Addiction IS a disease

Addiction IS a disease

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Seediest looking doctor in the world

I WAS AN ADDICT FOR TEN YEARS
NOW I'M NOT!

DONT FORGET!....call now

THATS COOL user I LIVE IN DC TOO

We Care! (tm)

I WISH MY FAMILY HAD INSURANCE

RVA here, the little Jew is on the screen more times than I care to admit

alabama here I get it to

most doctors didn't get there by being handsome

>(((We'll)))

Can we get a side profile from the (((doctor)))?

>305
>DC
lol wut

Don't you owe it to your family and friends to get help?

Sometimes I feel like calling this fella to get over my chan addiction.

You mean like diabeetus?

The number is different on my tv.

Huh. I thought this is a local commercial.

I get it here in Wisconsin

He looks too much like Tim Heidecker

Im in alabama too, wanna fuck or something?

Can he help with my knee pain?
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i get it here in Massachusetts

Kek, I haven't seen the black granny ones

Fucking kek, I get the white washed version of that commercial.

"I'm addicted to phone conversations. Please don't hang up on me"

Ya'll need it in Massachusetts, good god what the fuck happened to your state? Especially the Cape

It's an elaborate scam to milk federal Medicare billing while keeping the patients hostage.

No matter what you do, their psychiatrists will assess you to be a danger to yourself and lock you up in psych ward, which can be billed at very high rate to the federal government.

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>inb4 buzzfeed

>nice try kiddo *unsheathes knee brace*

Arkansas here

WE GEET IT DOWN HEER IN JYORJA TOO

>addicts shouldn't be locked up.

that poor fucking yokel

CAUSE IM YOURRRRRRRRRRR LAAAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Not on my fucking dime they shouldn't

And the only cure is more drugs!

>it's a Peter Popoff tries to convince stupid niggers that god will send them money if they use his miracle spring water episode

FUCK ME

I REMEMBER THIS

I'm literally watching this commercial right now in Louisiana.

Texas reporting in

Plays all the fucking time on AMC

>I was an addict for ten years. Now I'm naaaawght.

Somehow I just don't believe him.

I ONLY GET THE WHITE GRANNY WHO SAYS KIDDO

MAYBE THEY GET THE BLACK GRANNY DOWN SOUTH

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A HOE, ERIC

I see this ad twice every day. Washington State here

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this doesn't get the credit it deserves

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This ones weird

>tfw no more vern fonk kino

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GOAT COMMERCIAL COMING THROUGH
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>12 years old

We get this ad in Pennsylvania. Apparently it's nationwide but just looks like some cheap local shit.

Epic nostalgia.

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do you have the one he does with the wet hair?

What was the name of that massive douchbag who used to have infomercials where he shamelessly and blatantly lied about medical stuff?

The My pillow guy?

I smoked crack-cocaine...

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cures they don't want you to know about

At Northern Virginia Community College

You can get the power, you can get the knowledge

Michigan reporting in I see this dude in my dreams now

>People are still dying because of addiction! So what the fuck are you waiting for? Give us your shekels now you stupid junkie goy!

Especially with a name like Pax Prentiss...

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Being a big guy has its advantages...and it's disadvantages.

The way he says it is so accusatory.

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the girl in the commercial looks alot like Emylia Argent, i couldve fucking sworn it was her

this is why trump is president. Kind medical doctor offers to help you with your addiction but nooo his super jew face and laughable actors make you think it's a scam. It's for your own good he just wants to make you healthy.

KEK WHAT

IS THIS I WASH MYSELF WITH A RAG ON A STICK

GLAD I STOPPED WATCHING TV

Ah, Kevin Trudeau, thanks. I still can't believe the kind of early 19th-Century ad shit that guy used to spout in this century.

Huh

Best Burger King ad:

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Los Angeles, CA reporting in.

Didn't realize it was so widespread.

Does Bane use a comfort wipe? He's a big guy.

dude same let's make it a threesome

i cant believe i share a board with people that actually watch cable tv and commercials. holy shit Sup Forums is for plebs

I only watch these commercials on youtube. I don't even watch tv.

Skip to the first funny part, though:
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Honolulu here. FOX plays this shit every other commercial break

I just saw this cunt here in Michigan, way to make yourself look like a jackass though.

>went to the actual youtube link to see if there were any spicy comments about that segment
>people unironically believe this guy

Any good docs or reports on how the Cape/Mass is an opiate filled mess?

>doctor looks like johnny gat
>trustworthy

ANOTHER SCORCHER
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ITS NATIONAL BUT THE LOW BUDGET MAKES IT LOOK LOCAL

ITS A REFERRAL SCAM, LIKE MOST LAWYER COMMERCIALS, THEY TAKE THEIR CUT AND HAND YOU OFF TO AN AFFILIATE IN YOUR AREA

THIS IS HOW WIVES GET BEATEN

>YOU'LL CALL NOW
BITCH! I'LL CALL WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT

SF Bay Area fag here been seeing this bullshit on Comedy Central close to 10 years now

Rehab is a good place to meet other people who know how to fucking party.

had the biggest crush on her when i was in middle school

CALL [phone number], REMEMBER...CALL NOW
REEEEEEEEEEE

Man this guy is sooo cooool

Did you start clapping too, anons?
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St. Louis, Missouri standing by

only $56 a month for 26 months