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expensive tibet

I don't want Tibet to be free.

sophie

listening to st. vincent

always felt like a bit of a gay hipster for liking her

youtube.com/watch?v=Ws3m6zsOXC0

FUCK DRUMPF

FUCK OFF BRIT/POL/

cest la vie

YA SEE VIETNAMESE MAN, DRIVE LIKE THIS

CHINESE MAN? HE DRIVE LIKE DIS

waiting for the german lad to not let me down

the last thread was very hostile to me

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attempting a French accent

im nigger rick

is your foreskin supposed to peel back automatically when you get a stiffy?

don't have phimosis but i always thought my foreskin was a bit tight, i don't pull it back when i wank either

So.

Korean kimchi wrap or Hong Kong chinky munchiebox?

not a fan desu

based

same but it's just because my willy isn't big enough to poke out

Kimchi is overrated and that sounds small, get the munchiebox

he really needs to lose that beard

twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/903176345739460608

we need a word that goes beyond cuck

now isn't the time to bully France

FUCK

anime

judaism

yes

just do some stretching exercises for the skin and you'll be fine

>is your foreskin supposed to peel back automatically when you get a stiffy?
Yes.

I want the real shizer

>i won't say no names
>FUCK TRUMP

SCHLORRROOOOMPHFHFHFFFF

Literally me

is he actually a retard

the rest of yall know

ronald hitler glorp is not my precident

lol
an island full of women would be chaos

lmao nintendo think they slick

yes i do believe that was le joke

>medical condition

Hmm, no I'm quite sure it's a normal human emotion that the modern runty manchild uses as a crutch by calling it a 'medical condition' despite no empirical evidence suggesting that it's nothing more than a state of mind.

Fuck China

Free Tibet

donrald ZLUOMPF

when I Sneed to yah

Waiting for the internet post man pat to arrive with my gift from Germany x

'xiety and 'pression aren't normal, moron

omw to chinatown

be happy with what you got
I'll do another one if you vocaroo yourself saying it first

normal people feel depressed and anxious sometimes

Fuck Estonia
reunite the soviet union

cheesy beans > barbecue beans

I have anxiety and it's shit

have to get drunk before I go outside to take the edge off things

*gets blown up*

i like estonia how it is

feel like my knobend is too big for my foreskin desu, my glans is disproportionately big for the rest of me willy

only the survives

kys Zhang

anyone have a Henry hoover? any good?

I'm also waiting for a package from Germany x

Pick me up some grub(s) will ya

>The Jewnited Sharts of Americuck

change of plans
spotted a hipster food market and a nicelooking gay pub

shall be eating here instead i think

you don't know what you like

Don't mind him just the average rorke who doesn't know how jokes work

Ah c'mon lad

Is this a joke?

Kill yourself teen cringemeister

her new shit is a best pretentious, actor is a fantastic album though

you gonna get laid dude?

Where can I get mine?

sick of this rich london twat
imagine being able to just wander around and buy anything you want

yes

Going to make some dinner.

Pasta with ragu, mushrooms and onion.
Pizza (basically a tortilla with some ragu, cheddar, ham and milano salami).

Wish I wasn't fucking poor. ;_;

anybody want a quick 69?

not a chink just think mictostates should be abolished
simple as

OH YEAH LANDAN OI FUCKEN LAAAAVEE DA CITY, THE CITY IS WELL PENG IN IT BRUV

*gets acid thrown in my face*

Yes they are you child. If I'm thrust into a dangerous situation where my safety and security are at risk, naturally I will feel anxious. If my life is a huge pile of shit that I'm not satisfied with, I will become depressed.

You utterly thick SSRI shill.

you dont know what you like

Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
And little girls from Sweden
Dreams of silver screen quotation
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication

It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood
Sells Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war your waging

First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication

Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderaan's not far away
It's Californication

Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody's been there and
I don't mean on vacation

First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving

First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

so powerfuf

greggs didn't have any chicken bakes left ffs

feel proper depressed now

skin's peeling off
my real form will be shown soon and you will all termble

fuck off murderer

>what i like is good
>what i don't like is pretentious
the virgin opinion

>>>/reddit/

oh fuck off you ungrateful cunt
I'm eating cheese cobs in Tesco car park right now

No but I'll settle for a 96

kys commie

Are there any decent antiperspirants?
All the ones I use smell like fucking industrial chemicals

any of you lads going to the social festival?

Who here has toll tomorrow ? Not me.

m8 go listen to "bring me your loves" and tell me it isn't a weird-for-the-sake-of-weird clusterfuck

not a commie just think microstates should be abolished
simples

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/aug/30/nationalise-google-facebook-amazon-data-monopoly-platform-public-interest

another absolute banger of an article from are guardian

how do they do it

me in the white t on the right looking at the window of the fag place

if you're a billionaire old spice works

Was gonna have a wank but then I remember I've already wanked tonight

i want to be a lesbian

kys globalist and Oriental loyalist

*puts on old spice*
*checks bank account*
*armpits get soaked through*
shit

Would like to have sex with a cute girl for the first time lads. I don't want to pay for the first time though.

why

its not particularly revolutionary it sounds like it was made in the 80s
its not really good either though