I've been messing with dunkin donuts since they never make my coffee right by giving them money in coins and watching...

I've been messing with dunkin donuts since they never make my coffee right by giving them money in coins and watching them try to count it.

Now, they don't have to count the change they give back since the register spits it out but they do have to count the change you give them.

Day 1
>give dunkin donuts guy $4 in quarters
>he looks at it and asks me how much it is
>tell him it's $4 in quarters
>doesn't count it and inputs $4 into the register
>register spits out 8cents

Day 2
>give dunkin donuts lady 3 $1 bills with 76cents in nickels, dimes, and a penny
>lady looks at it and counts it slowly
>does not say anything and gives me back change

Day 3
>old dunkin donuts lady counts my change perfectly

Day 4
>give young black dunkin donuts guy $3.81 in 2 $1 bills, quarters, dimes, and a penny.
>guy looks at it and pretends to count it
>i tell him it's $3.91
>he nods and inputs $3.91 and it gives me my change
>haha it was 10cents short

These are the people asking for $15/hr...

t. Unemployed

>That moment you hand them a ten dollar bill and 87 cents for a total that's $9.87 and they can't figure out why

Keep me posted user

This shit is gold

This photo cant happen soon enough!

The USA school systems are producing adults who are straight up retarded in >50% of the cases.

15/hr LOOOOLLL these fucking retards should not even be working there, it should be automated. to hell with these millennial cucks. let them all rot in a dumpster and then maybe they will start to stfu and learn to act human.

>they never make my coffee right
>shop there anyway

wth, why are you such a slave to the marketing jew?

I do that all the time but since I'm honest I tell the the proper change. It reveals a flaw in the make everybody dumb so we can control them system though. At some point people will be to stupid to live in an advanced integrated society and it will collapse. When THE COLLAPSE starts it will be an accelerating event because there won't be anyone to repair things or come up with creative ideas to adapt.

Thanks common core.

Because I'm too lazy to make an ice coffee at home and starbucks brewed coffee is shit. There is a dunkin donuts on every other street in New England.

Working at fast food and since I was 16 at the time I didnt realize why anyone would over pay in change. I gave the guy his change back then just gave him change for his 10.

>since they never make my coffee right
Make your own coffee. Or get your mom to do it.

Why would you eat that filth anyways? Let alone waste your money on it.

This might have been one of the most uneventful greentexts I have ever read.

Fucking this.

>be atta Smoothie King
>total is $4.62
>gib cashier a $10 bill and 62 cents in change
>she looks at me as if I asked her to do fucking calculus
>have to explain to her why I should get back $6 in change
>mfw

Dear god this board moves too fast

Hey OP let this put things into perspective for you.

I know how to fucking count. I can add. I can divide, multiply, and etc. in fact, I have a 130 IQ.

Great, now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's talk about the two grievances I've seen in this thread.

> 1) I give someone 10.55 on a 9.55 bill and they look at me perplexed.
You are right to be judgements, in this situation because the person is fucking retarded.

> 2) I give the cashier 8.55 and tell them "Here's your 8.55!" But the jokes on them because it was 8.30 and they didn't even count it hahaha so dumb so stupid.

First of all, my recommendation to you would be to fucking kill yourself, you idiot. Let me tell you this. Do you really think checking out your order is at the pinnacle of my life's aspirations? It isn't. I'm daydreaming about ramming a whore from tinder when I get off work, or playing overwatch. If you hand me some money and say "here's your 8.55!" I am going to briefly look at it before putting it in the register and sending you on your way.

There are plenty of brain dead autists at cash registers all around the planet, but did you ever stop to think that a good portion of the people you label as retarded just don't give a flying fuck about your 10 cents scam?

I think he's economically autistic.

A copypasta is born

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OP was seeing if they could count, they can't. Employee shouldn't be in a service industry job handling money.

Oh and...

>130 IQ

No it isn't.

Based.

>can't be bothered to do his job properly, such as making sure he is receiving the correct amount of money
>blames others

give them $2 bills mixed with dollar and half dollar coins, they don't even know where to put the money in their drawer.

