How do I move to Iceland?

How do I move to Iceland?

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be a whale

Buy a plane ticket

Are you stupid?
You're nordic.
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Does that mean I just have to show my Romanian passport?

that's a spirit journey, you should swim there like a whale swims

This is actually a bit of an issue for me right now. I have dual US-Icelandic citizenship and my dad keeps telling me I should move with him and the rest of our family there. I've visited many times but don't know the language and am not sure I can get a job. My issue is that I'm a filthy half-nigger and I would much rather not taint the country with my presence.

Which parent is black

Mom. My dad is Icelandic.
My mom is also fucking crazy, which isn't encouraging.

Niggurr Jonsson

What do you look like? If you are white-looking you shouldn't have a problem.

>not Jaquante Trayvondo Sigurdsdottirssonsson

Dont, its depressing and cold.

I'm most commonly mistaken for a hispanic. It's really annoying.

bro I'm half Norwegian and half-Anglo-American and I'm not white enough to look Icelandic let alone some mulatto

>non-nordic nations always come into these thread and shit up

Excellent work guys.

Dud stay in usa, its not even a competicion

>tfw just asking about shitting up a nord country shits up the nords' thread
T-thanks.

t. butthurt somali

living there a few years wouldn't cause anyone harm.

i assume getting work outside of a hostel/themed bar would be difficult without Icelandic. what's your trade/degree?

>its depressing and cold.
can't be worse than binland in that regard

How does that look depressing?

below -30c, frozen and barren wasteland. you could go for miles and miles without seeing any signs of life and then you would freeze to death. obviously it's not that bad in south, but that pic is from lapland. also only few hours of sunlight

But they hunt whales and downies

you say it like it's a bad thing
the ones we kill aren't endangered

Didn't you already made downies extinct in your island?

nah I saw one in the wild a couple days ago

Did you shot him?

Have AIDS

Now imagine this with no trees and biting cold wind that never stops

Lmao

I would only want to live in Central Iceland, the coasts are too warm.

stop this
>wanting to live in unhabitable land
have fun dying

nothing new to me desu