G'day cunts. I have just returned from a six week ban due to an elite and very muscular shitposting spree that I committed across multiple boards. I did the crime, I did the time, and now I am back and ready to discuss some sports. And what better thread to start off with than an /iggles/ general
A lot has happened since I last posted.
Let's talk about how the Iggles have the best young qb in the league who is consistently putting up good numbers
Let's talk about how the Giants season is over and how they will fade into irrelevancy again, as they always do during the course of a season where they show 'promise' at the beginning. Suck for Sam am I right? The Jets will be furious
Let's talk about how Ezekiel Elliot's woman beating ass will be sitting for 6 games and possibly even more
Let's talk about how the Cowboys golden child meme qb is regressing, and the Tony Romo return rumors are swirling
Let's talk about those retarded Cowboys trips who know nothing bout football who thought that their defense would be top 5 even after losing 5+ starters
Let’s talk about those retarded Giants trips who know nothing about football who cannot tell that the eagles defense was always strong up front, wouldn't be able to give Eli problems
Let's talk about how chimpdell beckham Jr has passed his 15 minutes and is just a past his prime, oft injured, diva , while hard working, grounded. and humble Nelson Agholor and Alshon Jeffrey will become the 1st and 2nd best WR's in the NFC East >dez >odell
damn I was pretty glad to NOT see an eagles general today, too late it seems. whenever we get cocky, we start to tank ;_;
Brody Ortiz
Which Eagle will be the first to get a national endorsement deal, like OBJ for Verizon or Rodgers for State Farm?
I remember Sproles had one for detergent last season, but he's hurt now... :(
Carter Cruz
Ertz is having the season of his life right now, wouldn't be shocked if it was him or Wentz
Nicholas Butler
It's our time now lads.
Justin Nelson
Go home cuz
Zachary Davis
...
Gavin Collins
Eagles literally dominate the NFC East but choke in the playoffs every time.
The Eagles literally won the NFC East and then the Giants won the superbowl that year.
Jacob Stewart
Based fucking Matt
William Stewart
>tfw work at Iggles bar Oh god if they keep winning it'll only get crazier
Lincoln Martin
>I have just returned from a six week ban due to an elite and very muscular shitposting spree that I committed across multiple boards. Legitimately laughed at this
Samuel Phillips
SKEEEEEUUUUP BTFO
Dylan Hall
This is why I don't shitpost.
Bentley Myers
DELETE THIS!
Eli Martin
>we
Aiden Watson
imagine having such a troubled homelife that you're not an eagles fan
Colton Walker
>it's a Cowboys fan falseflagging Eagles fan falseflagging as a Cowboys fan falseflagging as an Eagles fan and they say the NFCE isn't elite.
Gavin Lewis
PHILLY PHILLY
Kevin Martin
jeez man I'm an Eagles fan but even I wouldn't want that job, I'm sorry man.