Redpill me on the -stans. What the fuck are they even doing

Redpill me on the -stans. What the fuck are they even doing

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Well..
Kazakhastan is a North Korea if they give up nukes
Uzbekistan has a strong military
Kyrgyzstan has a hard name to spell
Tajikistan is weird
And Turkmenistan is bad enough that the U.S. and fucking Iran teamed up against them

Except for pakistan and afghanistan rest are irrelevent. Most americans think kazakhstan is in the middle east

>Kazakhstan is North Korea
Nigger what?

trying to summon kurdistan and uyghuristan

>Kazakhstan is a North Korea
No way. Kazakhstan is basically muslim Russia. Kazakhs are bro.
>Uzbekistan has a strong military
Strong comparing to Kyrgiz and Tajik. But weaker then Kazakhs.
Uzbekistan produces cotton.
Central Asian military is a joke anyway, the best think they can do is try to control their own borders and even this is hard for them without russian assistance.
>Tajikistan is weird
Tajikistan is a shithole of shitholes. Very miserable place, almost like Afghanistan, but under strict russian control and without civil war.
>Kyrgistan
Kyrgistan has a picturesque view. In other terms is a weak version of Kazakhstan.

>Afghanistan
It was better to live it with talibs. Even better - let them build socialistic republic. Western countries made a mistake spoiling soviet plans here.
>Pakistan
Are they central asia or not? Probably not. They are muslim India. But I am not sure I know enough about it.

>It was better to live it with talibs. Even better - let them build socialistic republic. Western countries made a mistake spoiling soviet plans here.

>Turkmenistan
They has got very strict form of authoritarism after soviet union's collapse. On the other hand they have gas and oils.

Why did Kazakhstan cuck the uzbeks out of the caspian sea?

v rude.

OГЛЫ RULE THE WAVES

Uzbecks do not have any roads to the sea there, only desert. And there are no uzbecks on the seacoast.
kek

He's not wrong

I've only ever spoken to Kazakhstani people, they seem okay, though from the pictures they provided the country looks even more depressing than Russia.

>muslim
We have more afghanis(pashtun) than afghanistan stop with this meme

What's wrong with being muslim? I thought it was the real reason why Pakistan and Bangladesh are separated from India. Amirite?

the most important thing is that we are not wh*Te

Did anyone say wh*Te

Turkic people who are alienated both by Islam (Arab religion) and Communism.

Once the Turks have their own religion, Central Asia will rise again, as Tengri wills it.

That's absolutely right
Praise Tengri

>those biceps
jesus christ he needs to stretch them out

Кacымхaн, my son, i'm proud of you. You finally chose the way of the black bull.

Kazakhstan exports potassium and qts.

>Turkic people who are alienated both by Islam (Arab religion) and Communism.
Not Uzbekistan or Tajikistan desu.

>muslim poo*
Any no one in pakistan looks dravid apart from karachi niggers. Stop with the meme

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>Well..
>Kazakhastan is a North Korea if they give up nukes
retarded autistic whoreson, dont ever try to analyze or tell someone about anything

This music kicks ass.

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>Any no one in pakistan looks dravid apart from karachi niggers.
dude stop lying. you all look like dark nigger indian shits, nobody can differentiate poo in loos from you, muslim poo in loos. even I, a true genius when it comes to detecting what nationality people are from, cant adequately do that. meaning you pakis are just muslim poo in loos

cucks who converted to some retarded arab goatfucker religion

t. cuck who converted to some retarded kike on a stick by kikes for whites turn another cheek religion, lmao

Why can't you all post from your real flags?

i am posting from my real location with a passcode.

Because I'm Diaspora.

ask your whore mother

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Wanna rephrase that in English

The lesson for the Norwegian is this: who has a beam in his eye should not be so concerned about the mote in another's.

The lesson for that American: don't be daft,

Shitholes worse than hell.

All he did was string together buzzwords into a non coherent thought

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no, you are just too fucking dumb to perceive that sentence, which is amazing since you're probably english native and english is the only language you can more or less """""""""'speak"""""""""

let me break it down for you
t. cuck,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, who converted to some retarded kike-on-a stick,,,,,,,,,, by-kikes-for-whites,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, turn-another-cheek religion, lmao

jeez you dumb americans and your absolute shit state of reading comprehension....

Kazakhstan - Turkic QTs, lots of Russians
Uzbekistan - Lots of population, their population got JUST'ed hard since they used to be great conquerors (Chagatay, Timur, Bukhara, the Mughals) and are small and irrelevant now.
Kyrgyzstan - Don't know anything other than that their flag is kind of nice.
Tajikistan - Our Indo-European brethren.
Turkmenistan - They're ruled by dictators.

>Bukhara is a conqueror
hmm

>Chagatay
>Mughals
>Bukhara
>uzbeks
kek
>great conquerors
top kek

My experience in Seoul with people from Central Asia.

Kazakhastan = least (or at least nominally) Muslim part of Central Asia
Uzbekistan = very Muslim
Kyrgyzstan = Sort of like Kazakhstan
Tajikistan = Persian-speaking

2:44
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Mughals isn't a conqueror either, you brainlet. Obviously I listed states as well. I said Mughals, not Babur or Akbar.

