I am new to this board and have zero knowledge on music or any taste of good music at all...

I am new to this board and have zero knowledge on music or any taste of good music at all. Since everyone I know listens to music and I want desperately to fit in the society, I am starting to think I need to learn a thing or two about it not to be completely autistic when conversations about music are made. So, if anyone is willing to help and give me the redpill I'd appreciate it.
I am a male. No shitty anime music, nigger music,or soyboy sad music please.

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bait or complete autist

there is no redpill, just go and listen to stuff that interests you

Grimes, Pale Waves, Gus Dapperton and Boy Pablo are Sup Forums essentials. They have an indie charm to them and will certainly make you look cool to your friends also.

yung gravy

listen to nothing but Huey Lewis.
That's what my friend does, he hates music and only listens to Huey Lewis.
Only band on his computer.

I can't tell if you're trolling.
I just really can't.
But even trolling them into that sort of infamous publicity is exactly what they want, so either way, fuck you.

king pu$$y eater - goop on ya grinch

t. pleb with shit taste
Go listen to your Björk or your Radiohead or your Death Grips you massive faggot

That's the problem. Music never interested me and dont know jack shit about it. Listened to random songs and groups sometimes when my friends mention but that's it.
Have already listened to his Hip to be Square song. Was kind of cool but nothing special.

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based

I could give you some helpful advice, but since you're a Sup Forumsack get out.

go back to pol, listen to le ebin fashwave and accept the desperate, lonely future thats coming to you

Literally never browsed pol. I meant that I don't like the gangster music,not music that is made by black people.

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these are some of the greatest indie bands/artists of this decade. I highly recommend them OP

Do you have any passion for music at all? If not, don't bother. Pretending to appreciate something you're incapable of appreciating is actually the most pathetic thing you can do.

if you are interested in music, why not explore genres with some basic searches? Check out bandcamp, youtube, ask your friends.

I already have tried but as you said there is no appreciation involved in this. It's all for the sake of fitting in the society .I like silence better than any music.

lurk moar.

Then stop trying? Like I said, it's actually more pathetic to force yourself to be passionate about something you aren't than to be disinterested in general. If you want to "fit into society" so bad then learn how to socialize and express yourself instead of acting this pathetic you soyboy

god you sound like such a boring individual

but silence is scary

Socializing and expressing myself is not that big of a problem to me but I wanted to be complete and felt like the music was missing.
This is the kind of reaction I don't want to get. I know user but I can't help myself but feel detached and unemotional when it comes to music.

Not to me I guess .

So there is absolutely nothing about you worth discussing other than that you don't like music? I mean for people to think you're boring you'd have to actually BE boring.

real music
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Everyone listens to music nowdays and knowing some guy who doesn't listen to music would be extremely boring and a complete turn off for most people. Not that I have nothing else to offer in a conversation.

>I wanted to be complete and felt like music was missing
Yeah, I'll pretend for a moment that I believe the soyboy who wanted to learn about music so he could "not to be completely autistic when conversations about music are made" is sure fine on with his socialization skills.

I'll say it again for the third time, forcing yourself to like something you aren't interested in is pathetic. it's not going to "complete" you. If you feel incomplete then there's something obviously more serious than your trivial disinterest in music going on. Go figure it out instead of doing this pathetic shit

OP here. I'd rather listen to Logan Paul than this shit. Felt annoyed and uncomfortable as fuck.

things don't look promising for you lad

"Good" is a matter of context. You can easily condition yourself to like anything and that's what everyone does so whatever it is you want to be just start being that, if that's all you care about.
If you blankly want to just know critically acclaimed music, you should listen whatever is currently seen as influential in terms of contemporary music - so lurk the board and listen to anything that is posted often. You'll figure the rest out on your own.
Dressing well is way more important in society.

Congratulations you have just won the internet!

You literally paragraphed something that doesn't make sense outside your mind.
I said "completely autistic when it comes to music", because I have no knowledge or taste of it due to disinterest . Not that I am lacking social skills to have a conversation and not sound boring. Read again and make better statements next time.

I understand you have no appreciation for music but this user recommended some good artists for you to start off with. They're decently accessible and then you can move onto the slightly less accessible stuff like Claire and 6ixty9ine

You're not going to find anything of any worth whatsoever on this board. I swear on my everything the best you can do is leave, delete your history, and never, ever come back. You will thank me for this. That, or regret you didn't listen to me.

This was very insightful post. Thank you.

>can't tell
Are you brain damaged you piece of shit for newfag?

I'm pretty sure you could do more pathetic things than that.

listen you twat, in case you are not baiting go type in google Sup Forumscore and start picking albums that might interest you, there are no redpills there is nothing, best case scenario you end up being an above average normie on music. That's your fate, you can't escape it, it was sealed the day you were born.

>Sup Forums is racist
>so i can be racist towards Sup Forumsacks
Fuck off Sup Forums you stupid SJW.

How much soy did you have lately radiohead fanboy?

Dubs confirms that radiohead is shit and that Gus Dapperton, Pale Waves, Grimes and Boy Pablo are for alphas

Where did you come from fucking newtripfag? Every day i have to filter 1 or 2 tripfags. It was fun back in 2010 but not anymore, you are all a bunch of newfags who came from reddit and desperately seek attention, end yourselves you fucking cancers.

Your too fucking retarded to even understand what you just wrote.

