Why do Old Worlders go mushroom picking?

Why do Old Worlders go mushroom picking?

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Fresh air and free, delicious food. What's not to like?

I accidentally though that finns are not into mushroom hunting. My friend said me this after studying in Turku.

>Fresh air and free, delicious food. What's not to like?
He's american

And you, american user, don't you like mushrooms? Don't you like walking in the forests, breathing fresh air, listening to sounds of motherland? Having picnic in the middle of nowhere?

Guessing from his flag it's probably the "walking" bit that scares him

Asparagus picking > Mushroom picking

>mushrooms are good
>walks in the forest are good
why wouldn't you?

If americans had drive-thru forests with mushrooms growing on specially-made shelves that can be picked from the window of your gas-guzzling amerimobile it could success as a popular hobby.

kek

>his fat scooter is not equipped to move into a forest

If only asparagus grow just in the russian forests to easily pick... Russia would probably never ever had to invade anything more.

we have stores and we don't eat things dogs have pissed on

To get high mostly

1. Mushroom grows very fast. You must have incredible amount of dogs in you forests to piss on mushrooms.
2. You do not even imagine how many dogs pissed on the things you eat comrade.

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>be murrican
>take scooter out to pick mushroom
>"ay dis right here is muh private propertah!"
>get shot
>die
This is why Murricans cant pick mushrooms

Based Netherlands. Not even surprised.

>drive-thru forests

Because unlike us they have plenty of edible ones and most of ours will kill you and the edible ones look like the ones that will kill you.

Most of ours will give you a slow painful death. Every once I'm a while some Asian immigrants die from eating wild mushrooms.

we learned in elementary school which mushrooms are poisonous

this is true everywhere dumb fatty, you always have to be careful when picking mushrooms

Do you have this epic fellas?

This. It's part of a culture and it's not enough to just "learn in school", your ancestor have to take you to the forest and teach you carefully, because every oblast's mushrooms can have it's own specific mushrooms.

>not being taught from fucking childhood how to differentiate the edible from the poisonous ones.

>Slav education

Btw guys, do you collect berries? We have tons of blackberries every july in the forests of Leningradskaya Oblast.

i dont think you understand how the education meme is used
when you point out a lack of knowledge or misinformation from some user you can greentext a >(user's country) education
but when you have been proven to be an idiot you should simply apologize or ghost the thread

It's not just Old Worlder's, ya dildo. I've done it, and it's barely different than hunting or fishing.
In fact, if you can find some Morels, you can make a pretty penny; they're quite expensive.

well its way more useful than learning about type of rocks or what animals are being bred for food in northern ireland

They learn how to distinguish auto and semi auto weapons instead, arguably it's a much more important skill to have in America

Never seen them but I live in the Northeast.

I live in urban hell right now but as a kid finding blueberries in the forest was such a comfy feeling.

>not being taught from fucking childhood how to differentiate the edible from the poisonous ones.

>He thinks we've lived in the same region as our ancestors for a thousand years
>He thinks that older American families weren't Puritans that thought of mushrooms as satanic.

If my Polish Great Grandparents came here and ate the wild mushrooms they'd probably have died.

>Btw guys, do you collect berries? We have tons of blackberries every july in the forests of Leningradskaya Oblast.
Yeah a lot of berries grow wild in New England. The only thing is to watch out for dickhead black bears.

I go collecting them with my daughter every weekend in july. She likes them with warm mils and sugar very much.

Mushrooms are not a thing in Brazil (outside sauce and pizza).

>Puritans that thought of mushrooms as satanic
sure thing, bud

Blackberries are the only wild berries I've ever been able to find.

Only russians pick mushrooms, it's not popular in Europe.

How you people eat it?

Not memeing, it's not popular in Brazil and i don't even know how to eat it.

Used to be, but they're just not common anymore, and in a lot of regions forests are few and far between anyway.

I pick morels every year.

Plenty of different ways to cook them. I prefer pickled mushrooms.

Seriously? Mushrooms go in all sorts of dishes and sauces, or you can just fry them with some butter and salt and eat on sandwiches

lol no.
It's like a national sport here.

Stop memeing, picking mushrooms is extremely popular here.

