D'aww Man With Everything Want HUG!!!

>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please

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yeah but he was molested tho

Ugly fat virgin detected.

takes one to know one :(

D'aww so he got molested, boooo hoooo, what a whining fucking loser. At least he got some. At least somebody looked at him at one point and said, "yeah, I'd tap that." and made the first move. What a fucking WHINER. There are some of us who've gone our entire lives without ever being desired, and you don't see "waah waah" films being made about US, do you?

He should pour some concrete in his cereal and harden the fuck up.

>very handsome

As a person, who masturbate 4 times a day, i understand his suffering

4 is healthy for a young man.

I couldn't agree more. In fact I was planning on making a "critically acclaimed films which you think are trash" thread this evening featuring this exact film in the OP. I have never felt less empathy for a protagonist.

>tfw just found out I have vitiligo
Fuck that guy.

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

This movie is fucking terrible. It's supposed to be that in the very depths of his sex addiction the worst thing that he could do is have gay sex. Oh fucking no, how could you. How fucking Prudish can you be Steve McQueen.

But its ok because we got the Fassbender dick trilogy.

I've masturbated up to 18 times a day.

The Benderssaince?

How do you still have skin on your dick?

Seek help.

>virgins not realising that the kind of sex life depicted in the movie is just as unrewarding and soul-draining as their compulsive quarter-hourly hentai doujin wank binges

Talk about amateur hour. What are you a girl?

>ITT : Movies that virgins can't understand.

That's not an issue really, cumming so many times and still being able to go on is.
I've also edged it for literally entire days and only cumming 4-5 times, that's perfectly manageable.

My sister does it twice as much. 4 times is weaksauce for a teen/young adult. Low libido.

yeah that was hard to watch, especially the desperate cunnilingus pickup lines. The worst thing all these "addiction" movies teach is that dating serially (one at a time) works and "one" is ideal, there is no controlling women directly, but if she suspects you can easily get it elsewhere from multiple then she relearns her charm very quickly indeed.

>masturbating alone, in the company of no one, provides a similar sensation to touching another, feeling her (or his) skin against one's own, caressing her (or his) hair as opposed to one's own, and possibly engaging in even a semblance of small talk... as opposed to one's lonely, recurring thoughts

This, is it your hand or some cheep skank pussy makes no difference.

I've seen this thread posted so many times. Some virgin out there is fucking HURT by this movie premise.

It's a movie about sex addiction, a topic a lot people won't relate to for sure but does that make it not worth exploring?

Seems like the point of the movie is that meaningless sex can be as empty as any other coping mechanism for an empty life.

Find a girl that will let you cum in her and get over it, mate.

a reflective, exploratory masturbatory session can be more meaningful and intimate than fucking some stranger to use each other as mutual pleasure-meat

You guys must be pros at this.

You make this same thread every 2 or so weeks. I will admit it's a pretty decent (you) farmer

Why do you even watch stupid shit like this anyway?

>I'm very handsome

Not really

>sex addiction the worst thing that he could do is have gay sex

To a straight guy it is though. The very idea of gay sex repulses me

>vitiligo

I hope you die from it

Seriously though I wish you the best and hopefully you beat it, if possible

>youtube.com/watch?v=b1btxq1xcUs

these 10 minutes were pure solid kino

Vitiligo isn't curable

t. OP

Thanks user. Sadly, it's incurable.
At least I'm not black, they have it the worst.

but user, they did make a film about people like you

How about that? So they did. Gonna get on this one, thanks, user!

You share the board with this kind of "people"

What's with all the oil drilling, Michael?

Do virgins really think that sex is somehow gonna be magical and fix them?

I just want a relationship desu....sex would be a bonus.

He can only fit in black women.

Masturbating that often lowers your testosterone. Save it a seek (hunt) a woman that will draw your seed.

Save it and* seek

>kid at bottom left
>HEIL AUTISM

You read the whole life story of CWC and you'll see that's exactly what they believe.

I've read that masturbation has no effect on testosterone.

All virgins should read CWC. If anything he got worse once his love quest had been completed.

>completed

Prostitutes don't count, he was searching for a woman who truly loved him.

>virgins on this site thinking ceasing to masturbate will magically make women more attracted to them

for 95% of you i can tell that the problem runs deeper

Look, say what you want but its actually a serious issue...

My last girlfriend was like him, sort of. She had this huge sex drive, and it was great because mine was too. We were a bunch of degenerates who loved each other, it was fine by me. But the thing is that I was like it because i love sex and i'm a very active person, its not all about the stamina but about the dirty mind, so really makes you feel like "its really great because being both so into each other and also so horny and with such limited boundaries, all flows and we have a fuckton of fun, its dreamlike"

But she just didnt had that sex drive because of my same reasons, not even because any healthy reason... she used sex to forget, to fill gaps (no pun intended) I heard some stories from her past, wich never intimidated me in the first place, but after you put it all under the perspective of this not being healthy, you notice a lot of things
We just didnt last that long. She ultimately couldnt commit and in order to not end up cheating on me decided to leave it.