Compared to radiohead anything is alpha, depressive music made in the 90s for normies to grief the fact that didn't get breastfeeded when they were infants or that got cucked by their women.
>M-ma soy :'(

OP here. Giving up on music and not replying anymore. Music is for beta cucks and girls anyway.

If you don't want to look like an autist you've come to the wrong place.
But either way listen to the Sup Forums essentials list first, then more of whatever you liked best.

ye sure now fuck off normie piece of shit.

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Shit friend, you had me laughing with this top-notch post of yours for a good minute.
You post about wanting to learn about music so you can "fit into society" despite having no interest in music whatsoever and can barely even express yourself even in text. Why would you expect me to believe you when you say you're not autistic as shit and can express yourself just fine?

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Bravo OP. The music people listen here are exactly what you described. But yet there is one genre that nobody talks about and i doubt your normie friends are aware. If you really don't like music then you might like noise, go give it a try, it is obscure but who knows, maybe that's the only way you can fit in.

Here some entry level noise
Yellow swans - Going places

more like soyse
The only way this could get more beta is if you were shilling harsh noise

Look at this guy, how did you expect this guy to write any actual music that has appeal to chads? It is music literally made from an incel for incels. Only difference is that he gets laid cause he got the dollar signs.
>Can't grow a beard
>His hair are gone but he prefers that shitty haircut instead of shaving like a chad would have.

Pleb or not one thing is for sure, i will never join the soy club.

Noise, Harsh noise are soy, okay give me some example of alpha music?

>Pleb or not one thing is for sure, i will never join the soy club.
youre browsing Sup Forums so youve pretty much already joined

Fashwave Power Metal

metal is the most soy of all genres actually

Wait what is fashwave, i know of power metal which is soy whether you like it or not. But what happens when you add that fashwave in the front? Share a song/album whatever.

And never ever again call harsh noise soy or we will have to fight.

Fitting in / being accepted by normies based on your music preferences, and developing a genuine personal taste in music are two completely separate things and if you pursue the latter, it will likely make the former impossible - you won't be dorky for being a know-nothing anymore, instead you'll be a "snob" and into "weird music". If you want to fit in, listen to some popular garbage. Just browse some general popular playlists on spotify. If you want to develop your own personal taste and actually get into music, find artists you like and then find artists related to those artists through their label/s, and services like spotify related artists, and youtube recommendations on their videos, or figure out what genre they're in and then listen to the major artists in that genre and go from there.

If you give some basic list of stuff you already like, you may get some more actual recommendations. If you just offer nothing and say "get me into music" you will only get trolling because no one can actually just do that for you.

The best album is Close to the Edge by Yes though.

Usually songs with animated music videos are good. Try those out.

Usually.

t. soyboys
Go listen to your shitty noise albums nerds

Fashwave is horrible vaporwave made by Sup Forumstards using pictures of hitler and pepe frogs ran through 80s filters
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Pretty sure fashwave is Sup Forums-synthwave, not Sup Forums-vaporwave.

i listen to this i see manlets with mohawks and arnette sunglasses raving under the influence of heroin. Good thing to know what kind of sub human that user is.
Now i have no doubts that harsh noise is the best genre and the only one that can kill normies.

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>Listens to tame impala
>while i can bench press your weight for 10 reps easily listening to my harsh noise "nerdy" albums
Fuck off sub human, go eat some veggies.

Looks like we have some estrogen infuelled rage here
I'll just be chilling with my chad fashwave power metal while you jerk off and cry to your shitty noise albums little man

OP here. I said I wouldn't reply again but just out of curiosity, how many of you anons are actually females? God , this is the most annoying board and you people disgust me. I am back to /fit. See ya.

you spelled testosterone wrong.

/fit/ doesn't want you either, dummy boy

go back to your autism fucktard, go watch pics of half naked men and comment how good they look. Fucking faggots.

>redpill
fucking kill yourself
>>/r9k/
>>Sup Forums

I gave you the real answer, if you didn't see it user. Here:

we are not here to either give or take any real answers, the thread is a bait and you are stoopit to waste your time here.

Thread doesn't seem like bait, though OP does seem like a douche bag. I'll do what I want.

I already read your post and made me reflect a lot to the point I realized that going out of my nature and getting into music to please people was not worth my time. Thanks anyways user.
It's not a bait fucktard.

okay now fuck off our board normie

If you're a /fit/izen you would probably like high energy music for getting swole to. I like these for working out:
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Not sure if someone who's been browsing /pol for years would be considered a normie but anyway as you wish nigger. Yeah thats right. I lied. I am a national socialist who despises every single degenerate trannie browsing this board. Fucking cucks you disgust me.

i also browse Sup Forums fucktard, see you on the other board.

>calls everyone normies
>asks for advice to fit in with normies

retarded or bait?

definitely the first

learn enough about top 40 to talk to people about it, whatever is in the top 40 track back the genre in case anyone asks.
music is a very broad, basic thing to talk about with other people and unless yer actively engaging with someone who knows their shit yer not gonna get out of your depth saying anything other than 'that's a banger'

Unironically Google Piero Scaruffi and learn to hate music after exhausting everything decent in two or three years.

And based Kenny Rogers

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I bet you're fun at parties :)

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Everyone in this thread is trolling OP.
Just go down this list and listen to the albums that you think you would like. Check for each album in rateyourmusic.com about it's genre, and also the descriptors will help you a lot.
Have a nice time.

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