I remember studying fungi in elementary school, learning about their parts' names and how the most recognizable edible and poisonous ones looked like
Amanita falloide vs amanita muscaria and all that
I have never picked a mushroom in my life but it's more likely that I wouldn't casually eat a lethal one

Why don't you? Shroomies are delicious

Not joking. In Brazil you will only see a two or three types of mushrooms in sauces.
I was thinking in grow a bunch of them to capitalize in the hipsters and vegetarians. Most (if not all) of our mushrooms are imported.

>poor shitholes think they're better than us because their education included mushroom picking field trips instead of trips to the local particle accelerator
so sad it's funny

>local particle accelerator
You made me laugh.

Lets face. America school trips end always in a mall.

it's very comfy, plus shroomies are delicious

"Fried foxies". Good with smetana and fried potatoes.

>mushrooms are good
No.

>It's like a national sport here.
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Europeans looked at me like I'm crazy when I mentioned that I picked mushrooms in the forest as a kid.

You call these mushrooms "foxies"? We call them kurki, "little hens"

"Autumn in the forest" salad. Pickled armellaria and cucumbers, boiled potatoes and fresh onions.

It depends, city folks would find it weird, but they are fucking faggots anyway

It depends on the place I suppose, europe is big.
In every italian village near the woods it's normal, and we usually have a city office dedicated to mushroom evaluation, so if you're not confident an expert will tell you if they're safe or not.
It's true it's something more for grownups than young people.

"Beefstroganof s gribami"

"Mushrooms soup of dried mushrooms". Kind of grandma's soviet style kitchen.

>An office that will tell you if they're safe
We don't have anything like that here, and if we did it would a service you pay out of pocket for which defeats the purpose of picking them rather than buying them.

This semester is my last uni semester. After the graduation i will brought some land (only 10ha) and find something to do in the spare time.
What kind mushrooms are more popular in europe?

They were holding him out from their secret mushroom groves. Locations of best mushroom fields aren't revealed to the people outside family.

mushrooms don't grow in Italy
you can find mushrooms in france (champignon)

Those grow 5 min walk away where I live and I live in the most populated part of the country.

wut? Mushrooms grow literally everywhere.

my granfather makes this, he uses those mushrooms (don't know how they're called in english) and he also adds smetana. shits fire, best soup I've ever tasted

depends on the region desu, there are plenty of region specific mushrooms

it was intended to be a joke, but i really did take a school trip to Fermi Lab.

It's actually illegal here. Because all ground is owned by somebody.

So if you take something from a forest for example you are stealing from the state.

edible mushrooms don't grow in italy, they have the kind of mushroom that you can't eat.

don't let mario bros shrooms deceive you.

It's called poaching.

What kind of retarded shitposting is this?

>Lets face. America school trips end always in a mall.
>t.Guy who has no fucking idea what he's talking about.

not a big fan of mushrooms to be honest

taste like rubbery boogers

t. don't know how to cook mushrooms

You guys like mushrooms so much because they are shaped like benises :D

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We don't do it because a little known fact is fucking EVERYTHING here will fuck you up somehow. Literally nobody touches bushes or wades through tall plants because they're almost always lightly poisonous and will fuck you up for a week with some rash.

Also you better seriously know what your doing mushroom picking because the vast majority of mushrooms here are extremely poisonous or fatal. Death cap grows like a weed here and is very easily mistaken for your garden variety edible. You have to look at the stem and if it has a skirt you'll die. If it doesn't I guess maybe you'll be alright but fuck that risk.

hahahahaha nice

Americans don't?

That looks absolutely delicious.

This shit is well known for being fatal mushroom in russia. "The pale poganka", it is called.

By the way, north-russian forests are pretty safe place. There are couple of poisonous berries and mushrooms and vipers. If bears won't crush your ribs, you are safe.

people do it all the time out west. are we talking psilocybin mushrooms?

The excitement. It's exciting when you might have something nice to eat that you picked yourself, or you may accidentally poison yourself and your family with something that's easily confused with another kind of mushroom.

I once found like 20lbs of laughing gyms by the side of the highway. A huge colony. I harvested 6.7lbs (weighed it when I got home) and tripped for like a full day listening to music and playing with my dog outside.

I really felt on the same level as an animal. I saved them in jars with myelin and I fed them, I enjoy gardening so this was like the difference between baking and cooking. I threw them away under my work Bench and I've given some to family/friends as a *secret* gift.