The fact that he was a rich, tall, attractive executive living in a superb apartment in Manhattan and fucking model tier women is what made it so insufferable. If they made the same film starring a normal guy with similar issues it would have been more palatable. Also, fuck off with trying to make me feel bad for some chick who "attempts suicide." I'll let Chris Brown summarize my thoughts on that.

>Lupita Nyongo
D-do you think she was turned on in 12 years a Slave ?

>all the neet virgins in this thread going "HE'S RICH AND GETS TO HAVE LOTS OF SEX HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY BE SAAAD?!!!!"

This thread belongs on /r9k/ and all r9k people should be killed. No exceptions

In an ideal world you worthless disgusting fucks wouldn't be able to exist. Best thing is, deep down you know it and you hate your degenerate self because of it.

Young women desire "bad boys". This is how it's been. This is how it will be. Get used to it.

Many, perhaps even a majority of young women, crave mystique. They prefer the allure of danger, of the unexpected. They desire men who'll take them to places unexplored, both physically AND sexually (and perhaps also spiritually.)

Young women do not pine for a man who can not provide these thrills. "Stable," "caring" & "providing" are terms that simply do not stir their loins, to coin a phrase. Such men do not excite a young woman in a primal sense, as they do not possess the attributes needed to make a young woman feel like she's the centre of attention, the central character in a grand, sweeping epic of romance and mystery. Maintaining a budget and washing dishes after dinner are no substitute for a myriad of tattoos and a rap sheet as long as one's forearm.

These men are, in many if not a majority of cases, put "on reserve" for later, when a woman is ready to settle down, become "serious" and begin the process of having children.

This is why battered women deserve it.

You forgot to mention his sister tried to kill herself.

lmao it's one of these threads again
sheltered fat autists with the emotional depth and understanding of a 3 year old complaining about things they don't understand

She was a bitch anyway

The movie is about addiction and struggling to connect with people

Go back to /r9k/ with your bullshit, sex isn't everything in life

The point was that there are some things in life sex and money cannot repair. How fucking dense are you autists, with this kind of sentiment you should be worshipping this film

>4
PffffHAHAHAaHA


No no no sunny, come back when your desire for sexual gratification is insufferably insatiable. come back when you have exhausted every putrid fantasy and find the pure things in life have become tainted in your eyes. Come back when that internalized self loath manifests as sadistic sexual gluttony. Come back when the recesses of your mind which would normally have friendship and love are barraged with lust and incessant indulgence.

Come back when you really realize that after the things you have thought and derived pleasure from, there is no going back to blue-pill society, unless you are fine with wearing a facade all your life. Lets see how long you last before it cracks.

O-okay, sorry for bothering you, sir...

I couldn't go on nofap, so I started fapping only every other day. It goes really well, soon I will switch to 3-day period.

Why do movies always do this? Sometimes people are fucked-up for no apparent reason.

My best friend is like this guy but poorer and in Europe. He's literally always fucking and getting in trouble too. He fuck attached women all the time and more times than not that goes really fucking bad.

The guy is miserable as fuck. He is addicted to the thrill of chasing the girl but once he fucks them he gets depressed as fuck. He is on antidepressants (really uncommon here) and leeching off his last gf (who left her bf to be with him and he has cheated on like twice already). Not saying he's worse off than the regular fatass smug anime gurls posting and proud Trump voter /r9k/ poster but yeah you can still be fucked up while having sex

wow, poor guy, really made me think

But why go through all the social hurdles to just come to the same end: orgasm. When you can just as easily use your hand?
Fassbender was a flawed man for sure as he wasn't able to cope with his addiction.
I am surprised that nobody picked up (or mentioned) on his sister, who's just as flawed as he is.
Did they have a sexual relationship when they were younger?
Were they two abused as kids?
What secrets do they hold?