> Kazakhastan is a North Korea if they give up nukes

> Kazakhstan
Muslim Russia
> Uzbekistan
Exotic Russia
> Tajikistan
Persian Russia
> Turkmenistan
North Korea meets Russia
> Kyrgyzstan
Desert Russia

> Desert
Dumb moor

stfu sandnigger

I might go to Tajikistan over next summer if I win a scholarship to study Persian there

The Spaniard must die

this

Kazakstan in literally nothing like North Korea

t. Ivan Sergeievich Flyutin

t. Anatoli Pavlevich Timofeev

t. Youssef al-andalus

t. santa lucia pedro maria

This is literally the dumbest thing I've read in years, as it was unironically

Also, can you install extra flags? Would be much appreciated

I have it, here you go

Much appreciated, thanks.

Ok, I can't into bullying

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>Babur
What no. It was mostly Akbar and Aurangzab that did the heavy lifting for the Mughals.

>What the fuck are they even doing
Praying to allah that Russia or China does not invade them.

The central asian states are not genuinely independent states, they are more like peripheries of Russia and China, and they are all ruled by dictators backed by russian and chinese intelligence organisations. Turkmenistan is a soft exception on this because the leadership is so batshit crazy that it doesn't bow to anyone at all. All the central asian economies revolve around one or two basic resources like gas or cotton, or in the poorest case sending the population to work abroad in slavery-esque conditions. The geopolitical fuckery has pretty much isolated Central Asia from the rest of the world and the region is literally never gonna develop as long as Russia and China exist.

I wish China invaded us tho
You are overestimating chinese influence in the region, other than that you are correct

Questions:
Did Uzbekistan got its name from Öz Beg (Uzbeg)?
Whats the whole deal with Tatars, Turkic people and mongols?
I get that Tatars are Turkic but are all Turkic people Tatars?
Is the Mongolian language Turkic or more in line with their eastern neighbors?
Are they then Turkic or East asian?
Is Turkic linguistical or racial group - Yakuts speak Turkic language but they look like chinks.

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Pretty much this. Central Asia is both alienated by Islam and Russian influence. They need to get rid of both.

>They need to get rid of both...
And I forgot to add: ... and come back to their Turkic roots.
Praise Tengri

>I get that Tatars are Turkic but are all Turkic people Tatars?
Tatars are Kipchak, related to Kazakhs and Kyrgyz
There are 5 types of Turkics
1- Oghuz (Turks, Azerbaijanis, Turkmens, Qashqai and Gagauzes)
2- Kipchak (Tatars, Kazakhs, Kyrgyz)
3- Karluk (Uzbeks and Uyghurs)
4- Oghur (Chuvash)
5- Siberians
>Is Turkic linguistical or racial group - Yakuts speak Turkic language but they look like chinks.
Yakuts are i think the purest Turkics, Turkics in Central Asia are mostly a mix of Turkics and Iranians

Has the region ever NOT been in the middle of geopolitical fuckery? From the Romans' thirst for spice, to Britain's Great Game to now, the land between Europe and India/China has always been literally in the middle of a power struggle.

This is good shit, saved

Modern day Turks are descendants of that area, so everything Turkish is related to Central Asia/Mongolistan

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making cool music

what do u think about gökbörü

Really? My sister was in your country for a couple years with the Peace Corps and she said your people's hatred of the Chinese was the worst racism she's ever seen. Was she wrong?

you are descendant of the contents of my left nut man

how did that dumb bitch manage to find that out though? literally impossible.

By talking to Kyrgyz people, I would think. I'm not really sure what you mean.

>Is Turkic linguistical or racial group - Yakuts speak Turkic language but they look like chinks.
The first Turkics looked like chinks and lived in Mongolia

>Is the Mongolian language Turkic or more in line with their eastern neighbors?
Both the Turkic and Mongolian groups can be the parts of the Altaic family of languages (Tungustic is also included)

>Are they then Turkic or East asian?
The first Turkics were literally East Asian themselves

>Did Uzbekistan got its name from Öz Beg (Uzbeg)?
Yes

>Whats the whole deal with Tatars, Turkic people and mongols?
Modern Tatars don't look like the original Turkics desu. They have more Finno-Ugric and Iranic substrate

>I get that Tatars are Turkic but are all Turkic people Tatars?
No

>Is Turkic linguistical or racial group - Yakuts speak Turkic language but they look like chinks.
It's controversial

I suppose the Sayan Turkic languages (Tofa, Tuvan etc.) may be the purest (because of isolation)

> I get that Tatars are Turkic but are all Turkic people Tatars?
What. It's like saying: "if anglos are germanic all germanics are anglos"
> Is the Mongolian language Turkic or more in line with their eastern neighbors?
Mongolian language is mongolic en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolic_languages
It doesn't sound like neither any turkic nor chinese language
> Are they then Turkic or East asian?
They are not turkic at all
> Is Turkic linguistical or racial group - Yakuts speak Turkic language but they look like chinks.
> Is Turkic linguistical or racial group
It's an ethnic group. Turks always were mongoloids. Gokturks left statues after themselves and they look mongoloid. Hairy round eye apes from anatolia who call themselves turks nowadays originally moved from central asia which was conquered by turks from siberia.
She's right, central asians are mostly sinophobic.

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turkmind

Brainlet statement. Him taking out the Delhi Sultanate and slapping down the Rajputs is what even let the Mughal Empire exist in the first place.

Yanma Rus PİÇi

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suck cock muslim wide eyed shitskin hairy arab bulgarian greek subhuman aka turk

you will never be turkic.

are you a fucking proxyfag?

shiieet

The Kyrgyz flag is not a real Kyrgyz. He is some sort of Diaspora fag who is for whatever butthurt about Turks.

>Rus on proxy

*whatever reason

> it's another butthurt turks in denial calling us orustar episode

turks are not turkics they are not one of us they are irrelevant. so kyrgyz is right.