Kek. I remember a kid from my high school team did this when I was driving.

>AP testing is over
>friend wants me to take him to Dunkin Donuts
>drive him there
>he pulls out a huge ziplock bag of pennies
>"FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
>he orders 7-10 dollars worth of food
>I hand the woman the ziplock bag of pennies
>Her: How much is it?
>Me: Thats your job
>My friend and I are in tears laughing
>She says "I don't find this funny"
>We laugh even harder

One of my favorite memories of high school

> Being this concerned with whether or not the cashier has counted every last penny.

What job do you have bro? NEET?

Everyone cuts corners in a minor fashion in every single field.

>haha it was 10cents short
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>op

I once paid for food with Kennedy half dollars and the dumbfuck at the register "didn't know it is real money". The dindu was about my age too.

What? That's just being a dick

She was mexican its ok

Do you have Autism?

They can't count change because they've never actually had to do it before. This isn't an age where tons of people come in using change anymore.

>can't work a till
>too busy thinking of intellectual topics (tinder, the latest video game)
>thinks he has a genius level brain

your average white american, everybody

It actually wastes more money to sit and count 200 pennies to make sure it's not 190 pennies than it does to just take the guys word and move on.

Did you enjoy piss in your coffee and on your donuts?

Good on you user, fuck Dunkin Donuts employees. I went there the other day and ordered a bacon/egg/cheese bagel, and the Indian dude working there asked me if I wanted butter on it. I couldn't understand what he was saying cuz he was far away and the place was loud as hell, so I said "excuse me?" He took offense to that for some reason and responded back saying "excuse me?" to me. I was kinda taken aback by it, and I said "what" to which he responded in a "what" mocking me. Then he started making fun of me for not being able to hear, asking me if theres something wrong with my ears. I figured he was just taking the piss but he went pretty far with it, telling me that I look liked I just crawled out of some alley. I thought he was bantering so I threw some back at him and told him hes a middle aged sand snake working at Dunkin Donuts so he doesn't really have room to insult me. He got super pissed off and started telling me to leave, then his manager came in and sent him off and gave me my sandwich. The dude got fired but still thats some severe disrespect to the customer, I'm never going back to Dunkin Donuts.

I'm more outraged that you are paying 4 bucks for some fucking coffee. What the fuck man?

The food was at the window waiting for me to pay.

>everyone slacks off and doesn't do their job

literal untermensch subhuman

Pic related, it's your post.

I would use Susie Bs mixed with gold dollar coins it'd really mess with them and they would have to call a manager, I also like to throw in a few Canadian quarters and a button or a bottle cap from time to time.

I just wish I could see the managers face when he counts down the drawers later that night.

>In Centra looking at marked down baked goods at 6:30
>Cashier yells at me to pick something and get out
>Pay for 2.71 euro worth of apple turnovers and a croissant in 1 and 2 cent coins.
What goes around comes around.

This story is way better than OP dropping spaghetti on the floor.

I HEREBY NOMINATE THIS THE NEW OP

Fresh pasta?

>his reading comprehension is so shit that all posts must have no more than 2 sentences per double space

>The look you get

>Be me working fast food
>Skinny white girl who is clearly a drug addict gets out of a car driven by some ghetto looking nigger
>Bitch wants a hotdog
>That will be a dollar 50
>She hands me a shit ton of change and grabs her hot dog and leaves
>She gave me about 65 cents in pennies

I fucking hate junkies. My boss has a niece who is a junkie and she stole 40 bucks from the regester while I was working. Lucky for me I happened to count the draw right before she showed up, had three 20s before she came and one after. My boss told me to never let her in ever again.

I get motherfuckers asking for free food, assholes trying to bargain. People telling me they only have a 100 dollar bill when I can clearly see other bills in their wallet. Had one fucking guy pull up in a truck full of Mexicans, the Mexicans ordered 25 dollars worth of food, they told me the white dude was going to pay. I said ok, the white dude comes over, orders food, I tell him the spics said ypu were going to pay for their food and he got so pissed off. Ended up telling me how that's the last straw, he payed for their breakfast, they want to go to his house for dinner etc... and now he's going to fire them

Lol this is actually hilarious. Glad I never had to be a cashier, I mean I know basic math. But, fuck man I'm not good under pressure. So I would more than likely go full sperg and give you the wrong change hoping that I would give you the correct change.

