Group of misfits walk into party/club

>Group of misfits walk into party/club
>Music suddenly stops and everyone turns to look at them

>A singular loser creates a cliché thread with a reddit frog reaction image
>276 posts and 150 images

>this happens but nobody ever unfreezes
>the entire movie is 90 minutes of everyone but the protagonist being able move, except their eyes
>there's a 20 year time skip
>everyone is a skeleton

*record scratch*

...

too many bogdabots in this frog's bloodstream

>they admire their trenchcoats

really made me think

>character falls off tall building
>other character jumps to save them and holds onto them with one hand while using the other to grab the ledge

>protagonists have argument
>something horrible happens and they are required to work together in order to survive
>they make it out alive and the argument is magicaly solved as well

>Wait, I can explain!
>No one gives them a chance to offer a perfectly reasonable explanation

if you exercised a little more, you would be able to save your friends/family too in situations like that

>other frogthreads get 200 replies and 100 images omitted
>my frogthreads get 2 replies max

Feels good being better than you

>character is in class in high school
>imagines time suddenly stops except for him and he spends a lifetime raping every frozen girl in the class and all his friend's moms, along with going to the supermarket and eating all the snacks and yummy foods he wants

>character's crush is about to kiss him
>suddenly she starts repeating his name
>character wakes up in high school class room only to find out he was dreaming and his teacher was the one repeating his name
>everyone laughs

>character is in class in high school
>imagines that there is a situation where his autistic knowledge of one really specific subject is useful and all his other kids marvel at how much he knows

>character's crush says his name in a deep male voice suddenly
>it's the character's friend waking him up

>character is about to kill a girl
>hero appears from nowhere and saves her

>old lady hung herself in an elevator full of people
>she was actually the devil

Come the fuck on.

>horror movie
>character who got stabbed comes back to save MC from the killer at the last second

I think the devil was just speaking through her, she wasn't actually the devil. shite flick regardless

>Main character is held at gunpoint
>"Yes, but my evil plan was [Insert plan here]"
>"Time for you to die, hero!"
>Takes a minute to catch his breath
>"Offt, being a bad guy is hard work"
>Reads a book and continues pointing the gun
>"You like Videogames?"
>Pulls out a 3DS
>"Hey, the weather's cooling down..."

JUST

SHOOT

HIM

>Pic unrelated, been putting this poster up on notice boards at a hospital

I thought I was the only one. I still do it at age 27.

Captain America, when the secretary throws herself on him and agent carter walks in before he can shove her away.

Captain America again. Red face man held a gun to a fallen captain for like five minutes.

Man fuck captain America.