ITT: Liars
ITT: Liars
Carter Cooper
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John Smith
liar
Luis Brooks
I'll start with OP.
Ayden Foster
literally every single human being in history
Julian Fisher
Diaz did nothing wrong.
Joseph Bailey
not me
Jaxon Russell
What is the story here?
Adam James
>Coco
>liar
Explain
Luke Murphy
His stories seem a bit fake but I don't give a shit, it's comedy.
Camden Cooper
Trumps election must have hit Patton Oswalt pretty hard, he's looking pretty haggard there.
Henry Jenkins
...
Logan Gonzalez
Why is he so fucking fat tbqh?
Chase Ross
beer
Caleb Morales
Man that guy is way fatter than Tom Segura.
Elijah Collins
youtube.com
Levi Sullivan
Breendun Schauwwbs should get outta fighting.
Alexander Campbell
it's the coke boogers talking for him
Liam Edwards
>let me tell ya joe rogan, i used to know the real tony soprano. we used to rob this motherfucker every other week
Isaac Hernandez
it's comedy bitch
Leo Anderson
Still fat. Will always be fat. Will die from liver failure.
Camden Wood
...
Bentley Allen
So, every fucking comedian ever? His purpose is to make people laugh, comedians lie in there standup, this is nothing different. Eat a cock tbqh!
Hunter Martin
>let me tell you something, joe rogan, i'm a horrible human being that should be in prison but somehow people think my ridiculous criminal stories that i didn't a day in prison for are funny
Connor Anderson
He did do jail time though.
Zachary Powell
Diaz is mostly truthful. He fabricates and exaggerates for comedic purposes, though he is guilty of some degree of lying.
Bert Kreischer on the other hand... THAT motherfucker is a hardcore liar. He doesn't even do a good job of masking it. Contradictions over the years, tells, body language. How he got this far is beyond me. He's not funny, has to be the whipping boy on tv to keep a show, has to humiliate and degrade himself for attention rather than rely on being funny with words.
Sebastian Nelson
He lies off stage though. He lies on podcasts. Most of his stories are bullshit and some of them aren't even supposed to be funny. He's just a pathological liar like that.
lol @ the fucking rubes ITT
Chase Ross
>Bert Kreischer
I only know him from Doug Loves Movies, and every time he's on it sounds like a cry for help
Ayden Stewart
b-but that right there was a lie??
Logan Myers
Says who?
Nicholas James
I have heard he doesn't do shows with his shirt off any more.
I'm going to see him this Saturday, what am I in for?
Samuel Cooper
yeah, for one crime, not for all the other horrible shit he's done that he profits off of now
Aiden Perry
Who cares? Drug use is a non crime and theft from other scumbags happens daily.
Cameron Harris
...
Evan Moore
some examples maybe?
Aaron Adams
What did joey Diaz ever lie about?
Jonathan Young
Dishonest songwriter
Austin Roberts
is he melting?
Evan Turner
He looks like Patton Oswalt had a baby with my ballsack.
Xavier Taylor
>one crime
yeah, kidnapping. arguably the worst crime he's committed
Jordan Wilson
Joey isn't a liar, he's a bullshitter. That means there's a bit of truth to his stories. He might embellish, but that's just his nature as a storyteller and entertainer.
Samuel Ramirez
A bit? He claimed he turned into a bat, flew into a teenaged girls bedroom window, and ate her pussy out.
Wyatt Morris
nobody aside from rogan actually thinks diaz is funny
Xavier Ramirez
who is this???
Adrian Russell
Annie Clark/St Vincent
Jace Ortiz
t. mark
If you don't know a liar when you see one you're fucking retarded
Henry Gomez
he makes a living off telling stories and jokes. again, that doesn't make him a liar, it just makes people stupid for believing every thing he says.