It stems from my childhood insecurity of being relatively bad at math at a young age, but called upon by the teacher a lot to write out a math problem in front of the whole class. It was fucking humiliating, better at math now. But I still freak the fuck out whenever I'm being put out on display like that.

>gold dollar coins
I've done this too for maximum keks.

You should have put 'dindu donuts guy'

Sounds like you're just more prone to nervous breakdowns due to your past. I'm the same way and it really does fuck with you.

oh jeez calm down health nazi sometimes junk food is good your not gonna live forever, i want to enjoy some things before im dead

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>These are the people asking for $15/hr...
People who are payed shit are disinterested in providing a job well done? What a fucking surprise.

It really, really does. I hope one day soon I'll be able to get over it.

>thinking you should get paid a high wage without demonstrating capability

Nice try fuckwit. Work hard and demonstrate competence then get a raise or promotion. That's how it's worked forever and suddenly people want to get all the pay without any of the work.

Sounds like you're both broken faggots T B H

>getting this agitated by a shitpost

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It will wane as you get older and start to give fewer and fewer fucks.

>buy large coffee
>ask for cream and sugar on side cuz always way too much
>add 1 fucking creamer to a large coffee and it turns to hot milk water because it's colored fucking hot water

I stopped going there all together like a normal consumer. Their coffee is absolute watered down dogshit. I make my own and add half and half and it never turns milky.

I will say that after 8 of numbers running through your head and being tired as fuck, some of these could be valid mistakes.

If you're just getting on shift there's no excuse though.

Being a cashier is a two way street. I've checked out a middle age dude that bought a cheap ass DVD player and he wanted the protection plan when I asked him(part of the job).
I started explaining that to activate it you have to go online and just read the instructions. He cut me off, started looking really angry, and no shit he said "I cant reading or writing".
Seriously the general population can't be trusted. It really makes a case for returning to a monarchy.

t. leaf

>Be American
>Pay taxes to Government
>Government mints quaters with said tax dollars

Tfw Australian Masterrace

Yeah same
I fell when I'm counting for someone else, suddenly it's like an extra step of speaking the numbers aloud occurs just so that I make sure I don't fuck up, only to be stopped by "if I fuck up this guy will think me a total fucking idiot" and then that reverberates in my head over and over till I noticed I paused to even think about it rather than just HEAR what coins are present like I usually can.

If you're payed minimum wage, that's the company's way of saying "If I could pay you less, I would." Why would anyone be invested in their company's well being if they can't even support themselves on the work they're given?

>I pay 4 bucks for shitty coffee, made by niggers

You are retarded if you think this will "solve" the 15 dollar minimum wage these people are asking for. The only people this will fix is one person, the inside store cashier. They still will have the cooks, the managers, the drive through cashier. Which is like 90% of the store.

>in fact, I have a 130 IQ.
stopped reading there

American education

This is me too. I can't really mock people in this stories as I can easily do the math here but if I were put on the spot id sperge.

It used to happen a fair bit when I was a kid and would play yugioh when my opponent would ask me for life totals right after an attack.

>$15 is a lot of money
Poorfags, ladies and gentlemen.

That coming from a leaf? You do remember Trudeau right, your prime minister?

This guy would always come into my grocery store, wait for me to count out his change then give me more change and laugh as I tried to figure it out and then say how he taught calculus in college.
He was an ass

No dickhead
It's saying "this is the very base payment and the fucking minimum is expected of you to do this job correctly. If you prove to be competent, or in fact prove to be efficient, your literal monetary worth to keep you goes up, and we will do just that"

You aren't supposed to be able to live a comfy life or feed a family working a cashier, no one is a fucking career burger flipper except for humble people with sick cheap hobbies, or absolute fuckwits with no hope.

