

forget it mate he's not a team player

No that user but I'm pretty sure it's Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh

Please "like" my video.
Thanks.

I can taste this fucking Giorgio in my mouth. What was I thinking?

me when someone starts on me
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L-R: the paki wife, the mostly-white daughter

but you were just using heroin in a normal sentence with no reason to spell it this way. you're either retarded or a child

>3% growth already this year but nobody is talkinga bout it
What is growth about you say ?

Post some photos of beautiful wilderness in Bongland.

i'm convinced this is satire now, there is no way anyone is this fucking stupid.

There is no way someone doesn't realise that Trainspotting isn't written in standard English.

There is no way someone doesn't realise the "ironicness" of comparing drugs to women. etc

Really good bait to be honest i'm pretty impressed like you're so fucking stupid that everyone wants to call you out because we all knew a 16 year old who chat the same sorta shit as you

clearly says skagboys at the top you mong

hello

please remember to like, favourite and subscribe

'dislikes the video'

Fuck sake Tinder lad, post your fucking joke REEEEE

economic growth

don't cry for me
i'm already dead

fuck off scrumpf apologist

usualyl half indians come out pretty white with just a bit of a duskiness that makes them look spanish.

my willy

It's literally spelt that way numerous times in the book brainlet.
I don't inject I snort
>everyone who takes heroin must inject it
Oh dear

Are there many pakis in Slovakia?

wheres annaposter reeeeeeeee

>he injects diamorphine recreatonally

who is the best ancillary simpsons character (there is a correct answer to this)

Bloody fool.
I forgot to post the URL.

But in all seriousness this new youtube comment thingy has got me to find a lot of old videos.

Girl on the left I had a HUUUUUUUUUUGE crush on in school.
HUUGGGGGGE.

Rate lads.

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Willy took a sharp 3% decline this year and it's only getting worse

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he's boasting about being a heroin addict while reading trainspotting, of course he's a child. he's like one of those little teenage wankers that smoke one joint and decide to grow dreads and wear tshirts with bob marley and weed leaves printed on them.

the inbetweeners had the greatest soundtrack of any television show in recent memory

prove me wrong

>says he snorts heroin and takes 2x the lethal dose
uh-oh that's not physically possible!!!! whoopsie doodle!!! baby did an oopsie!!!!!!

I didn't spell it that way you mong I already said it got autocorrected. Nw stop trying to be an intellectual you're embarrassing yourself by being illiterate

am at uni lads

thought about having a cup of tea but had hot chocolate instead

Lionel Hutz

funnily enough, this site already thinks the 'fe is a latina

probably not

>So a census taker is walking down the road
>he sees a farm doing something to a tree
>gets closer and sees the guy is lifting up a pig to an apple tree while it eats apples off the branches
>the census taker asks the farm, "wouldn't it save a lot of time to just knock the apples down for the pig?"
>the farmer looks at him and says, "what's time to a hog?"

guaranteed pussy

I hope you're talking about the american inbetweeners

>Nw stop trying to be an intellectual you're embarrassing yourself by being illiterate

Cheers :^)

Barney: My name is barney and i'm an alcoholic

Lisa: Mr Gumble this is a girl scout meeting

Barney : Is it? or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?

Soon we all die. Oil has end. Natural gas has end. Coil too. This is end for civilisation.

What's your courseload like this semester?

doing wine

the dinner

sometimes i wish i had never been born at all

when 9/11 happened i couldn't figure out why people were so upset considering we live hundreds of miles away
took years for me to realize they were crying because they knew we were going to war

Worst. Shitpost. EVER.

genuinely the correct answer
I would also have accepted lenny

I'm fucking pissed

>I hope you're talking about the american inbetweeners

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poor lad

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If I didn't know how to cook eggs I'd wish the same

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please dont drink so much so often x

You are what you eat, you disgusting pile of shit.

Mother Mary won't you whisper
Something but the past is done?

reddit spacers stick out like a sore thumb

que sera sera

I never said that I said other people take double. Illiterate

moe