/brit/

clementine creevy edition

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thetimes.co.uk/article/huge-scale-of-terror-threat-revealed-uk-home-to-23-000-jihadists-3zvn58mhq
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:)

>thailad sees a young, nubile girl

get a subscription to the 'conomist

y/n

already have a subscription to the FT via work.

Florida Panthers!

FUCK OFF PEURTO RICAN FUCKWIT

fuck OFF yanks

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=VgVW3MPURxg

>get a subscription to the 'conomist
>y/n
>already have a subscription to the FT via work.

wow i want to destroy his fucking skull

very hostile thread so far

i liked this retort

Reminds me of my uncle who got injured in the war

y
i think it's a quality publication

the sight of an american does this to brits and aussies

Just put my shower sneakers in the fridge microwave.

twot

for what purpose?

LONDON

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Who /ProcessedCheeseOnApplePie/ here?

call the king a bender you fucking twat bent ponce prole pussy nonce

>Good thread with Americans and Brits living in harmony. Aussie comes in, doesn't feel too good, acts hostile, and boom: thread ruined. Many such cases.

So that shoes will be fresh and crisp when I put them on in the shower.

Sometimes I really can't tell if Aussies are our friends or our enemies.
Maybe a little bit of both. Like the Cubans.

>The Home Office has apologised for telling a man who has lived in Britain his entire life that he must leave the country or face the prospect of jail.
>Shane Ridge, 21, of Colne in Lancashire, received a letter informing him he had "no lawful basis to be in the UK" according to the government department's records.
>Mr Ridge was left mystified because all of his relatives are British citizens.
bbc.com/news/uk-england-lancashire-41101051
In other news,
>Intelligence officers have identified 23,000 jihadist extremists living in Britain as potential terrorist attackers
thetimes.co.uk/article/huge-scale-of-terror-threat-revealed-uk-home-to-23-000-jihadists-3zvn58mhq

This is making an awful lot of sense to me I must say. You yanks are alright..

My brother went and translated a bunch of classical western literature into Thai and distributed it to some tribal Sou people this summer.

Mistress T is perfection, would love her to bust my bollocks

is it a home office blunder or his own blunder?

surely they were just applying the rules and he was dumb enough to not realise he was not a british citizen.

got a lot of acne on my back how do you get rid of it

What a lad, big respect. How's Utah this time of year?

genuinely think she's ugly

she has that roleplay value though I guess

is there anything more ridiculous than absolutist free speech proponents? what a bunch of spackers

Big cats are just like house cats, but bigger... woah...

I think she's really good looking desu

Agreed. Even for roleplay there are better looking girls.

He was born in the UK

Lose your virginity.

Why do ugly people exist when make-up exists?

Care to provide an actual argument?

neck just clicked, feel all fuzzy now

anyone else literally scared of posting in /brit/

sometimes i make posts and then decide not to post them in case there is some sort of potential legal problem with them.

for example libellous posts, posts that could be construed as hate speech or bullying or violent. posts where i imitate things.

proper scared that the govenrment is actually surveilling /brit/

haha, best of luck with that.

don't be a rorkish mong then

the mummies

I just like posting maids

it goes
anglos vs the world
the commonwealth vs america
anz vs britain
australia vs new zealand
west of the barassi line vs east of the barassi line

You've probably had bad posture sitting at the comp and moved your neck too fast. You'll be fine.

that doesn't confer british nationality automatically.

there are certain conditions that have to be met weirdly enough.

Haven't played my nintendo switch in over a month, what a waste of £300 that was

Yeah. The freeze peach wankers.

not about being a rorke.
more about not wanting to get arrested for banter.

overtaken by xev bellringer

That's right Brits, post in my fucking thread,

Imagine living in a country where you can get arrested for saying mean things on the internet, what a totalitarian idea haha

Oh wait

Or you could live in America and say absolutely anything you want to short of threats or call-to-action incitement without fear of prosecution.

>he actually has to worry about this

Real manhood begins at 6ft

Would Sup Forums even give your IP to UK law enforcement?

3tsp=1tbsp
2floz=1tbsp
16tbsp=1cup
2cups=1pt
2pts=1qrt
1qrt=1.05L
4qrts=1gal
12in=1ft
3ft=1yd
acre=3960ft^2=1chainx1furlong
chain=66ft
furlong=660
12oz=1lb
5760grains=1lb
ton/st=2klb
cwt=100lb/112lb
dram=60grains

CHELSEA WOLFE THREAD THEME youtube.com/watch?v=2sb5TszDqYE

don't care what I post. they can't get me

Depends on age. Until 01/01/1983 we had a jus soli (right of soil) right of citizenship. Being born in the UK automatically made you a citizen. It goes back to the old being born under the king's protection right of all empire subjects. We switched over to a jus sanguinis (right of blood) system.

awful

actionfraud.police.uk/

hey brits, i'll literally have you fucking arrested if i feel like it

>who would win: some of the greatest apex predators on earth specially adapted for their environment over the course of thousands of years or yankee snowbirds that want more condos built on some swampland?

if they requested it, i'm sure they would. hiro seems very shady and compliant.
ironically the ones who get caught out for shitposting are usually americans.

like kids making bomb-threats jokes or glorifying mass shooters, are the bread and butter of people getting in trouble on Sup Forums, but to my knoweldge those cases are usually in the US.

to my knowledge besides sheik, no briton has ever gotten in trouble for shiptosting.

umm homo sapien sapiens are the greatest apex predator

Ummmm sweaty there's 16 oz in a lb x

Genuinely think she's the most beautiful woman alive.

Ffs I don't know how I got normal ounces and troy ounces switched up

his mum was an aussie or something
his dad is a brit
but they were unmarried. so even though he was born in the uk after 1983 he wasn't a british citizen.

but it turned out the mother had british citizenship all the while, so he should have been conferred it (But i guess he'd administratively avoided up to that point)

basically a stupid story that they will run to the media with

she's cute but only when skinny

lmao /brit/ is fucking pathetic

'gin

Want

>"omae wa mou shindeiru"

true of all women

Nah

hate him

not true

>his mum was an aussie or something
>his dad is a brit
stupid poms stop stealing our women

Bearing is Australia's greatest comedian

First time I used 2Factor Auth I thought it was cool, now it's an absolute pain in the arse.

round pupils instead of vertical, another genus

she wasn't really an aussie. she was the child of poms who were in australia for like a year.
she was british otherwise.

>Tfw its as difficult for an australian to migrate to the UK as it is for a Taiwanese
so much for kindredness, better luck next time chump.

...

>Bearing

who

fucking awful, unfunny cunt.

typical aussie really

all i've seen from him goes something like this
>dude americans are fucking dumb lmao
>*hysterical american laughter*

...

call the king a bender you bent nonce twat

...

really want to kick her teeth in literally

first time i called the thai king a bender I thought it was a valid way to prove i'm not a scared little child

nothing has changed

looks like one of those wall lions where you stick your hand in and it's good luck if it bites you

the queen is a lezzer

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Imagine waking up to this face staring at you.

I enjoy joy division and post punk in general