Di sini adalah tempat untuk berbincang, bergosip ria, shitposting, dan bertukar pandangan mengenai hal-hal yang terjadi di daerah Nusantara. Bahasa Melayu/Indonesia sangat disyorkan, tetapi bahasa Inggris diperbolehkan.
This general is for talking, gossiping, shitposting, exchanging views about everything that happens in Nusantara. Bahasa Melayu/Indonesia is very recommended, but English is allowed.
Diundang/invited: Malaysia Indonesia Brunei Singapore
Orang yang ingin belajar bahasa atau BM/Person who want to learn bahasa or BM
Peringatan buat semua agar tidak mengendahkan sebarang tetamu luar yang tidak berbudi bahasa demi menjaga keharmonian dan kualiti perbincangan di sini.
>boating in Indonesia >she pulls me over >boards my boat >we make out, she blows me and we have sex >later get married and have kids
Lincoln Williams
I just realized that Malaysian national anthem was based on French song La Rosalie.
Sebastian Gray
Not only that, the same song inspired at least two "mainstream songs": the Indonesian love song Terang Bulan, and an English-language song called Mamula Moon.
Daniel Gonzalez
Looks like my Thai cousin
Juan Campbell
*breaths in* -sate?
William Jones
i realized that the brit anthem rips of an american song
nasi goreng isn't OC retard, dont look for sundanese or javanese cuisine if you want originality. also whole celebes cuisines are underrated as fuck
Aiden Long
Lmao, why are you always be pissed off at trivial things, merula?
Xavier Perez
*sends mi goreng*
>also whole celebes cuisines are underrated as fuck this
Caleb Anderson
> also whole celebes cuisines are underrated as fuck Indeed
Brody Williams
Wait wtf this isn't /sea/. Why are there separate threads? Last time I visited /sea/ was like 10 months ago.
Lucas Sanchez
>Invents Satay >Invents Cendol >Invents prawn crackers (Krupuk) >Invents Tempeh >Invents assorted other dishes and spread it throughout southeast Asia >Nothing original
Liam Torres
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Bentley Torres
Dude, /SEA/ was like 3 fucking years ago, it's /asean/ now and we seceded because goddamn racist pinoy.
Robert Garcia
Even in 2015 it's already /asean/, not /sea/
Aaron Garcia
Manao ahoana e, tsy mahay mahazo kely?
Henry Green
why change
Levi Cruz
Someone tell me her place of work so I can get in trouble by her and she has to take me down
Kayden Wright
Holy shit what? I swear I remember /sea/ like it was yesterday. Am I schizopernic?
Shit mayne. I'm feeling so old already.
Joshua Walker
Can i marry her?
Zachary Perry
Normienya negaraku
Angel Nguyen
I don't know, I'm relatively new here, came in 2015
>boating in Malaysia >sees a bule driving >shoots your boat till it catches fire Someone link that story where our guys shot someones boat till it catched fire
> paman sedang ada masalah keluarga dengan istrinya. > cukup parah menuju perceraian. > saya dapat bisikan di kepala untuk menyembelih anak bayi mereka agar mereka bisa akur lagi What do?
Aiden Rogers
Go to KFC and eat fried chicken
Noah Flores
Nama aku Merula. Umurku 22 tahun, masih kuliah di sebuah Universitas Katolik di Sumatera Selatan. Aku tinggal bersama pamanku, Pak Joko dan isterinya, Mbak Harianti.
Satu hari aku terdengar pergaduhan berlaku di antara Pak Joko dan Mbak Harianti. Bayi mereka yang berusia 6 bulan meraung-raung tanpa henti. Keadaan begitu bingit sekali hinggalah kedengaran bunyi mobil keluar dari parkir rumah. Pak Joko sudah pergi.
Aku keluar dari kamarku. Mbak Harianti masih menangis teresak-esak, melutut di tepi sofa. Aku menatap wajah Mbak Harianti lama-lama. Wajahnya tetap manis walau dilinagai air mata. Kulitnya cerah dan ada lesung pipit yang menghiasi wajahnya. Sekali lihat, Mbak Harianti tak kalah dengan pelakon favoritku, Feby Febiola. Entah bagaimana dia bisa terpikat dengan pamanku.
Parker Lopez
It's not about craving for a juicy tender young meat. How if it's all about the holy reason of keeping a love And more importantly, it's also come from a voice in my head. I mean, who the hell wouldn't believe a voice in their head.
Heh, tread aq yg first buat dlu dh jdi trend kt Sup Forums... I was bored back then and was high on meth. Ngemalun semula mungkin sebuah akal yg mereng bikin tread Nusantara. Tapi sebaliknya aq sendiri x sangka that you guys continue and practice of such thing.
Amat berbesar hati untuk mengeratkan dan mempelajari budaya dan pertuturan kalian semua.
Brandon King
Putangina. Hangang 6 am lng shift ko
Matthew Rodriguez
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Luke Sanders
What are some slurs to insult indons and malays
Aaron Phillips
jungle niggers
Jaxson Flores
Pemalas
Jordan Ramirez
Are you "Malayqt"?
Nathan Robinson
Another bisayan subhuman tirade
Henry Martinez
Gk, masbrow, mungkin selama-lamanya kw gk akn pacaran
Grayson Turner
Malay anons, what is KL like? Any particular neighborhood for expat?
Brandon Roberts
British dog
Austin Watson
>pergi balik makan maggi Puh-ghee buh-lake muh-khan maggi
Selamat hari raya idul adha guys, semoga sate kalian gak keasinan
Anthony Young
did you learn malay history in school? gib me a brief summary
Levi Richardson
Malay history is boring, it's just us getting cucked by white people over and over.
James King
>aq
Kys nigger
Austin Howard
what about pre 1500
Logan Young
>Raining heavily >Delayed steak till tomorrow REEEEEEE >Trade iron, repair ship, port services and farming >Some kingdom pops up, some like the Kedah monarchy was originally a Persian prince shipwrecked here then go 'hey guys lets build a kingdom' with the locals >Hindu buddha phase >Some Indonesian guy arrives at Malacca, hey guys lets build a kingdom again. >Islamic phase+Ming Dynasty world police >Conflict with Portugal and Malacca lost >Deus Vult/Allah Akbar tag team with Dutch to REMOVE CATHOLIC >Bong come, swap with Dutch then Bong playing kingmaker to install advisor called Resident starting protectorate era. Also Chong Chong did nothing wrong >Fast forward a century then 'ASIA FOR ASIANS', Brittania rule the sea bottom >Post WW2 commie emergency phase, its not a 'War' its 'Emergency' okay so Bong owned plantation still have insurance coverage >Independence in 1957.
Landon Myers
How do you feel about making SG to leave your union?
Cooper Watson
They wanted to leave, its their choice and the law allows leaving the federation so I don't really care much for them as they are far away from me. Several things I dislike is them trying to sneak in their cronies who try to cheat the govt into granting land for development. They submit a well made 'housing area' which is actually old folks home for their ageing citizens as well as tax havens for the corrupt.
Levi Cox
Our first PM never wanted SG in the first place. British wanted Malaya + SG to be a country but he declined because the Chinese would outnumber Malays in this new country. He only agreed to SG joining Malaya and forming Malaysia if Sabah & Sarawak did so too (more natives to balance out the Chinese).
Andrew Cooper
post daging lembu
Liam Reyes
Meat delayed due to rain.
Kayu oh kayu, Kenapa engkau basah?
Macam-mana aku tak basah, Hujan timpa aku, Hujan timpa aku.