>masturbate more than three times a day for more than a few days in a row
>balls start to ache
>cut doesn't shoot, it just dribbles

Must be low test

>missing the point completely

Same. I tried fapping everyday and I felt empty inside so I decided to just fap if I ever just get the feeling, which is once every four-five days

I've done nofap to sort of poor results, but cutting porn has made me feel like a predator. I'm always on the prowl and any woman who's not fat or deformed seems to be a 7+

It's the lack of instant access to a substitute for the female form that psychologically affects people, in my opinion. Test doesn't need to change for feelings, attitudes and behaviours to change.

impossible

>I'm always on the prowl and any woman who's not fat or deformed seems to be a 7+
How is this a good thing ?
Nofap is a cult created by and for the autistic

My brother just lost one of his best friends to his sex addiction too. My brother's gf didn't take their break-up well and she got with this guy to spite everyone and fuck up the social dynamic. The guy has admitted to me before that he's slept with friends' sisters and that he feels bad for it. For half the night when I first met him, I thought he was a champion, but it dawned on me that it was a genuine addiction and I started to feel bad

I'm very rich, by most people's standards. Not Bill Gates rich but let's just say I inherited some land from my grandfather (among several other things) that gets leased out to oil companies.

Now, I'm an average looking guy, taller than average, but in my younger days I was more inclined to flaunt my wealth in order to impress girls. Once they caught on to how wealthy I was, their behavior would completely change. They'd literally throw themselves at me in the most piggish way. I'm ashamed to admit that I enjoyed the easy pussy despite knowing that normally these 8's,9's and 10's I was fucking wouldn't even acknowledge my existence.

Flash forward to today and I'm looking for a long term partner, ready to settle down. Unlike in my youth, I go out of my way to hide my financial position. I drive a shitty old car, work part-time at a bar, wear regular clothes and my house is modest but a little rundown. I've had a couple of long-term gfs and inevitably at some point in each relationship, the topic of finances arose. In both cases, I was honest. And in both cases, as soon as they found out I make more in a month than a surgeon makes in a year, their behavior completely transformed - and I mean completely. I specifically chose these girls because they seemed down to earth and non-materialistic. But despite that, they'd on one hand, start making all these extravagant (and expensive) plans for travel/fun. I'm a simple person and not interested in those things. And on the other hand, they'd become super eager to please; talk to me nicer, start cooking more frequently, give me way more bjs than they normally would, just weird stuff. One girl told me, out of the blue, that I could fuck her best friend if I wanted to. Now this was, what I thought, a nice average girl; I was taken aback.

So don't be fooled. Wealth has its drawbacks. I don't think I'll ever find a girl that loves me for me unless I go out and find a girl that's so rich that my wealth is trivial for her.

send me money via paypal faggot

Quite a dilemma that I'd be jealous of.

Being attracted to women is a good thing.

sex is a fucking chore
Girls just want muh orgasms

I just want some whore that will play with me and engage in fucked up shit

whores are terrible too

fml

I'm more aware of, attracted to, and receptive to women. It's not some huge advantage or lifestyle overhaul or anything, I just check girls out more, whereas I'd previously ignore any that weren't super model (or pornstar) tier

I don't even like admitting that my mother has a bunch of houses because our generation has decided they're going to inherit rather than earn everything, and I don't want some girl thinking that in the next decade I'll be given a home so she won't have to work for one (I still want to buy my own but these ones will be a nice revenue stream or somewhere to stay cheap while I save). I can only imagine how immense wealth would make you feel user.

I was initially going to suggest becoming gay but this is one situation where it would actually be even worse. Sorry user.

Don't forget he's also rich

I doubt change of behaviour and attitude would include changing their shit personality that made them "poor me"-/r9k/ goers in the first place

>i'm pretty, successful, good a singing, have a loving brother
>i still want to kill myself

>Girls just want muh orgasms
thats not how it works, you sad virgin.

>systematically going through every star sign
What did he mean by this?

haha, classic dicklets with the most pathetic excuse
>I only care about my orgasm

Fuck you I didn't need to read this today.

I fucked more girls then you ever talked to faggot

women never love a man for who he is, stop crying.

being attracted to women is a good thing

when you jack off all the time you end up ignoring them

Well that's how it is. Women are attracted to wealth, generally, and love is on a second place.

It's not just women, tho. Everyone will act nicer to you when you have money or position.
I have nothing, as a student, and most people treat me like a shit. Not all, but most of them.

you got that image from a /pol thread yesterday

what are you even talking about

i jack off all the time and still fantasize about nearly every woman i meet

> ignoring them
That's a good thing actually

>But why go through all the social hurdles to just come to the same end: orgasm. When you can just as easily use your hand?

>what is oxytocin
>what is the ego and self confidence

you gotta be on the spectrum if you dont think sex with another person makes you feel better than masturbation on (at the very least) a mental level.

pro tip : sex isn't just about an orgasm.

if you dont want to have sex, yeah.
stop jacking off any you might get desperate enough to talk to one of them for more than 2 seconds

the sad thing is that i already have a gf

> if you dont want to have sex
Yeah, here's problem. Taking woman's baits or being sad autist. No wonder some men just rape them

dude, dont give up but for fucks sake nver ever marry.

>tfw handsome KHV