You either climb the ranks in that establishment, proving you care about making that establishment money, if not rise to manager then get a good enough word in about your work ethic so that you will be valuable to someone else in another better paying job.

It's called moving up in the world, and if people are going to be so finicky as to be too scared to advance their lives, then they deserve the bare minimum for not even trying.

Well age from what I hear does that for just about everything. Getting old is quite fucking terrible from what I hear. I'm hoping after sixty I just drop dead.

You must be new here.

sometimes two on the same street.

I'm white and can do basic things like count quarters without having a fit and needing to be medicated, so yes, it feels great to be Canadian

>learn to act human
You of all people should know it's only going to resort to more chimpouts and nigger behavior.
Most people would rather rot in a jail cell than a gutter.

Love the penny pinching OP

sounds like my calculus professor
>passes out exam
>"I put a few curveball questions on the exam we didn't go over in class"
>grades test
>"I don't understand why you all did so bad on this exam"

It definitely seemed like he was on the spectrum to be fair

I have made a habit of saying/asking "if i give you 10.65 can i get a 5 back? Even then some get a little confused as to what i am doing. Like they are suspicious of some sort of scam.

This is so accurate it makes me want to cry

No one said I needed to be medicated. I have a feeling you meant "Dude Weed" when you said medicated. Also Canada fucking sucks a good portion of it is on fire right now.

So better you tend to that, then pretending your country is great while it burns all around you.

so what, its still her fucking job to make sure its the right amount.

says the guy who saves a thumbnail lmao

Unless you're québécois and you count a quarter (25c) as "trente sous" (30c) lel

>Like they are suspicious of some sort of scam.
They should be; you're canadian.
You fucking c,ucks are no better than gypsies.

Those cunts can have $15 per hour when they get my fucking McDonald's order right once. ONCE.

That was my calc professor too. He would teach the simplest problems in class then on the exam he would give the same problems just with really hard algebra. You would know exactly how to do the calculus but fuck up the algebra and he wouldnt even give half credit. Fuck that nigger.

I get that you were 16, but how dumb were you to not immediately figure this out? I've been doing this since I was a young kid (maybe as early as 7 years old).

We never said we can't into basic math. I fuck with cashiers all the time.

>i tell him it's $3.91
Meh, when I was a cashier if people did that I'd just give them the change back and later replace it since people leave change all the time. I would just rather not deal with the hassle over 10 fucking cents and some people just seem to be itching for an argument sometimes

Video.hidden video.

Kek, You are funny burger op

Never had a problem with cashier in Poland.
Go to a first store in Denmark. Unload change from my wallet. Girl calls a manager to count it for her.
I guess if you accept everything and require nothing then you get nothing.

>Work hard and demonstrate competence then get a raise or promotion.

Yes, that was the one rule.

And then you BROKE the one rule.

And so now, there are no more rules.

My fault, your fault, nobody's fault, there is no incentive in propping up a system that fucks you more than it helps you.

You want to disenfranchise the entire bottom half of your population? Good luck with that master plan, dipshit.

>Fuh fuh, but they're lazy and stupid! They deserve to get screwed by smart guys like me! I can outsmart them, therefore I have the right!

Yes, but is it a good idea?

You have not yet BEGUN to feel what it is like to live and try to raise children in a society that most people in the society have no purpose in that society.

You're stepping over a dollar to pick up a dime. You're making more money in the short term by screwing your children out of their future.

That was the catalyst for all this Socialism to come in.

Your corruption opened the door for the REAL corruption, and now your children have no country to grow up in.

Your grandkids will be pets for Chinese families living on Mars.

Yeah, I could probably take people individually as a cashier. But, none of that speed lane shit. Especially when a long line starts to form, and they start pulling shit like what was mentioned in the thread.

I'd probably freeze up and they would have to take me off the line.

Because it's annoying and time consuming to do the mental math to make sure you aren't fucking around compared to just letting the calculator on the till do it for you.

You think you're being some kind of genius; no, you're just a fuckwit wasting everyone's time.